Laughter is the Best Medicine

Mean Tweets – Avengers Edition

[APPLAUSE] Tom Hiddleston
is so [BLEEP] ugly. Why is no one
acknowledging this? I don’t really understand
how Anthony Mackie got this far looking like
a bug with buck teeth, but here we are. Scarlett Johansson
has the emotional range of a [BLEEP] celery. I hate white people. All of us? Why do so many people have
a crush on Sebastian Stan? He looks like a potato. Winston Duke broad as hell
up top with crackhead legs. Damn. Elizabeth Olsen has
weird [BLEEP] thumbs. It’s true.
I do. I have weird thumbs. Don Cheadle look like
a mix between a beetle– that rhymes– a
muskrat, and a roach. That’s just [BLEEP] up. From @wehatedbatista. Follow this page if
you hate Dave Bautista. He’s ugly, a complete joke,
non talented, and he sucks. Wow. Benedict Cumberbatch
always looks like he’s had an allergic
reaction to bad shrimp. I bet Tom Holland is
one of those whities who claps when the plane lands. Also while I’m comparing
old men to reptiles, ever notice that
Samuel L Jackson looks like a snapping turtle? If a girl girl wants to
[BLEEP] Paul Rudd, chances are she’ll [BLEEP] you, too. Hashtag Paul Rudd is [BLEEP]. Karen Gillan, once again,
allow me to ask you who the [BLEEP] you think you are? I don’t know. Maybe I’m going to just
have to Google myself. And this one is very
simple and to the point. Paul Bettany– what a [BLEEP]. How did the
coolest, blackest dude in the galaxy end up
with some whitebread-ass name like Chadwick? If I said it once,
I said it 600 times– Chris Pratt is still a [BLEEP]. Perhaps Chris Evans is
in truth a great actor, but he plays Captain
America like’s he’s a big, dumb hunk of [BLEEP]. Wow, I don’t– Thanks for watching. And remember, every time you
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gets destroyed.

100 thoughts on “Mean Tweets – Avengers Edition

  1. Apparently it's okay to say "I hate white people". That's not racist? There would be riots in the streets if it mentioned another race. Mainstream media is basically saying that being racist towards whites is 100% ok.

  2. I feel bad for y’all this haters need help boy the avengers are coming for y’all and don’t forget spider man

  3. If somene said in those tweets: "I hate black people" or "blackies" the whole world would go nuts. They would probably never even adress the tweet. But it's fine as long as the white devil is targeted. What a bunch of bullshit.

  4. i don't say that i don't like or hate Don Cheadle but i really think MCU should keep the Rhodey from the first ironman movie & also i wish MCU keep Andrew Garfield as Spiderman rather than this stupid spider boy?

  5. Who even says that about Paul Rudd?? I'm pretty sure a lot of us have wanted to f**k him since Clueless (also, he hasn't aged).

  6. Yeah they allow racism against whites, but I guarantee they wouldn't show comments that were being racist about black people.

  7. Interestingly enough, all the racist tweets, quite acceptable and funny, are from Black people. The double standard is alive and well.

  8. “I hate white people”. Imagine the backlash if that were any other race, literally proof that white people have less rights than any other race

  9. There are some hate tweets against white people… What do you think what would happen to the accounts of those people if we would change the word white to black?
    Yeah so its wont happen cause its about white people… 🙂

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