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Kids say Funny/Outrageous Donald Trump Quotes


“I have never seen a thin person… (Tell me a little bit about,
what’s going on in the US at the moment, the next presidency) There’s two idiots at the election Well, there are two candidates
against each other And it’s gonna be either
Donald Trump or Hillary Clinton Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton
are fighting in a presidential debate to see you will win the states trust To be like the president (Who do you think has got a better chance?) Nobody really, but, Donald Trump would win I think it would be Donald Trump Donald Trump was gonna but I think
it’s like 50/50 now He was like, highest in the polls But then like, all of this stuff come out
about how he’s like sexist Yeah, so now I think
she’s gonna win America is not definitely going to like
have a future It doesn’t really matter who wins
cause they’re both as bad (Who do you want to win?) Who, who I want to win is Donald Trump
but they’re both going to be as bad (Really?) But I just want to hear more of his
speeches cause they’re comedy It doesn’t really affect me though And now, the QUOTES (Well, it probably, might…)
It just affects America “Number one, I have great respect for women I was the one that really
broke the glass ceiling on behalf of women,
more than anybody in the construction industry.” “The beauty of me is that I’m very rich.” “My IQ is one of the highest —
and you all know it! Please don’t feel so stupid
or insecure; it’s not your fault.” “One of the key problems today
is that politics is such a disgrace. Good people don’t go into government.” “I think the only difference between me
and the other candidates is that I’m more honest and
my women are more beautiful.” “The point is,
you can never be too greedy.” “…Be careful, Lyin’ Ted, or
I will spill the beans on your wife!” “There’s nobody bigger or
better at the military than I am“ “I will build a great wall –
and nobody builds walls better than me, believe me – and I’ll build them very inexpensively.
I will build a great, great wall on our southern border, and I will make Mexico pay for that wall. Mark my words.” “I have so many fabulous
friends who happen to be gay, but I am a traditionalist.” “It’s freezing and snowing
in New York – we need global warming!” “My Twitter has become
so powerful that I can actually make my enemies tell the truth.” “I have never seen a thin
person drinking Diet Coke.” Just Saying “If I were running ‘The View’,
I’d fire Rosie O’Donnell. …I’d say ‘Rosie, you’re fired.’” “You know, it really doesn’t
matter what the media write as long as you’ve got a young,
and beautiful…” Let’s skip that one “The other candidates —
they went in, they didn’t know the air conditioning didn’t work.
They sweated like dogs… How are they gonna beat ISIS?
I don’t think it’s gonna happen.” “I’m just thinking to myself right now,
we should just cancel the election and just give it to Trump, right?” Right? I’ll do it Well, somebody is doing the… Alright, let’s skip that one XD The beauty.. Check out the bloopers video
Link in the decription! Okay So, it’s freezing and snowing
we need, global warming (Are you drooling?)
Yeah XD Let me see if I can grab something… Oh goodness!

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