Have you ever noticed that parents always say, “It’s my house” but when it’s time to clean, it magically becomes my house, too? I don’t need Google. I have parents that know it all. So, I was wondering the other day, so if Apple made a car, will it have Windows? I think it’s funny how we can remember the words to every song we like, but we can’t remember what we studied for a test. Ms. Van Winkle is always saying, “Matthew, you can’t sleep in class.” Yeah, I know. She won’t let me. I don’t think I’m fat. I’m just easier to see. I’m also hard to kidnap. So, my Wi-Fi stopped working for 5 minutes last night. So I had to talk to my family. They seemed like nice people. So here are some mind flips. So, bricks are just domesticated rocks. Socks are just underwear for your feet. Swimming pools are just domesticated ponds. Water is just boneless ice. Mouthwash is just boneless toothpaste. A bean bag chair is just a boneless couch. Eggs are just boneless chickens. Ok. One more thing. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.