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Mexican Standoff (ft. Key & Peele)


Freeze! End of the line, Cortez! Alright. Here we go. Well, well, well, boys. Looks like we got a Mexican stand-off. Guess again. We’ve got a sniper trained on your position. Nice try. But I’ve had an unmanned drone on that sniper’s ass this whole time. You mean the unmanned drone our hacker just took over? You mean the hacker whose wife I just kidnapped? You mean the hacker’s wife, who just filed for divorce? Bullshit! That marriage is rock solid. Hahaha, I guarantee you it’s not. I’ve been hitting that for six months. -Ta Boom. Try cowboy, hear that we’ve got you covered, so drop it. Looks like you got me. But you forgot one thing. I always bring backup. You mean Chucky Cheese over here? Had him pegged for a rat the day he entered the academy. Boom. Second sniper. Oh, you knew all along? Yeah. Well I knew all along, that you knew, all along. Did you just get here, son? I knew, you knew, I knew, all along. All along. All along. Well it looks like we’ve got a REAL Mexican standoff here, boys! Woo! All this talk of double-crossing is making me hungry! For a slice, of blueberry pie. Special Agent Blueberries Johnson, reporting for duty. You were a sleeper agent? That’s right. And my top secret mission… To investigate you for corruption. Sorry, sir. Wait! What?! You’re investigating me? Who do you think you are, Blueberries? And who do you think, I am? What? I don’t know. Why don’t you ask, you? No! That’s impossible! [ maniacal laughter ] Oh, look at you two fools! Playing your cat and mouse games. When the truth has been in front of your faces, the entire time. And behind mine. Whoa! What happened? What? You were a gun for a second! What? No, nonononononono, I’m not a gun! I’m not- what are you talking about? Nope, definitely a gun for a second. I’m not a gun. I’m a human being! Well, you’re crying like a little girl. Screw you guys, I’m killing everyone! Whoa, whoa, whoa! Stop, stop, stop, alright? Slow down. Slow down, guys. Alright? Listen. Let’s just take a moment to figure out who’s double-crossing themselves while dressed as each other, okay? Does that sound good? Sound good? Alright, okay. Alright. Okay, so then you became yourself, dressed as me. I get that. Wow, okay. And this asshole turned into a gun. No, you shut your mouth. You shut your mouth, you dirty gun! How dare you! Guys, shut up, okay? Can we just agree to go with the plan here? Yeah? I’m good with that. Yeah, let’s tango. [ coughs ] [ coughs ] [ pants ] I won. I won! I… no!
[ deflating sound ] I didn’t want to believe it! It can’t be! It can’t be true! You can’t be a gun! You were at my daughter’s wedding. You son of a bitch! I trusted you! Fine. But there’s something you should know about me. I’m actually, a blueberry- Ooh, a hell of a crime scene. [ whistles ] You’re the genius, what’s your take? Uh, the way I see it, this young Asian gentleman over here walked into this alleyway. Had some blueberry pie, and then killed himself. Then he put the gun way over there, to make it look like the gun killed the pie. Just another wild night, in Wizard City.

100 thoughts on “Mexican Standoff (ft. Key & Peele)

  1. When I saw the five minute mark, I was like โ€œThereโ€™s no way they can keep this up for 5 minutes.โ€
    Again, rocket jump never fails to impress.

  2. I feel like the real question is what is the satire!? ๐Ÿ˜‚ is it all cheesy action movie? Cop show? Cooking show? The Office?

  3. Funny and heartbreaking… Wizard City can't be visited in this dimension. I've looked into it extensively and haven't found a route. If you do , God speed friend.

  4. That plot twist of the second plot twist of the third plot twist of the fourth plot twist of the fifth plot twist of the sixth plot twist of the seventh plot twist of the eighth plot twist of the ninth plot twist of the tenth plot twist of the eleventh plot twist of the twelfth plot twist of the thirteenth plot twist of the fourteenth plot twist was really intense

  5. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  6. โ€œShut your mouth, you dirty gun!โ€

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  7. After 5 year Im still trying to understand the dynamic

    Why were they chasing Jordan if he was a Sleeper, with Micheal as his backup. Was it all a ruse to expose Micheal as the rat?

  8. the cop at the end had me rolling he said "he walked into an alley way while eating blueberry pie and killed himself and then made it where it looked like he shot the pie" ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  9. I knew for sure he was a gun because he didn't even bother to put his kevlar back on. Guns need no armor, humans do.

  10. I went to a summer camp and some of the nice kids had seen this video, and whenever we saw each other, weโ€™d scream at the top of our lungs, โ€œI KNEW YOU KNEW I KNEW ALL ALONG, ALL ALONG, ALL ALONGโ€

  11. So we have key, Peele & the asian
    Bobby Lee in one episode –
    a Mad TV all star cast…

    Oh but wait, the asian was
    Bobby Lee right.?

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