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Meet the Government’s Secret GIF Supercomputer – Night Crew


(phone vibrating) – (laughs) – What’s so funny? – (sighs) My girlfriend
just sent me this. – Ooh, a GIF. – Yeah, now you gotta send
her back an even funnier one. – Okay, fine. How do I do that? (click) (loud sigh) This is the Pentagon’s
most powerful computer. (chime) – [Computerized Female Voice]
Terrorist attack prediction 97% complete. – [All] Stop, stop, stop it. – [Computerized Female Voice]
You are both still banned. – You have to do it. – I have to what,
tell it to stop? – [Computerized Female
Voice] Stopping functions. – Okay, good. (laughs) – Okay, now ask it to
find you a funny GIF. – Why?
(sighs) Okay, computer,
find me a funny GIF. – [Computerized Female Voice]
Locating all funny GIFs. – Whoa. – These are all the
GIFs in the universe! – Yeah, play with it! – Yeah! (pop) – Whoa. – Ooh, sexy captain. (laughs) Oh, that’s (mumbles) on drugs. Cat’s so nerdy. – This is awesome. Okay, computer,
filter by puppies. – [Computerized Female
Voice] Filtering by puppies. – [All] Aww! – Okay, no, no, no. Computer, find one that
my girlfriend would like. – [Computerized Female
Voice] Locating ideal gift for girlfriend. (chime) (laughs) (laughs) (laughs) (laughs) – [Computerized Female Voice]
Awaiting further instructions. – I asked for pictures
on these new reports. – And they know we’re
not strong readers. – Sir, the terrorist attack
prediction should be complete. – Bring it over. (click) – [Computerized Female
Voice] Displaying ideal gift for girlfriend. (laughs) (laughs) (laughs) – Clark, you’re fired.
(laughs) (laughs) (laughs) – [Computerized Female Voice]
Awaiting further instructions. (laughs) (laughs) (chime) – Uh-oh, we gotta scram! – Oh, yeah, good, oh! – Computer, erase everything. – [Computerized Female
Voice] Are you sure? – Yes, confirm, whatever! – [Computerized Female
Voice] Erasing everything. – [Computerized Female
Voice] Erasing everything. – [Computerized
Female Voice] Erase– (beep) (triumphant trumpet music) (rock music)

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