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Key & Peele – Continental Breakfast


– YOU WILL BE
IN ROOM 237. AND YOU HAVE
FREE WI-FI THERE. ALSO, FROM 6:00 A.M.
TO 10:00 A.M. EVERY MORNING, THERE’S A FREE
CONTINENTAL BREAKFAST. – HMM. CONTINENTAL BREAKFAST. – YES, FROM 6:00 A.M.
TO 10:00 A.M. [phone rings] – SO IT’S CONTINENTAL, THEN. – MM-HMM, YEP. [Muzak in background] – VERY GOOD. [gasps] EH,GARCON.[chuckles] ONE ADMISSION
FOR THE CONTINENTAL BREAKFAST. – YOU CAN JUST
HELP YOURSELF, SIR. – HMM, INTERESTING. EUROPEAN STYLE. [light classical music] [chuckling] MM. AHH. WHEN IN ROME… ♪ ♪ HMM, THE FORBIDDEN FRUIT. [chortles] WELL, AREN’T YOU
A TINY PLUM. ♪ ♪ WELL, LA…DEE… DA. PAPER AND EVERYTHING. AND WHO ARE YOU, MY LITTLE FRIEND? NOT A SPOON… NOT A FORK… BUT SOMETHING IN BETWEEN. A “FPOON”. [chuckles] WHAT WILL YOU THINK OF NEXT,
GERMANY? [humming softly] AHH. [chuckles delightedly] ALL THE “EURO-PINE” COUNTRIES
LAY BEFORE ME. WHERE SHOULD I FLY TO FIRST? AHH. THE PIT OF THE DOUGHNUT. MM, THANK YOU, TURKEY. MM, BUCKLE UP. LET’S SEE
WHERE WE SHALL GO NEXT. AH, THE DANISH! CLEARLY FROM BRUSSELS. MM. MM, MM! MM! HELLO, GREECE, WHERE THE YOGURT FLOWS
LIKE WATER. MM, YES, LIKE GO-GURT,
BUT TO STAY. [chuckles] MM. MM, SO GOOD! MM, PULLING INTO SPAIN. MM! BAKED TO PERFECTION. CAN YOU BELIEVE IT? IT ALL COMES
WITH THE ROOM! [laughing] MM! MM, MM! YES! MM! I LOVE BEING INCONTINENT! I LOVE BEING INCONTINENT! A DELIGHT TO THE SENSES, ISN’T IT, MY FRIEND? ISN’T IT? YES! I’LL HAVE
WHAT I’M HAVING! [music crescendos]
I’LL HAVE… WHAT I’M HAVING! [woman singing angelically] [sobbing] SO GOOD. IT’S SO GOOD. – THANKS. OH, GOOD AFTERNOON, SIR. HOW CAN I HELP YOU? – WELL, DAVIS, I WILL BE STAYING
INDEFINITELY. – BUT, SIR, DON’T YOU KNOW
THAT YOU’VE ALWAYS BEEN HERE? [romantic big band music] ♪ ♪ – REALLY?
– MM-HMM. – CONTINENTAL BREAKFAST? – RIGHT AROUND THE CORNER. ♪ ♪

100 thoughts on “Key & Peele – Continental Breakfast

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  2. I was at a hotel after a wild party and I was starving and ready for my Continental Breakfast ( I thought that Continental stands for something HUGE like a continent!!!)…right then the waiter put in from of me the most minuscule cup of coffee ever made, and a ridiculous toast with jam, and I thought: well, for a starter is ok…then I waited patently for the rest of my FOOD!!!…and I waited…and I waited…then a little upset I said to the waiter: Hey man…where's my ''CONTINENTAL'' breakfast?!!! The guy look down on me and told me: You ate your Continental Breakfast 30 minutes ago sir…and I thought: WTF is going on? am I still drunk or what?…I was really puzzled, but mostly hungry to be honest XDDD

  3. Your are a guest at a hotel, prepare for an extended stay because you have just walked into the Twilight Zone. Guest seen walking into the hotel, never to be seen again. 10 people walked into a cafeteria only to come back everyday for continental breakfast in a time loop, that cafeteria is open again, but this time its a unlimited breakfast for you.

  4. Alright here are some instruction: Once you press this time stamp > 2:36 close your eyes and let your imagination run wild

  5. This isn’t funny(before you ask, I’m on this video because I’m giving Key&Peele a try because I heard that they were good. And, yet again, before you say “keep your opinion to yourself”, I could say the same about your reply.)

  6. Ahhh Turkey is not in Europe. They have tried numerous times and this is what triggered the breakdown followed by Brexit after mass immigration from Syria.

  7. oooooohhhh i know this movie!!!! its from that movie the deer hunter starring danny devito and chris rock…. im such a cinephile!

  8. The three best things in this video:
    The muffin “paper and everything.”
    The Fpoon. What will you thing of next, Germany. And . . .
    The banana. Baked to perfection!

  9. This skit has such a dark beautiful hidden cinematic writing, it is much much deeper than the immediate comedy on the surface, it has depth in a weird satisfying way.

  10. I wished I treasured my unborn children at least one tenth as much as this man loves pompously overestimating the worldliness of his free hotel mornin' grub.

  11. The very first of the rich immortal guys described by Yuval Noah Harari in Homo Deus….the future is here! 😊

  12. 2nd I work for a hotel chain and MFS really be acting like this 😂😂😂 like nigga go get yo food and shut the fuck up

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