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Key & Peele – Killing an African Warlord

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COMMANDER BEAUJOLAIS! OUR FORCES
HAVE BEEN DEVASTATED. THE ENEMY IS AT THE EDGE
OF THE VILLAGE. THERE ARE NOT
MANY OF US LEFT. SHOULD WE SURRENDER? – YOU MAY SURRENDER, JENGO. BUT I AM AFRAID THAT IS
A LUXURY I CANNOT AFFORD. YOU HAVE NO IDEA
WHAT THEY DO TO WARLORDS. IF THEY CAPTURE ME,
THEY WILL TORTURE ME FOR WEEKS. THAT IS NO WAY TO GO. I WANT YOU, MY MOST TRUSTED
SOLDIER OVER THE AGE OF EIGHT, TO TAKE MY LIFE. THAT IS MY FINAL ORDER. AAH! OH! OH! OH! OW! OW! NO, DO–NO!
AAH, STOP, STOP! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING? HAA! – I WAS TRYING
TO KILL YOU, SIR. – NOT WITH THIS!
THERE’S A GUN IN THE DRAWER! AAH! – OH. SO SORRY. OKAY. – AMAZING. YOU MISSED EVERY
VITAL ORGAN, JENGO. OH…
– FOUND IT. – ALL RIGHT,
NOW KILL ME, JENGO. HURRY, PLEASE! [screams] NOT IN THE KNEE! – I THOUGHT YOU MIGHT
WANT AN OPEN CASKET. – YOU ARE AN IDIOT!
[groans] – DON’T SAY THAT.
I DID TRY MY BEST. – SHOOT ME IN THE HEAD,
YOU IMBECILE! [groans]
GOD. – GOOD-BYE, COMMANDER. [cocks gun] YOU SORRY-ASS PIECE OF SH–
[gun clicks] [clicking] – DID YOU JUST INSULT ME
AS YOU WERE ABOUT TO FIRE? – OH, WELL,
YOU HAD INSULTED ME EARLIER. I TH–I THOUGHT
YOU WOULD BE DEAD. AH, OOH. SO SORRY. – OW! OW! OW! OW! STOP–STOP IT!
WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING? – THE GUN IS EMPTY.
WOULD YOU LIKE I STAB YOU AGAIN? – NO, NO, NO! PLEASE! JENGO, THERE ARE BULLETS!
THEY ARE OVER THERE! – OKAY. – JENGO, PLEASE HURRY!
I AM IN AGONY! [clatters] OW! WHAT THE BLAZES, MAN? – I THOUGHT
I COULD KILL YOU VERY QUICK BY HITTING YOU
WITH THAT BIG COOKING POT. – OH, MY GOD, WOULD YOU PLEASE,
I MEAN, PLEASE GET IT OVER WITH? – I DID NOT
FIND THE BULLETS. – WHAT?
– BUT BETTER. BOILING HOT WATER. – WHAT ARE YOU
GOING TO DO WITH– [screams] I SURRENDER! I AM THE GENERAL
DOMINICK BUJUNE! – COMMANDER! DON’T GO!
THEY’LL TORTURE YOU!

100 thoughts on “Key & Peele – Killing an African Warlord”

  48. I was sure I watched all of comedy central, but no this pops up in my recommended and then theres another and another and another

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  65. that is one confused accent. traveled from Southern Africa to Northern Africa then Jamaica and came back to Northern Africa. At some point I think it reached parts of Europe. All because Jengo couldn't do his job.

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  82. Fun fact: A famous pirate by the name of William Kid (AKA Captain Kid) actually killed a man with a bucket in a drunken stupor. So imagine a recreation of that scene being played out like in this video.

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  98. If his most trusted soldier over the age of 8 doesn't understand the concept of how to kill someone then what about his other soldiers under the age of 8

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