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KIDNAPPED VR: EPISODE 1 // 360° Video Comedy // Watch in Google Cardboard or Daydream


[iPad]
[Man:]Hi [iPad]
[Woman:] Hello. [iPad]
[Man:] Welcome to… [Man and Woman:] ASMR with you. [Woman:] Just as an extra special treat… [Woman:] We brought some of our favorite…
[noises outside] [Man:] What do you have?
[footsteps shuffling outside]
[Man:] Do you have some spoons? [voices arguing outside door] [Door slams open] [Katie:] Freeze! [Ryan:] Don’t even think about moving! [Katie:] Don’t move! [Ryan:] And if I hear you make a sound… [Katie:] Bang! [Ryan:] Bang! [Katie:] Alright. Bag him! Let’s go! [iPad][brushes bristling] [grabs cash money] [iPad]
[Woman:] That’s lovely. [Title Screen]
[Kidnapped VR] [car radio playing] [Ryan:] I can not believe we just kidnapped somebody! [Katie:] That was amazing! [Ryan:] Flawless kidnapping! [Katie:] We did so good. [Ryan:] We are going to get paid! [Katie:] I would have thought we were professionals! [Ryan:] Right? [Katie:] Hey, hey! [Katie:] Eyes up here! [Katie:] You’re not going anywhere… [Ryan:] Hey, I didn’t say this last time but… [Ryan:] Could you stop with this fake man voice thing? [Ryan:] It’s freaking me out. [Katie:] Sorry, are you serious? [Ryan:] Yeah, seriously. It freaks me out. [Katie:] Well, somebody has to be the man around here… [Ryan:] Oh, come on. That’s a low blow. [Katie:] I’m just saying. [Ryan:] Well, we’re here. [car engine off][radio off] [Katie:] We’re just dropping off the hostage, right? [Ryan:] Yeah, we drop the hostage off. [Ryan:] Do the hand-off. We get a million dollars cash. [Ryan:] And then we don’t have to work any more. [Katie:] Hey, who is this guy? [Ryan:] That can’t be him. [Katie:] Just be cool. [Katie:] I think it is him. [Ryan:] No. Gangsters drive nice cars. [Ryan:] Why is he in this thing? [Katie:] What is he doing? [knock on window] [car window rolls down] [Ryan:] Hello! [Patty D:] Get out of the car. [Ryan:] Are you Patty D? [Patty D:] Get out of the car! [Katie:] I think we get out of the car, man. He’s serious. [Ryan:] Uh… [Ryan:] You just stay there. [Katie:] It is a pleasure to meet you. [Ryan:] Thank you for this opportunity. [Patty D:] I don’t know who that is… [Patty D:] But that’s not who I told you to kidnap. [Ryan:] That’s impossible! [Katie:] That was the only person at North Martel. We checked. [Patty D:] South Martel! I said South Martel! [Ryan and Katie:] Ohhh… [Patty D:] You idiots! [Katie:] I’m bad with directions! [Ryan:] Anybody could have made that mistake! [Patty D:] This is the person I wanted. [Ryan:] Well, they kind of look alike. [Ryan:] You could probably still use this person. [Patty D:] You think this is some kind of video game? [Ryan and Katie:] No. [Patty D:] You think this is a joke? [Ryan:] No! Hey! [Katie:] Be cool! [Patty D:] The only game I’m going to be playing is Duck Hunt with you two. [Ryan:] Whoa. Okay. [Patty D:] You better get this situation fixed by tomorrow night… [Ryan and Katie:] Okay. [Patty D:] Or you’ll both be sleeping at the bottom of the lake. [Katie:] You got it, Patty D. [Patty D:] Tomorrow night! [Patty D:] No more games! [Ryan:] No more games! [Katie:] We’ll fix it! [Ryan:] No more games… [electric scooter] [Ryan:] I like that jacket. [Katie:] Get in the car! [Katie:] Get in the car! [Ryan:] We’re going to fix this! [Katie:] Shut up and get in the car! [car doors slam shut] [Katie:] That is a huge mistake! [Ryan:] He’s a gangster? [Katie:] We kidnapped the wrong person! [Ryan:] Yeah, this happens all the time. We’ll just – [Ryan:] We’ll go kidnap the right person. [Ryan:] People kidnap the wrong person all the time! [Katie:] Do they? [Ryan:] Yeah! [Ryan:] It happens. [Katie:] You know… [Katie:] It would be nice if you said something. [Katie:] It’s good to know when we kidnap the wrong person! [Ryan:] Yeah, she does have a point. [Katie:] What’s your deal? [Ryan:] You could have said something. [Katie:] You know, I don’t like the way you’re looking at us. [Ryan:] Get the bag. You are freaking me out. [Katie:] I don’t trust you. [bag over head] [bag removed] [air conditioning unit starts] [Katie:] Mmm… [Katie:] Let’s see what is in the wallet. [Katie:] Identification… [Katie:] Oh, that’s your name! [Katie:] Ha! [Katie:] I like it! [Katie:] Whoa, Chili’s gift card! [Ryan:] Hey, Oh! [Katie:] Score! We’ll take that! [Katie:] We got some cash… [Katie:] Two dollars? [Katie:] You might as well keep that. [Ryan:] Yeah, dude. I don’t see anything in here about kidnapping the wrong person. [Katie:] Nothing? It’s a book on kidnapping. [Katie:] Yeah. It just assumes you kidnap the right person. [Katie:] Whatever. We have to make a plan. [Katie:] What are we going to do? [Ryan:] We could just take you back. [Ryan:] Promise not to say anything. It will be fine. [Katie:] No. [Katie:] I don’t trust you. [Katie:] We need to… [switch blade open] [Katie:] Cut that tongue out! [Ryan:] Whoa! [Ryan:] No dude. [Ryan:] Uh… [Ryan:] That’s creepy and way too disturbing. [Ryan:] Who are you? [Katie:][mocking] Ohh, okay. [Katie:] Please, make a suggestion then. [Ryan:] You could just move in with us! [Ryan:] Yeah, like… [Ryan:] We’ll be best friends. We could hang out. [Katie:] Move in with us?! That is the dumbest thing I have ever heard! [Katie:] What are we going to do? [Katie:] Take you around with us wherever we go? [Katie:] I already take care of you. I can’t take care of another person! [Ryan:] Alright. Just make a decision. I don’t care. [Katie mumbling:] Make a decision…make a decision… [Katie:] I’ll make a decision. [Katie:] I’ll make this decision right now. [Katie:] Three… [Katie:] Two… [door knock] [Woman outside door:] Hello? Are you guys back? [Katie:] You said she wasn’t going to be here! [Ryan:] She wasn’t! [Woman outside door:] I can hear you in there! [Ryan:] Just a second! [Ryan:] Get the sheet! [Katie:] Not a word! [bag over head] [door open] [Woman outside door:] Oh, look at those masks! [Woman outside door:] Are you two making Youtube movies? [Ryan:][embarrassed] Yes, Mom. [Ryan’s Mother:] You two are so talented! [Ryan:] Mom, do you mind if we just finish this shot? [Ryan’s Mother:] Well, sure. But I wanted to tell you I made your favorite! [Ryan:][excited] Breakfast waffles…for dinner? [Ryan’s Mother:] With chocolate chips! [Ryan and his Mom celebrate in delight] [Ryan:] Mom, I love you so much! [kissing noises] [Ryan:] Alright. [Ryan:] We’ll be right there. [door close] [foot steps] [bag removed] [Ryan:] Whew! [Ryan:] That was close. [Katie:][frustrated] Dude, we have got to move out of your mom’s house! [Ryan:] Hey… [Ryan:] I told you this was just temporary. [Ryan:] We’re going to move out. I promise. [Katie:] You’ve been promising that for months! [Ryan:] Look. [Ryan:] Once we get enough money from this kidnapping job… [Ryan:] We’re going to be able to do whatever we want! [Katie:][deadpan] Really? [Ryan:] Yeah! [Katie:] Let’s finish this job right now… [Ryan:] No! [Ryan:] We’re not murderers. [Ryan:] We’re kidnappers! [Katie:] No! [Katie:] We’re not! [Katie:] We’re not anything! [Katie:] We’re idiots who quit our jobs and now we do this! [Ryan:] We’re going to fix this… [Ryan:] But not until tomorrow morning. [Ryan:][comforting] Hey. [guitar serenade plays] [Ryan:] Come on… [Ryan:] Come on… [Ryan:] Come on… [Ryan meows like a kitten] [meow] [Katie:][laughs] Stop… [guitar serenade ends] [Ryan:] Look. Let’s just go get some waffles… [Ryan:] It will make everything better. [Katie:] Alright. But we’re going to fix this tomorrow, right? [Ryan:] Yeah. Katie: Alright. [Katie:] Well, we better hurry up. [Katie:] You know how your mom eats everything. [door close] [door open] [Ryan:] Hey… [lullaby nursery music begins] [Ryan:] I figured you want to be comfortable before you go to bed, right? [Ryan:] There you go… [Ryan:] Look. [Ryan:] Sorry you had to see that. Things are a little… [Ryan:] Things are a little weird between us right now. [Ryan:] I convinced her to quit her job and do a Youtube thing. And that didn’t work out. [Ryan:] I convinced her to kidnap somebody with me and… [Ryan:] Well that clearly did not work out. [heavy sigh] [Ryan:] I don’t know… [Ryan:][cheering up] Hey… [Ryan:] We’re going to fix this! [Ryan:] I’ll get you back to your home. [Ryan:][comforting] Alright? [Ryan:] Have a good night. [door shut] [Credits] [nursery lullaby ends] [Ryan:] Don’t move! [Katie:] Don’t move! [Ryan:] He’s spinning his head around like a weirdo! [Ryan:] He’s twiddling his thumbs! [Katie:] Think you’re better than me? [Ryan:] He’s wiggling his toes! [Katie:] Because you’re watching an iPad? [Ryan:] This little piggy went to market… [Katie:] Tickle. Tickle. Tickle. [Ryan and Katie:] Bang! [Katie:] Chitty, chitty. Bang, bang. [Ryan:] I’m Neo and you’re Trinity. [Katie:] Okay. [Ryan]: Ready? [loud thud] [Ryan groaning in pain] [Ryan:] You hit me in the nuts! [fun music] [Yeesh Kabob]

100 thoughts on “KIDNAPPED VR: EPISODE 1 // 360° Video Comedy // Watch in Google Cardboard or Daydream

  1. Read the description on who are the kidnappers in the video. Or you can find also their names, the kidnappers at the end of the video where the credits are.

  2. Kiddnappers:bla bla takes tablet
    Me:HEY MY MUM AND DAD PAYED ALOT FOR MY TABLET!
    Kiddnappers:*gives back tablet*
    Me:THANK YOU!

  3. innocently watches asmr
    people banging and talking at the door

    Me: SHUT UP IM TRYING TO WATCH ASMR BURNT CHICKEN NUGGETS

  4. Girl kidnapper: Gets out knife
    Me: shakes head up and down KILL JUST ME KILL ME ALREADY! ):<

  5. You know, I Don’t Like The Way He Is Looking At Us.
    Me: ok
    Turns Head Like And Owl
    puts Bag On My Head
    Ok I guess that was Creepy

  6. Literally no kidnappers are this nice the moment they pull out a gun the most likely they will shoot you

  7. Them don't move me ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

  8. Me: Eating Classic Chips

    Kidnapper: Hey eyes up here!

    Me: Why would u think I would put my eyes up there

  9. The guy (Ryan) seemed really nice. I think he was kidnapping because he needed a job, not to be a bad person.

  10. Oh my GOD!! I just love this! It's funny cute and well….crazy awesome!! I love how sweet he was at the end though lol keep it up guys!❤😂😋

  11. When I was in the car I was bored and just wanted to watch my asmr cries then in the room she took my wallet

  12. That was so fun !
    I love these guys x) I would love to be kidnap please ( but my mom made me waffles so please if we could come back home at the end of the day, that would be awesome)

  13. oh my I thought she was going to shot but they are nice people 😊😊😊😄😄😄😄😀😀😀🤗🤗🤗🤗🙃🙃🙃👦👨👩👴👵👶👼👨‍⚕️👩‍⚕️👨‍🎓👩‍🎓👨‍🏫👩‍🏫👨‍⚖👩‍⚖👨‍🌾👩‍🌾👨‍🍳👩‍🍳👨‍🔧👩‍🔧👨‍🏭👩‍🏭👨‍💼👩‍💼👨‍🔬👩‍🔬👩‍💻👩‍💻👨‍🎤👩‍🎤👨‍🎨👩‍🎨👨‍✈️👩‍✈️👨‍🚀👩‍🚀👨‍🚒👩‍🚒👮‍♂️

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