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Key & Peele – Yo’ Mama Has Health Problems


>>MR. LEWIS
>>THANK YOU FOR COMING IN WITH
YOUR ASSOCIATES.
I KNOW THIS IS HARD TO HEAR BUT
WE NEED TO MAKE SOME SERIOUS
DECISIONS ABOUT YOUR MOTHER’S
HEALTH.
LET’S BE HONEST, SHE IS GETTING
ON IN YEARS.
>>OH, THAT.
OKAY, I SEE HOW IT IS.
I SEE HOW IT IS.
WELL YOUR MAMA SO OLD HER LAST
NAME IS OSAURUS.
>>NO, IT WASN’T AN INSULT.
I’M JUST SAYING YOUR MOTHER’S
CONDITION IS DETERIORATING.
>>OKAY, THAT’S A COLD ONE.
I SEE HOW IT IS.
OKAY, YOUR MAMA SO OLD IN HER
HISTORY CLASS THEY JUST WROTE
DOWN WHAT THEY WERE DOING.
[LAUGHTER]
>>MR. LEWIS, THIS ISN’T AN
INSULT CONTEST.
NOT ONLY YOUR MOTHER ELDERLY BUT
ALSO HER ABILITY TO WALK IS
CURRENTLY BEING AFFECT WILL BY
HER WEIGHT.
>>OH, SEE, OKAY.
IT JUST GOT REAL.
>>NO, I’M NOT INSULTING HER I’M
TRYING TO TELL YOU —
>>YOUR MAMA IS SO FAT WHEN SHE
GO TO THE MOVIE THEATRE THEY
MOVE OUT OF HER WAY.
[LAUGHTER]
>>YOUR MOTHER NEEDS TO MANAGE
HER WEIGHT OR THERE CAN BE SOME
REAL PROBLEMS.
>>OH, OKAY.
ALL RIGHT, YEAH, YEAH.
YOUR MA IS SO FAT SHE NEEDS A
LOT LATITUDE AND LONGITUDE.
>>WE ARE TALKING ABOUT A WOMAN
WHO TOOK CARE OF HER AT LEAST
YOU CAN TAKE OF HER IN HER OLD
AGE AND TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY.
>>I’M SORRY.
>>I’M SORRY I LOST MY TEMPER.
>>NO, REALLY, DOCTOR, I GUESS I
WAS JUST JOKING AROUND BECAUSE I
KNOW HER CONDITION IS REALLY
SERIOUS AND I DON’T KNOW — I
GUESS HUMOR IS THE ONLY WAY I
CAN REALLY DEAL WITH IT.
I JUST KNOW THAT SHE SAID SO
MANY TIMES SHE DOESN’T WANT
ANYTHING INVASIVE DONE.
>>REALLY, I WAS NOT AWARE.
THAT’S INTERESTING BECAUSE SHE
DID NOT MENTION THAT TO ME IN
OUR PREVIOUS CONVERSATION.
OF COURSE IT WAS DIFFICULT TO
HEAR HER WITH MY [BLEEP] IN HER
MOUTH.
[ SILENCE ]
>>SNAP, MR. LEWIS.
OH, SNAP.
NOW, LET’S TALK ABOUT THE
PROCEDURE.
>>HELLO EVERYBODY OUT THERE

100 thoughts on “Key & Peele – Yo’ Mama Has Health Problems

  1. 2:20 Shit gets real.

    2:45 Shit gives the Doc a high-five, does a u-turn, and wanders on home whistling "It's a wonderful life.".

  2. "It was very hard to hear her explain because my dick was in her month, awww snap, awww snap, now lets talk about the surgery" acts like nothing happen

  3. The two must unfunny and egotistical people on earth. Nick gertz are generally funny but not when they pretend to be smart in real life

  4. Being from India I must say he sounds the same as south indian …..
    But one thing for sure NOT ALL indians have that accent

  5. Same way I was talking to my sister and she says I'm judging her. Psycho. Then continues to tell me about her problems and people who are also making things difficult for her and she doesn't wanna change Anything about it, says she does want help, then says I'm judging and doing things I'm not. Then gets upset when she's being difficult to me by saying I am being difficult.

  6. Iโ€™m indian and I donโ€™t feel any offense for this because of how hilarious it is๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  7. Yo mama so old here last name is asourus

    Yo mama so old in her history class they just wrote down what they were doing

    Yo mama is so fat when she go to the movie theater she sit next to everyone

    You mama is so fat she need a latitude and longitude number to find her asshole

  8. They say in the floor above, a frail, dying old man was saying his last words to his son : "And i love…. These nuts on your chin"

  9. โ€œMy dick in her mouthโ€ HAD ME DIENG OF LAUGHTER๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€โ˜ ๏ธ

  10. Nobody seems to be talking about Key's perfectly trimmed Indian style beard. Any Indian who doesn't know Key and Peele would never believe unless given proof that he's not an Indian.

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