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9 thoughts on “Michigan cracks down on porch pirates

  1. Not even enough firepower. The first time and each attempt thereafter shall, and will, be an automatic Felony at the time the crime is committed times the number of mailpieces stolen, and each one is punishable by 100 years in the Federal Prison plus USD $10 million per mailpiece stolen and all court fees, and the total amount will be multiplied 10 times to the base total.

  2. First offence should be a federal felony, packages are crossing state lines, that makes it a federal crime.
    Bastards should be taught a life long lesson the first time.

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