Anecdota

Laughter is the Best Medicine

Kindergarteners hear and tell jokes. Just because.


What do you call a dinosaur that is
sleeping? Umm, I don’t know. A dinosaur. Wait, a dino-snore. I said that wrong. What is fast, loud, and crunchy? I don’t know. A rocket chip. A rocket chip. What in the? A rocket chip. A rocket chip. Ohhh. A rocket chip. Oh. A rocket chip. A rocket chip. Yep. A rocket chip. That’s a joke. Maybe I need a new joke. Do you have any jokes? Um, I have a good one. Knock knock. Who’s there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who’s there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn’t say banana again? What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? Rrrrrr. Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? Cause it wanted to get smooshed. Knock knock. Who’s there? Boo. Boo who? You don’t have to cry about it, it’s a joke. What did the pig ride in? A lamb-o. Knock knock. Who’s there? Apple. Apple who? Knock Knock. Who’s there? Apple. Apple who? Knock knock. Who’s there? Banana. Banana who? Banana glad you say. Glad I say. Didn’t say apple. It’s a funny one.

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