Hands up! Don’t move! -Who else is here? -Who owns that car outside? -I do. -But it’s really more like a lease. -Toss the keys over here. -C’mon!
Coulson: Ok, ok. Coulson: Ok, ok. -Now get the cash register
-Start filling this bag -Cigarettes, pac- Coulson: Excuse me!
-Cigarettes, pac- -I also have this gun -You’ll probably be needing that. Burglar 1: Put it down! Right now!
Burglar 2: Put it down! Put it down! -Ok, don’t want any trouble -Toss the piece over here then -I’d prefer not the throw it and risk the gun accidentally going off. -Maybe I could slide it over? -Yes slide it over to my feet, don’t try anything funny. Coulson: Ok. -I’m just going to move over to this aisle Coulson: And I’m gonna slide it over to you. -Ok. [Overly dramatic music starts] [Overly dramatic music continues] -Sorry for the mess. -I couldn’t decide. (o shet wat do i do) Coulson: Keep the change Cashier: Wait- -What should I tell the police? -Tell them those tybo-tapes really paid off [Music] [Car starts]