Laughter is the Best Medicine

Kids Telling Nature Jokes: Bird Edition

Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they
would be bagels. What do you call a crate of ducks? A box of quackers. What happens when a duck flies upside down? It quacks up. Who stole the soap? The robber duckie. What kind of math do snowy owls like? Owl-gebra. What do birds give out on Halloween? Tweets. When does a teacher carry bird seed? When it’s a parrot-teacher conference. Why does a flamingo lift up one leg? Because if it lifts up both, it would fall. Why did the bird get a ticket? Because it broke the law of gravity. When should you buy a bird? When it’s going cheep. Why did the rooster cross the road? To prove that he wasn’t a chicken. Did you hear the story of the peacock? Yes, it’s a beautiful tale. Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide. How do crows stick together? With Velcro.

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