What did the little tree say to the big tree? Leaf me alone. What kind of tree can fit in your hand? A palm tree. Why didn’t the tree get a date? He was too sappy. What did the beaver say to the tree? It’s been nice gnawing ya! Why didn’t the tree answer your question? It was stumped. Did you hear joke about the oak tree? It was an a-corny one. How can you tell a dogwood tree is a dogwood
tree? By its bark. What did the tree do when the bank closed? It started a new branch.