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Marc Savard, Three Time King of Corny Jokes!


[Music] Any question about the show her hip
Nelson before we begin? Yes sir? How do you get that weight? Do how do I get this
white tinge in my beard. It’s called a beard. It’s called having four daughters
under the age of 12. Which-which what’s your husband’s name?
Playing clay great like my ass kicked by a guy named clay tonight. All right! I
hope he doesn’t beat me up too bad. Then I’ll be play a kid it was important all
right. What do you do for university? I am a student at Coral State University. Great! What are you taking in school? What?
What are you taking in school? Human Growth and Development. Anyone see the irony here? Or Oh look a stagehand all right now you.
Shout out there like a ninja there Jason. You’re right. You good. I thought you’d be
the most comfortable. You seem like a Indian descent. Oh your Egyptian. Oh!
Okay! You, it’s weird you, you walk just like us. What do you do? You’re super
close. Okay! I’m not that close. It might be a projection for your prescription
strong. That’s all. How do you stay here Patti? Good to meet you. Good, good to have
you here Patti. Nice to meet you. Just going to shake hands along with them. Nice
to meet you Patti. Good to have you here. Good to meet you. Good to have you here.
Excellent! Kelly, Ian, yours again was? Daddy. Daddy righr. How
could I forget. How could it feel? Good to have you back Mr. Stavansson.
My favorite thing to have on a burger. So you mind bloodborne and you got your.
You’re all rigged up here. Ready to go hiking on the strip there? How’d you get
here to rappel down the building or something? What do you do for a living Danielle?
wWhat do you do? I’m a branch manager. Excellent. Thank you. Worked in a
horticultural, tree using things? No. Financial. Financial. Are you from?
Scottsdale Arizona. Scottsdale Settle. Down here.
We’re not going there. Good? Are you Irish by chance?
No. No, Not even a little bit. What are you? Do you bring any good shit with you?
I’m just getting understand all right? Yes. Go ahead and have a seat have a seat.
Go ahead. I’m kidding. I head off. I don’t do cocaine now. I like the smell of it
but that sleep toast very powerful that knocks the Brian out. I get it from Bill
Cosby. You know Bill Cosby is of course yes.
He’s the one that likes putting. Putting the different don’t belong. Why I built?
Yes! I’m a bore would not going lose your pants are you?
You might we would have asked to borrow yours but I want you to lose your capris. Give it up for all of our strippers and
make some noise. Don’t do that too many times because metal filings will shoot over
the top girl. what do you do sir? Lay pipe. You lay pipe? Yes! That’s why
you need the long shirts. All right! Good for you. Are you from
Denver? Denver. Good to have you here you. Enjoy Vegas? Ended a good time. Yes
Having a good time? Yes! You got me a good time. Right. We staying in town. Where?
Yes, well, Yes? Hooters. Hooters Taylor. Hooters. Wow! How appropriate? Oh, Yes! Good!
Good to have you here. Looks like, you looks like you might have
been laying too much pride? Yes. What about you? What do you do?
I’m retired police officer. Well, thank you for you police officer. Thank you so
much for your service. Thank you so much! I Thank you for everything you do for
writing tickets and stuff. I could just shake your hand for 20 straight minutes.
I spy that’s how much I appreciate the tickets speeding and ginger. What does he
do? Nothing. Oh! Brandon what do you do sir? I am a manager at a… Let me guess! Your
real high up in the company. Ha ha! Good to have you here. I’m Eli nice to meet you. Where are you from?
From Jamaica. Pittsburgh Jamaica. Pittsburgh. Excellent alright! I’ve never heard this
of Jamaica Pittsburgh. I don’t know if it’s good well but good to have
you here. Don’t forget the cheer for your favorite lollipop like yours. Here we go.
Ready set, unwrap, unwrap it. Go and wrap it go. One
of my business cards here your technique was quite remarkable. Maybe you’d give me
a call sometime. I’m just kidding. I’m just kidding just you’re making me horny.
All right! No. I’m just that there was at least a bit too much. Give it up one more
time. Show your appreciation of a time Make some noise
[Applause]

12 thoughts on “Marc Savard, Three Time King of Corny Jokes!

  1. DAAAAAAANG πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ that bill Cosby joke had me chokin!…..like the girls he did that to……. ok I’m done πŸ˜‚ like him πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ ok rlly tho I’m done πŸ˜†

  2. Hypnosis.
    you read that wrong.
    i Hypnoitised you so read that wrong but you read this wrong but you read all wrong but you read that you did read all wrong but you didnt read all wrong but you read the wrong but you didnt

  3. Marc when can you come to Louisiana at one of the Casino's? There's several in Lake Charles and Kinder. I would love to be on your show!

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