– Dick Wolf produces Law & Order. Do you feel like he missed his calling? Like a porn producer. You’re really good at this. He goes, thanks. No, too good. Our clientele is just
trying to masturbate. ♪ Blazo, Blazo, la, la, la, la, la ♪ ♪ Blazo, Blazo, la, la, la, la, la ♪ – [Announcer] Blazo! Dick Wolf produces Law and Order. Did you know that? – [Woman] Yep.
– You did know that? Is anybody else as stoked on his name, Dick Wolf, as I am or no? (audience laughing) But do you feel like
he missed his calling. He should have done porn. Starring Dick Wolf. And he comes, he goes (howling). (audience laughing) But I think maybe he started his career as like a porn producer. People are like, yo,
you’re really good at this. He goes, thanks and
they’re like, no, too good. You have all these plot twists and stuff. Our clientele is just
trying to masturbate. (audience laughing) Just, at some point in the film, have them have sex and you’re good. That’s it. Which brings me to another thing, prostitution is illegal, right? Unless you film it. (audience laughing) So all I’m saying is set yourself up a little scenario where you got a guy, maybe Chris with his camera, right, and then the cops come and they’re like, yo, you can’t do this and you’re like, no, it’s a production. A DVD will be released later this year, I’ll send, what’s your email? I’ll send you a copy. I was thinking about it, if I did porn, I already know what my
porn series would be. It would be called Cuckleberry Finn and me and a black guy
would just go around and fuck everybody’s
wives and make them watch. (audience laughing) Be the premise of the whole thing. (audience laughing) I’d probably wear overalls
just to make it authentic. (audience laughing) And we’d fuck ’em in the woods. Lately I’ve been trying to bring big dick energy to my set. Have you, you look confused, have you not heard of big dick energy? – [Man] I wouldn’t know.
– You don’t know? Listen, you don’t have to have a big dick to have big dick, you don’t even have to have a dick, I’ve heard. Women have big dick energy. It’s just a aura that you put out. See, I thought she had a huge dick. (women) I do! Oh, she does, so that was, that she actually has big dick energy, sorry. Apparently, you put off the energy of having a big dick, which I feel like I need to do in my sets, but notice I said I brought big dick energy, not a big dick. Right? ‘Cause like people that run around talking about how big their dick is, I don’t believe it. ‘Cause if you really had a huge dick, you wouldn’t have to explain it to people. Somebody would have seen it at some point and they would tell other people. You would have like Sasquatch dick. We haven’t seen it, but
we all heard about it. (audience laughing) All right, guys, thank you very much. ♪ Blazo, Blazo, la, la, la, la, la ♪ ♪ Blazo, Blazo, la, la, la, la, la ♪ ♪ Blazo, Blazo, la, la, la, la, la ♪ ♪ Blazo, Blazo, la, la, la, la, la ♪ ♪ Blazo, Blazo, la, la, la, la, la ♪ ♪ Blazo, Blazo, la, la, la, la, la ♪ – [Announcer] Blazo!