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Key & Peele – Mattress Shopping – Uncensored


– WELCOME TO
PAPARD MATTRESS LIQUIDATORS. HOW CAN I HELP YOU TODAY? – I NEED TO BUY A NEW BED. – OKAY.
YEAH, GOOD, GOOD. YOU CAME TO THE RIGHT PLACE.
I’LL BE MORE THAN HAPPY TO HELP YOU WITH THAT.
UH… WHAT SIZE YOU NEED?
A FULL, QUEEN, KING? – QUEEN.
– QUEEN, OH. WE GOT A BIG SEL–
– AND JUST SO YOU KNOW, IT NEEDS TO BE STURDY. – ALL RIGHT. – SHIT GETS KIND OF CRAZY
IN MY ROOM. – OH, OKAY.
[laughs] I GOT YOU, BROTHER.
[laughs] I GOT YOU. WELL, THIS POSTUREPEDIC MATTRESS
WE GOT RIGHT HERE, THIS IS EXTREMELY COMFORTABLE AND, UH…DURABLE. – DO YOU MIND IF I TRY IT? – NO, NOT AT ALL.
GO AHEAD. I SHOULD ALSO MENTION, THERE’S
100% MONEY-BACK GUARANTEE ON– – YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH! WHO GOT THAT GOOD “D”? I GOT THAT GOOD “D”! YEAH!
YEAH! NO, IT’S TOO HARD. DO YOU HAVE ANYTHING SOFTER? – UM… OF COURSE. THIS–THIS IS ONE OF OUR, UM,
NATURAL LATEX MATTRESSES. IT’S ON SALE, TOO,
TODAY, AT $1,200. – CAN I TRY IT? – SURE. – WHO GOT THAT GOOD “D”? I GOT THAT GOOD “D”! [grunting] WHO GOT THAT GOOD “D”?
I GOT THAT GOOD “D”! [grunts] IT SEEMS A LITTLE PRICEY. – OKAY.
NO, IT’S A LITTLE PRICEY. I AIN’T GONNA LIE TO YOU. BUT, UH, NO PROBLEM.
WE GOT OTHER CHOICES. UM… THIS A GREAT MEMORY
FOAM MATTRESS, RIGHT HERE. IT’S A LITTLE CHEAPER, AND– – CAN I TRY IT OUT? – RIGHT.
RIGHT, YEAH. I MEAN, OF COURSE,
OF COURSE YOU WANT TO TRY. – YOU KNOW HOW IT GOES. – YEAH.
OH, YEAH. – COMING UP ON THEM LATE NIGHTS. AYE! AYE!
BOOM, BOOM, BOOM, BOOM! “YES!
SI, PAPI! SI, PAPI! SI, PAPI!” – YEAH, MAN, RIGHT.
[laughs] YEAH, MAN.
UM… SEX HAPPENS. – YIP! YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH! WHO GOT THAT GOOD “D”?
I GOT THAT GOOD “D”! YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH! WHO GOT THAT GOOD “D”? I GOT THAT GOOD “D”! OH!
OH, HERE IT COMES! HERE IT COMES!
HERE IT COMES! HOO-AH! YUP, THAT’S THE ONE. I’LL TAKE IT.
– OKAY, LET ME RING YOU UP. – [grunting]
– AYE! AYE! AYE! – WHO GOT THAT GOOD “D”?
I GOT THAT GOOD “D”! [grunting]
– AYE, PAPI! – WHO GOT THAT GOOD “D”?
I GOT THAT GOOD “D”! [glass breaks]
– SI, PAPI! – [grunting]
– AYE! AYE! AYE! AYE! – WHO GOT THAT GOOD “D”?
I GOT THAT GOOD “D”!

100 thoughts on “Key & Peele – Mattress Shopping – Uncensored

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  2. The skit would have been even funnier if there was somebody else in the store shopping for mattresses too

  3. His dad sent him to go get a new mattress when he wrecked the one they had, that’s why he used that method because the mattress was for them.

  4. Lmao..he was doing that on the beds so he could see which one would be sturdy enough to not move in that situation where his neighbor is fucking.

    My man just wants to sleep good.

  5. That was so funny!
    Here is a real story. I had a 50+ y old lady came shopping for a mattress. She would crawl onto the bed, when I asked her why she did not reply and left. She went to my friend's store and did the same thing. But she explained to him why. She wanted to make sure the bed is firm enough for "who has the good deed" because she and her husband were getting old and her knees would hurt.
    Joke on the side, if you live in the US, try to remember that mattresses are marked up way too high. You can always bring the price down 60%. Even if its a sale or no. Just ask and keep on asking. The salesmen will break eventually. Also, mattresses that were in the showroom are usually better quality than in the factory. Why? Because they have to be in perfect condition because customers will test them.

  6. Being a mattress salesman (ignoring the terrible tactic used by Key as it’s just a skit) I can confirm getting customers like this will sincerely make you want to just walk out, not say anything and begin looking for other jobs lol

  7. OMG! That was fucking hilarious. I wish K&P could do stuff like this now instead of the lame SJW crap they try to make people think is comedy. It's like they just gave up on comedy and switched to SJW activist preaching. I'm pretty sure the people signing their checks are insisting on it. When actual humor takes a backseat to a political message, comedy gets lost in the weeds. Very sad.

  8. I WAS NOT READY FOR HIM TO START VOCALIZING HIS 'TRIAL'! I fucking LOST IT at work bruh 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭

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