Hey, good job, africa.
Cady’s blushing. Oh, my god. You totally have
a crush on that guy. No, I don’t. That’s why you wanted
to join the mathletes. Mathletes? You hate math. Gretchen:
Look how red she is. You love him.
And he totally complimented you. That is so fetch. Gretchen, stop trying
to make “fetch” happen. It’s not going to happen. “why should caesar get
to stomp around like a giant “while the rest of us
try not to get smushed Under his big feet?” “what’s so great about caesar? “brutus is just as cute
as caesar. “okay, brutus is just
as smart as caesar. “people totally like brutus just
as much as they like caesar. “and when did it become
okay for one person “to be the boss of everybody?
Huh? “because that’s not
what rome is about! (shouts):
“we should totally just
stab caesar!” Cady:
Gretchen wieners had cracked.Okay, if you even knew how mean
she really is. You know that I’m not allowed
to wear hoop earrings, right? Yeah. Two years ago, She told me that hoop earrings
were her thing And that I wasn’t allowed
to wear them anymore. And then for my hanukkah,
my parents got me this pair Of really expensive
white-gold hoops. And I had to pretend
like I didn’t even like them, And it was so sad. And you know
she cheats on aaron? Yes. Every Thursday he thinks
she’s doing sat prep. But really, she’s hooking up
with shane oman In the projection room Above the auditorium, And I never told anybody that,
because… I’m such a good friend. Cady:Jackpot.