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Key & Peele – Turbulence – Uncensored


(Mark)
He’s disgusting. Bernard?
He’s disgusting. He’s not even like her. He’s an airplane technician.
I mean, come on. And he talks too much.
That’s why I like you. You don’t talk.
You just listen. – It’s good.
[bell dings] Okay. And the captain has turned on
the “fasten seat belt” sign. Got a little turbulence
coming up. Should be no problem. Just remain in your seat
until the sign is turned off. Thank you
for your cooperation. Okay. Excuse me.
I’m gonna go to the bathroom. Hi, excuse me. – Yeah?
– Yeah. I’m gonna need you
to take your seat. The “fasten seat belt”
sign is on. Yeah, I’m just gonna go
to the bathroom for a second. I’ll be
right back, okay? I understand
what you want to do. Unfortunately,
I’m gonna need you to observe
the “fasten seat belt” sign. That’d be
much appreciated. Right, it’s just
I read on the Internet that it’s not
against the law for me to go
to the bathroom while the “fasten seat belt”
sign is on, so… “Seat belt” sign
is on. But is it
against the law, though? The light is on. [inhales sharply] Is it against the law? You see
that there’s a picture of a seat belt
on that sign. I know, but is it
against the law, though? The “fasten seat belt” sign
is on. But is it against
the law, though? – “Seat belt” sign is on.
– But is it against the law? – But is it against the law?
– “Seat belt” sign. – But is it against the law?
– It’s on. – Law.
– “Seat belt” sign is on. – Legal.
– “Seat belt” sign is on. – Lawful.
– “Seat belt” sign is on. – Sir, you’re being difficult.
– Law. – You’re being very difficult.
– Law, law, law. – Seat belt, seat belt.
– Not illegal, not illegal. – Okay.
– Legal. – Fasten–
– Legal. – Fasten your seat–
– Legal. – Sir.
– I have to piss. And I have to shit
in the toilet. Can you lower
your voice? [whispering]
I have to piss,
and I have to shit. Okay, lower
your intensity. You’re louder
than me. You’re yelling
in my face. Sir, you’re the one who I think
needs to tone it down right now. You are
screaming at me. [whispering]
You’re hurting my eardrums. [mouthing words] [mouthing words] That wasn’t
a word. You’re not saying
a word there. This is a word. – That’s not–
– That’s a word. That’s not a word.
That’s a tongue trick. Okay, sir.
Sir, sir. If you would like– I would not like to. I would not like
to sit down. What I’d like to do is go
take a shit in the bathroom… because it’s not against the law. So I’m gonna go
to the bathroom, okay? Mark with a K. [tense music] ♪ ♪ [people scream] [people screaming] [dramatic choral music] ♪ [people screaming] ♪ ♪ [people screaming] ♪ ♪ [exhales deeply] [bell dings] And your captain has turned off
the “fasten seat belt” sign. Feel free to move
around the cabin. Thank you
for your cooperation. [dark music]

100 thoughts on “Key & Peele – Turbulence – Uncensored

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  2. Who thinks the flight attendant actually made the flight go turbulent to prove his point??
    After all , he wasn't against the LAW…..

  3. Why have I watched this a hundred times?! Lol cause it's frickin hilarious! The first time he went up in The air Hahaaaaaa!

  4. Is this a sequel or in chronological order of the boarding skit. Looks like the exact same setting and cast if so that’s hilarious.

  5. This episode entails
    Hiiiiiiii
    Is it against the law
    Legal
    Whisper
    Mouth reading
    Epic Stare-off
    Mild Turbulence
    Vindictive Flight Attendant
    Mild Concussion

  6. I like how Key is playing the bad person in these airline skits even though Jordan is playing the eccentric character.

  7. Why dont they just put seatbelts in the shitter? Keep you nice and grounded sometimes I have such explosive diarrhea i'm about to take off like a rocket anyways. It just comes out like a volcano PSSSSSHHHHHHHHHH

  8. U guys are hilarious. Took me a lil bit to warm up to u guys. Glad to u both are moving up in your careers as actors. Congrats to u both. Keep up with the comedy. You guys fkn hilarious

  9. Pretty sure the airline attandant had a joystick in his right hand that he was thrashing all over the place to make the airplane do barrel rolls

  10. Wait i got the moral to this story ..dont ever deny me free bagels, and Take a freeking uber f that turbulance shtt..

  11. dude I will fix myself in the a***** and it will be funny or extremely not funny but either way far more entertaining than any of this!
    Print the check I'm on my 😤

  12. The first "hiiiii, excuse me"

    The voice….I had flashbacks.
    It was her. The sketches of the couple where she was abusive and the poor guy took it.

    Literal flashbacks

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