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Lucifer Crack : Lucifer aime se battre (Hors Série francophone/ English Subtitles availables)


*Me, thinking about this video* “I know, I just had one horrible idea. No two, ever three ! Oh my god I have so many ideas, I’m the best !” (This is from a very popular french movie called “Astérix Mission Cléopâtre”) Lucifer : Do you want a whisky ? Chloe : Oh just a finger Lucifer : Are you sure you don’t want a whisky first ? I enjoy fighting *Wtf ?* *French song about midnight demons that’ll take you to the end of the night… It’s funnier in French I promise* (Okay this one I don’t know how to translate. You have to watch Kaamelott) My name is Marcel Patoulachi, and I’m a police officier. (This extract is from a sketch of “Les Inconnus”, making fun of the French Police) *Very old and very random funky french song about the devil* (The lyrics are very stupid. You’ve been warned)
“Yeeees, I am Belzebuth” “Horror !” “I am a goat, I am in heat” “Horror ! Trouble !” “Yes my place is a mess” “I smell like sweat and lust !” (Told you the lyrics were terrible haha) Edith Piaf-La foule. Y’all know this song no ? Well in this song she’s basically singing that she’s taken by the crowd… Again, funnier in French (or at least I hope) *Chloe Decker in the beginning of S4* “Vade retro Satanas” heres become “va dans l’métro” which means “go in the Subway Satanas” *Chloe Decker by the end of S4*
“Oh ! Oh possess me !” (I don’t know how to explain that joke…Wasn’t that funny anyway) *Old and random French song about putting things on fire* And also about making the devil dance. Appropriate right ? (Astérix joke again. No really, go watch this movie, it’s the best) Okay, Okay. This is a -naughty- song written by Boris Vian (famous french author. I’ll try to translate) Okay, Okay. This is a -naughty- song written by Boris Vian (famous french author. I’ll try to translat He stood up when i came up to him Once on his feet, was much shorter I was thinking, “it’s in the bag!” This cutie here is for my bed His height stood up at my shoulder But he was built like a truck He followed me to my room And I shouted, come on wolfy! Hurt me good Johnny Johnny Johnny Fly me to the heavens, zoom! Hurt me good, Johnny Johnny Johnny I want some loving that goes “boom”! (Old but funny french song about a woman who just want to be left tf alone and just dance with her boyfriend) “In my world, there is nothing but ponies ! They eat rainbows, and then they poop butterflies!” (This is from a commercial that sing about how it’s amazing to be on a horse…Don’t judge me okay ?!) *Another obscure French song, about masquerade this time. Yes, I really have one song for every single scene in this show* (Aaand one last Astérix joke. Yeah, I love that movie) (So this one is basically someone asked him one simple question, and he goes on and on and on, saying very random things)

3 thoughts on “Lucifer Crack : Lucifer aime se battre (Hors Série francophone/ English Subtitles availables)

  1. Je m'attendez vraiment pas a ça la dernière vidéo j'en pouvais plus😂c'est très drôle mercii a toi d'avoir penser au français lol😂🔥

  2. For someone who only took french in high school, I appreciate this video. I was surprised how much I actually understood! Another awesome video – merci beaucoup!

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