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Key & Peele – Cute Puppies


– WHEN SHE DOES TALK,
LIKE, YOU’RE LISTENING.
, OH, MY GOD.
LAST TIME, I WAS LIKE, “WHO ARE YOU?
YOU’RE BRILLIANT.” – I KNOW.
– [gasps] OH, MY GOD! – [gasps]
OH, MY GOD. both: OH, MY GOD!
– AMY, LOOK AT THAT ONE! – OH, MEGAN!
– HE IS SO CUTE. – THAT IS
THE CUTEST F-ING PUPPY I’VE EVER SEEN
IN MY ENTIRE LIFE. – OH, MY GOD,
I’M JUST GONNA TAKE HIM, AND I JUST WANNA BITE
HIS LITTLE EARS OFF. – I JUST WANNA TAKE
HIS LITTLE LEGS, AND I COULD SNACK ON ‘EM
LIKE CHICKEN DRUMETTES. – YEAH, I JUST WANNA TAKE
HIS FUZZY LITTLE PERFECT HEAD. I WANNA PUT IT IN MY MOUTH
AND SQUEEZE DOWN ON IT HARD UNTIL I HAVE A PUPPY FACE
DIAMOND IN MY MOUTH. – MM, I FEEL LIKE I HAVE
TO WRAP HIS FACE IN A TOWEL AND THEN BEAT IT
WITH A TIRE IRON. – I’M GOING TO BUY THAT DOG,
I’M GOING DRIVE HIM TO THE VET, AND I’M GOING TO HAVE HIM
PUT DOWN IMMEDIATELY. – [gasps]
OH, MY GOD. YOU WHAT I’M GONNA HAVE TO DO?
– WHAT? – I’M GONNA HAVE TO TAKE
THAT SCRUFFY LITTLE NOSE… – YES.
– AND JUST KICK IT. I JUST HAVE TO–
– YES. – I WOULD KICK IT
UNTIL IT COMES UP ON MY SHOES LIKE LITTLE PUPPY
SNOUT SLIPPERS. AND THEN I’M GONNA GO
TO A PARTY AND EVERYONE’S LIKE, “OH, MY GOD, WHERE’D YOU
GET THOSE SLIPPERS?” I’LL BE LIKE, “THESE ARE
MY FACE SLIPPERS FROM MY ADORABLE,
DUMB LITTLE PUPPY.” – THAT’S EXACTLY WHAT
I WAS GOING TO SAY! – ESP! – OH, MY GOD, I JUST WANNA
TAKE HIS HEAD. I WANNA PEEL THE SKIN
OFF OF HIS SKULL. – I KNOW WHERE YOU’RE GOING. – I WANNA JUST START THROWING IT
UP LIKE PIZZA DOUGH. UNTIL IT’S LONG, FLAT,
AND ROUND. I WANNA TAKE IT TO A PICNIC AND
TOSS IT AROUND LIKE A FRISBEE AT A PUPPY-FACE-FRISBEE
PICNIC! – LET’S GET HIM!
– YEAH! – SO CUTE.
– SO CUTE. OH, MY GOD,
IS IT ME, OR IS IT LIKE TOTALLY
MOSQUITO-Y OUT HERE? – OH, MY GOD,
REMEMBER THIS ONE? HE WAS SO CUTE.
– SO CUTE.

100 thoughts on “Key & Peele – Cute Puppies

  1. This is extra funny because the actual scientific reason behind us humans wanting to hug and squeeze cute things is because we cant mentally handle how cute something is so we want to kill it so it will stop being so overstimulatingly cute

  2. For God so loved the world that He gave His only begotten son that whosoever believes in Him shall not perish but have everlasting life John 3 :16

  3. I’m going to buy that dog , drive him to the vet , and have him put down IMMEDIATELY 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

  4. Key and Peele’s worst skit ever. Must’ve been one of their first

    Plus they talk about abusing puppies. I wouldn’t be surprised if some retards watched this and thought it would be cool to try some of those things on a puppy.

    Shame on you guys for glorifying animal abuse for “comedic” purposes

  5. That’s how my cousin and I were We’d say something was so cute we could throw it into a cactus! 🤣🤣Of course you don’t mean its just that something can be so adorable it like you have to pinch it and yourself to know it’s alive and real lol

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