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Michelle Malkin: Asylum system has turned into a joke


I’M ACTUALLY FROM SOUTH JERSEY. SOMEWHAT UNTIL BORDER. MATTERS. BRIBE IS VERY IMPORTANT. AND IT NEEDS TO BE REITERATED OVER AND OVER AGAIN. LOOK AT ME. OKAY. I HAVE GOT BROWN SKIN. MY PARENTS CAME HERE LEGALLY. AND THERE ARE SO MANY GENERATIONS OF DESCENDENTS OF LEGAL IMMIGRANTS TO THIS COUNTRY WHO ARE THE MOST VOCAL PROPONENTS FOR MAKING SURE THAT OUR BORDERS MATTER AND THAT WE HAVE AN ORDERLY IMMIGRATION SYSTEM THAT DISCRIMINATES BETWEEN HERMINE WHO WANT TO DO HERE GOOD AND WHO RESPECT THE SOVEREIGNTY OF OUR COUNTRY AND PEOPLE WHO ARE HERE TO DO WORSE. AINSLEY: OCTOBER TO DECEMBER NEARLY 80% OF ASYLUM SEEKERS PASSED THE INITIAL SCREENING. I’M BEING TOLD THAT FEW OF THEM WILL LIKELY WIN ASYLUM. HOW DO YOU DETERMINE WHETHER THEY GO BACK HOME AND WE HAVE TO CATCH AND RELEASE THEM INTO OUR COUNTRY UNTIL THEY COME INTO COURT? DO YOU THINK THAT NEEDS TO CHANGE?>>HERE’S THE THING. HERE IS WHY ASYLUM SYSTEM HAS BEEN TURNED INTO A COMPLETE JOKE. MEXICO ALREADY OFFERED ASYLUM TO EACH AND EVERY ONE OF THOSE PEOPLE IN THE CARAVAN. OKAY. AND IF YOU ALREADY HAVE SAFE PASSAGE IN THAT INITIAL COUNTRY, THEN THAT ALREADY DELEGITIMIZES THE CLAIM ONCE YOU ALREADY GET HERE. AND WE NEED A BETTER VETTING SYSTEM FOR WHO ACTUALLY IS EXPERIENCING TRUE PERSECUTION. OF COURSE WE WANT TO MAKE SURE THAT WE CONSIDER THE LEGITIMATE ASYLUM AND REFUGEE CLAIMS OF PEOPLE WHO HAVE NOWHERE ELSE TO GO. BUT, YOU SAID IT. STEVE, PERFECTLY. WE HAVE LIMITS. AND THAT’S THE THING THAT’S BEEN MISSING FROM THE IMMIGRATION SYSTEM DEBATE. WHICH IS WE CAN’T TAKE EVERY LAST WILLING WORKER IN THE WORLD WHO WANTS TO WORK HERE FOR A DOLLAR AN HOUR. WE HAVE TO HAVE LIMITS. BRIAN: THERE NEEDS TO BE MODERNIZATION OF OUR LEGAL IMMIGRATION SYSTEM. IT TAKES TOO LONG. TOO UNWE WOULDY AND PEOPLE WHO CAN GET IN HERE. PEOPLE HOBBY ON THIS LINE 10, 15 YEARS AND THEY HAVE DONE EVERYTHING RIGHT.>>EXACTLY, BRIAN. ONE OF THE BIGGEST MANTRAS THAT YOU ALWAYS HERE IS WELL, WE NEED A PATH TO CITIZENSHIP. THERE ARE MANY PATHS. THERE IS AN ALPHABET SOUP OF VISAS THAT ARE AVAILABLE TO PEOPLE. AND THE KEY THAT YOU JUST TALKED ABOUT, BRIAN, IS THAT WE NEED TO GET THAT LEGAL SYSTEM IN ORDER. IT IS — THERE ARE HUNDREDS. STEVE: TALK TO CONGRESS.>>THERE ARE HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE WHO ARE WAITING. IT’S A HUGE BACKLOG AND THAT AINSLEY: THERE IS ANOTHER TOPIC WE WANT TO TALK TO YOU, ABOUT AS A WOMAN, WHITE HOUSE CORPTS DINNER. MICHELLE WOLF, COMEDIAN MAKING FUN OF SARAH HUCKABEE SANDERS LOOKS. SHE IS SAYING SHE DIDN’T DO THAT. BUT SHE COMPARED HER TO AUNT LYDIA, HAND MAID’S TALE. I GOOGLED HER. NOT EXACTLY A COMPLIMENT. WHAT DO YOU THINK?>>I HAVE BEEN FIGHTING THE MISOGYNY OF THE LEFT FOR 25 YEARS AND IT IS FINALLY ERUPTED FOR PEOPLE THAT — THEY CAN SEE IT. IT IS SO TRANSPARENT. DRIPPING FROM PEOPLE IN HOLLYWOOD. AND JOURNALISTS AND I HAVE TO SAY IT’S A COMPLETE DISGRACE THAT THERE WASN’T A SINGLE PERSON ON THE DAY AS. THAT INTERRUPTED THAT WOMAN AS FILTH WAS COMING OUT OF HER MOUTH. I CANNOT TELL YOU HOW PROUD I WAS TO BE A CONSERVATIVE WOMAN TO SEE THE DIGNITY WITH WHICH SARAH SANDERS BORE THOSE SLINGS AND ARROWS. I HAVE FACED IT. SO MANY PEOPLE HAVE FACED. IT’S TIME FOR THE LEFT TO RECKON WITH IT. AINSLEY: I WATCHED SARAH HUCKABEE SANDERS. AS A WOMAN I WOULD BE HAVING TO FIGHT BACK AS A MAN OR A WOMAN. WHEN SOMEONE IS ATTACKING YOUR APPEARANCE AND DOING THE BEST YOU CAN AS A WORKING MOTHER. I’M SURPRISED SHE DIDN’T GET UP. I’M SURPRISED SHE DIDN’T CRY. I DON’T KNOW IF I WOULD HAVE BEEN ABLE TO BE THAT STRONG. LET’S HEAR IT IF YOU MISSED IT.>>I HAVE TO SAY I’M A LITTLE STAR STRUCK. I LOVE YOU AS AUNT LYDIA IN THE HAND MAID’S TALE. SHE BURNS FAT AND THEN SHE USES THAT ASH TO CREATE A PERFECT SMOKY EYE. [LAUGHTER] LIKE MAYBE SHE IS BORN WITH IT. MAYBE IT’S LIVE. BRIAN: HER KEY LINE WAS AFTER ONE OF HER LINES BOMBED AND THERE WERE MANY. SHE SAID HEY, GUYS, YOU SHOULD HAVE DONE YOUR RESEARCH BEFORE BOOKING ME. SHE DOES THIS. THIS IS WHAT SHE DOES. SHE IS FROM THE DAILY SHOW SO YOU KNOW SHE DESPISES PRESIDENT TRUMP. AND YOU LOOK AT HER ACT. THAT’S WHAT HER ACT IS.>>THAT IS WHY WE HAVE TO TURN THIS AROUND ON THE LEADERSHIP AT THE WHITE HOUSE CORRESPONDENT’S ASSOCIATION. BECAUSE, ACTUALLY, MICHELLE WOLF IS RIGHT. THEY KNEW WHAT THEY WERE GETTING AND THEY WANTED IT. AND THIS REUSE ALL OKAY BECAUSE IT’S COMEDY, THESE LIBERAL COMEDIANS ALWAYS CLOAK THEMSELVES IN TO SPEW THE WORST KIND OF HATRED AND INTOLERANCE OF PEOPLE WHOSE VIEWS THAT THEY DISAGREE WITH. I WANT TO GET BACK TO THIS THING ABOUT CONSERVATIVE WOMEN AGAIN. BECAUSE, I HAVE BEEN THE TARGET OF A HATE RAPE LIST ALONG WITH OTHER PROMINENT CONSERVATIVE WOMEN. LOOK AT WHAT HAPPENED TO SARAH PALIN DURING HER VICE PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDACY. THEY CALLED ON GANG RAPE FOR HER. THEY CALLED ON ASSASSINATION. THEY USE THE WORST KIND OF VILE IMAGERY OF ANY KIND OF CONSERVATIVE WOMAN WHO DARES TO STRAY FROM THE LIBERAL ORTHODOX PLANTATION. YOU KNOW WHAT THIS IS GOING TO INSPIRE? A GENERATION OF INDEPENDENT YOUNG GIRLS TO STAND UP FOR THEIR VALUES. OF BEING PRO-LIFE, OF BEING PRO-SECOND AMENDMENT. OF BEING PRO-LIMITED GOVERNMENT. BECAUSE THAT IS THE MOST EMPOWERING THING THAT WOMEN CAN DO AND BELIEVE IN. STEVE: THE WHITE HOUSE CORRESPONDENTS ASSOCIATION IS GOING TO HAVE TO CHANGE THAT SHOW BECAUSE EVEN PEOPLE ON THE LEFT HAVE SAID WAY OVER THE LINE.>>YOU KNOW WHAT’S A JOKE? THEY ARE SAYING NOW MAYBE WE NEED TO CHANGE THE FORMAT. NO, CHANGE YOUR ATTITUDE AND CHANGE YOUR FILTHY MOUTH. STEVE: THERE IS A REASON THE “NEW YORK TIMES” STOPPED GOING IN 2000 WILL. IT’S BECOME TOO CHUMMY. BRIAN: THEY WERE THERE. I SAW A LOT OF “NEW YORK TIMES.” STEVE: OFFICIALLY THEY HAVE STOPPED GOING SINCE 2008. CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR BIG SHOW LAST NIGHT.>>THANK YOU. MANHATTAN FILM FESTIVAL CRUSADING ON BEHALF BEHALF OF WRONGFUL CONVICTIONS WE WERE PLEASED TO BE ABLE TO CROSS THE AISLE ON LEFT, RIGHT AND CENTER IT ACTUALLY DOES HAPPEN.

100 thoughts on “Michelle Malkin: Asylum system has turned into a joke

  1. They know their countries are in shitholes. They know that they are not welcomed. Why nobody even realizes the need to fix shitholes? Their people, our people, their leaders, our leaders, their medias and our medias. Nobody. ???

  2. How are Michelle wolf's comments about Sanders any different than Roseanne about the planet of the apes woman. The difference is the liberal gets a tv show of her own and the conservatives show is canceled. We need to fix this shit.

  3. let them in for the day judge hearing if there 's no decision yet send them back to mexico, they will be only allowed in again to hear the final judge decision, if they want to appeal do it in mexico US embassy, because if we let them in and allow them to wait the result in usa they will disappear

  4. "I'm not Asian, I'm American."- Michelle Malkin. So take her words with a grain of salt because she's confused and not like all the good, white, people of America. Lol

  5. Hey "Auntie Tomasa" Malkin: You are a MOTHER FUCKING ANCHOR BABY*. Your mother lied and entered the USA months before giving birth… To YOU! Crime in the Philippines ranks with Turkey and Bulgaria and worse then several Middle East countries including Palestine. The Philippines has a terrible, radical, Home-Grown-Terrorist problem. And for the most part they are just dirt, fucking poor. They can't contribute, eh Malkin? I say 86 the "poor" fuckers. And the physical abuse against Pilipina women is epidemic: violence, mutilation, and on and on. If any country was a poster child for gender-based violence against women, it would be the Philippines. (Wonder, did you ever see your father abusing your mother? I think it's a fair question to ask. Only following your pattern of logic and argument. If you can essentialize and sterotype , I can) Funny how you turn a blind eye to the abuses from the country of your heritage to attack people of a different faith and aren't White like you, eh Auntie Tomasa, wink, wink. How about we stop all immigration of all violent and terrorist leaning Pilipinos and stop anchor babies like YOU!
    You a defiling pig and the worst of all, a Fucking HYPOCRITE! A Polluter.
    REDEMPTION? If you want to do something really positive and set a good example for all humanity, why don't you do a Trump and self-deport. It could become epidemic because of your notoriety, and I'm sure that group that tolerates you, will be celebrating inside that another brown skinned person has left the country.
    * Best guess, your father did immigrate with a legal work VISA, but think of the American job he stole because his employer wanted to import cheaper labor from a Third World country. But I’ll guess when they were interviewed by the Customs and Immigration at a USA port of entry, your mother was not showing at 5-6 month's pregnant and they lied.

  6. SAYS THE WOMAN WHO HATES BLACKS SOOOOOO MUCH THAT SHE IS DEFENDING THAT COP WHO WAS CONVICTED OF RAPING ALL THOSE BLACK WOMEN !!

    WHAT A SICK TWISTED GODLESS DEMON DOG !!

  7. THIS IS WHERE I DISAGREE. WHEN I SEE THESE "THINGS" DISRESPECTING OUR COUNTRY, I WANT TO ADJUST MY SCOPE, TAKE AIM, AND PICK THEM OFF, IN RAPID SUCCESSION, AS IF I WERE GETTING A PRIZE! THE GOAL IS TO HAVE THEM FALL ON THE MEXICAN SIDE WITH GAPING WOUNDS GUSHING ARTERIAL BLOOD…………… AND THEN WE LINE 'EM UP" AGAIN, THE NEXT DAY! MY IDEA OF "BORDER CONTROL" AS MODEST AS IT MAY BE! COMMENTS? suggestions?

  8. What about communist Chinese buying land here in US Inc.corporated oops I ment USA? Should "legal" communist spying Chinese b allowed here too? Oh wait money talks since ivanka t doing her garbage in communist China but like always money talks n all a set up for new world order satanic global elites strategy

  9. This is just so true about people coming to my crappy country aka Britain…millions come from all around the globe "seeking asylum" because of our generous benefits system…why not go to the nearest country from where you are from to get help… it's no wonder there is racialism in the world…

  10. She has not seen herself on a mirror or she forgot her parents are Chinese. In case she didn't know she is not white. Will a US citizen or someone that has a permit to work in the US will work bending over under 120 or more degrees picking up vegetables for less than the minimum wage. I wouldn"t.

  11. Why is the UN not intervening in this crisis to mediate and help. Mexico offered asylum to these people but they refused. Omg!

  12. Sarah Sanders is a brave, courageous and classy woman in the many MSM media infested pool of swampies she has to face at the press briefings.Thank you Sarah for your hard work,patience and persistence as woman, a professional, a mother and an American.

  13. the midterm election is over and now caravan only mentioned once, before the election 23 times on the morning and this cow {malkin} has been stoking the flame of deceit and bigotry
    now nothing and tRumpy is now calling it a flood
    you lot have poor intellectual problems , thinking is not your strong points

  14. Any US citizen in favor of letting these migrants enter into USA should adopt at least one. CNN, MSNBC reporters should be the first to volunteer.

  15. Trump is also a whore monger, he also paid to have one of them get an
    ABORTION. Oh, yes he is not Godless. What would Jesus say about him
    ordering CHILDREN to be gassed? Jesus was a refugee AND homeless. "And
    Jesus saith unto him, The foxes have holes, and the birds of the air
    have nests; but the Son of man hath not where to lay his head". What
    does that say about Trump's treatment of those who seek refuge?

  16. Its funny how this brown asian women turned into white supremacist wannabe and white ass kisser at the same time. In northeast asia, pale asians looks down on brown skinned filipinas like her. As a matter of fact, they call southeast asians the negros of asia.

  17. The Modern Left
    "They're just jokes, can't you take a joke"
    Also the Modern Left
    "REEEEEEEEEEEEE, your jokes offend me"

    k

  18. Redardind Latino aliens , has anyone noticed that when you call a business you get a recording telling
    you to press 1 for English ; 2 for Spanish . America needs a point system wherein people with skills
    and money are accepted .

  19. Sheila Jackson Lee is just a hate spewing POS that can only wish she had the brains and intellect of all those great accomplished Conservative Women that she knows aspired by using their brain and not their mouth!

  20. Retarts retarts retarts retarts you Lord for ever amen you Lord for ever amen and amen and amen and you Lord for ever you

  21. Michelle is a truly empowered woman. Conservative, intelligent and always looks very decent. She sets a great example for all the "empowered woman wannabees" sitting on their REAL flabby asses bitching about PERCEIVED misogynistic politicians and saying absolutely nothing about the real problem, the House of Useless Friggin' Representatives!

  22. eject them when they cross illegal. tell them to apply for asylum at the embassies, BEFORE ENTERING. and wit til approved, before entering.

  23. BRYAN NO WE DO NOT NEED TO HAVE FASTER IMMIGRATION for legal entry! we have far more applicants than we can allow in per year. We allow millions each year! you idiot are saying we need ten million per year!!! STUPIDASS! we simply cannot allow everyone in, nor can we increase our yearly amounts!

  24. Stop talking out of both sides of your mouth and SHUT DOWN THE GOD DAMNED BORDER by MILITARY FORCE. NO asylum. NO refugees. Nobody.

  25. Its their problem if they will be ok when they go back. Look, imigration is a joke. We arent to be fooled

  26. THE PRESIDENT OF MEXICO IS OWNED BY THE DRUG LORDS..HE IS PAID MILLIONS TO KEEP THE MEXICAN BORDER OPEN ON THEIR SIDE. TRUMP NEEDS TO DECLARE WAR ON THE MEXICAN DRUG LORDS…ITS THE ONLY WAY TO STOP THEM….THINK ABOUT IT !

  27. For the record I absolutely love Sarah Sanders . She's beautiful and her intelligence makes her sexy as hell. You go baby girl !!!

  28. I don't think these people are "willing workers"…. most of them are here for special treatment, taking the benefits that Americans have worked their entire life for…

  29. Moratorium on immigration until those that have been let in incorrectly are deported, those that got in correctly are properly assimilated.

  30. Hungary installed 15 foot electrified fence with razor wire. Result? No more migrants in sight trying to cross. Why is this so hard for us.

  31. Michelle Wolf is a Hollywood Bottom Feeder… The only things on that level are Media Whores and Swamp Creatures…
    Great work on Criminal Justice Reform, Michelle Malkin !!

  32. Hey I hear that Jurassic park has an opening for a Raptor actress…Michelle Wolf just is actually too ugly to be the Raptor.

  33. My parents fled a communist country in 1961, believing they would return once the new dictator was removed. That didn't happen. Their names were read in public from the town square, they were on a list of counter revolutionaries who were to be executed. So they went into hiding, and within days left their homeland. The men and women who read the list, who were now in positions of power, were previously lazy low-lifes during the time when the country was free, everyone had equal opportunities and men could see the fruit of their labor. These men and women were still low-lifes, but were now in fatigues, given a title and a rifle, parroting communist propaganda, infiltrating schools and taking private property. (The right to bear arms by the people was removed a year earlier). My parents, along with their countrymen, were offered asylum by the USA and eventually became citizens of the best country in the world. These Central American countries are NOT communist countries. In fact, you have the freedom to come and go as you please. Are they corrupt, is it infested with gangs, is it hard to make a decent living? Perhaps CNN is correct and all that is true. But you don't flee those countries by pouring into another, illegally. If a neighboring country like Mexico is offering asylum, why rush the borders of another country, with a different language, where you'll practically live the life of a fugitive with no voice, no certain property and no right to vote?

  34. I tell my daughters all women are beautiful regardless of their physical appearance. If one woman is branded as ugly, then all women are ugly. Now, in regards to what comes out of her mouth, that is a representation of her BEING. Amen.

  35. I looked up Malkin today because she's on a list of people censored and silenced by mainstream social media.
    She's being called an extremist by CNN. From what I see here, she's merely opinionated and vocal – and telling the truth.
    We should pay more attention to the people being shadowbanned and deplatformed right now.

  36. Michelle is a brown traitor, oreo cookie. this gil is nuts. Somebody must of said something to her aobut her curling lip of anger. she now all wide eyed hahahahahaha

  37. I don't know what the host is talking about, she looks like a man with fake hair .LOL she should have look in the mirror before she opened her mouth

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