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Key & Peele – Text Message Confusion – Uncensored


– “BEEN TRYING TO REACH OUT
TO YOU ALL DAY. ARE WE ON FOR TONIGHT?” [sighs]
JEEZ. – WHAT?
YOU CAN’T CATCH ME. YOU CAN’T CATCH ME. I’M LANCE MOORE.
TOUCHDOWN, BITCH. WHAT?
PAUSE. [phone chimes] OH, SHOOT. KEEGAN’S BEEN TEXTING ME. “SORRY, DUDE,
MISSED YOUR TEXTS. “I ASSUMED WE’D MEET AT THE BAR. WHATEVER.
I DON’T CARE.” [phone chimes] – “SORRY, DUDE,
MISSED YOUR TEXTS. “I ASSUMED WE’D MEET AT THE BAR. WHATEVER.
I DON’T CARE.” “WHATEVER. I DON’T CARE”? WHAT THE FUCK IS HIS PROBLEM? “DO YOU EVEN WANT TO HANG OUT?” – “DO YOU EVEN WANT
TO HANG OUT?” OH, THAT’S CONSIDERATE. “LIKE I SAID, WHATEVER.” – “LIKE I SAID, WHATEVER”? FUCK THIS GUY. JESUS, “YOU…” – “ARE FUCKING PRICELESS.” AWW.
“YOU’RE THE…” – “ONE WHO’S FUCKING PRICELESS”? THIS M– THIS MOTHERFUCKER HERE. OH, HE WANTS TO–
OKAY, MM-HMM. MM-HMM.
OKAY. “YOU WANT TO GO…” – “RIGHT NOW?” HMM. GUESS I COULD DO THAT. [clears throat] “OKAY…” – “OKAY, LET’S GO”? HE SAID OKA–
“OKAY, LET’S GO”? ALL RIGHT, YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU KNOW WHAT?
“YOU WANT TO REALLY…” – “DO THIS NOW?”
KEEGAN, YOU NUT. YOU’RE NOT PUTTING ME OUT. – “FUCK YEAH, LET’S DO IT”? OH, YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE! – “FIRST ROUND’S MINE.” – OH, NO!
OH, NO! THERE AIN’T GONNA BE
NO ROUNDS, ASSHOLE! IT’S GONNA BE
A FUCKING STREET FIGHT! THIS SON OF A– – ♪ ‘CAUSE TONIGHT WE GONNA
PARTY AND THE PARTY DON’T STOP ♪ – YOU! – BUDDY! LIKE I SAID, FIRST ROUND’S MINE. A BEER AND A GIMLET
FOR MY PARTNER RIGHT– WHAT’S THAT? – UH, I-I GOT YOU
A BASEBALL BAT WITH NAILS IN IT. – FOR MY POST-APOCALYPTIC
JACKIE ROBINSON COSTUME. HOW DID YOU KNOW?

100 thoughts on “Key & Peele – Text Message Confusion – Uncensored

  1. Plain and simple I don’t care what nobody say I’m 47 years old I’ve been doing the phone and all that the social media the Internet every day and the best way to communicate with a person is face to face I contact here in their words seeing their emotions texting has caused plenty of problems the phone and social media has calls plenty of problems and it’s addictive in people cannot put it down

  2. That's the problem with people, and texting. There is no context. Pick up the fuckin' phone, and talk! It's a fuckin' phone.

  3. I just realized Jordan is very chill because he's been smoking
    And Keegan's been drinking coffee so he was pretty active and nervous
    The details in these sketches, damn

  4. Sorry guys but I watch this clip like 9 times already πŸ˜…πŸ˜πŸ˜‚ I got something going on in my head in this help me to forget about it and make me laugh

  5. Happens to me alot when I'm texting -_- perfect example that some people piss me off with confusing one or two words.

  6. See everyone is saying emojis stop this but they wrong sarcasm exists and it has tainted the integrity of emojis no one is safe

  7. This makes me think about how misunderstandings happen so easily nowadays on the Internet πŸ˜„ This skit is priceless! I also keep thinking about how the setup was very intentional. One drinking coffee, the other smoking pot. One playing video games, the other grocery shopping… I wonder even if they decided not to put a screen of the actual texts because of the ways that could've thrown things off. Either way, these 2 are genius

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