[phone ringing] Castle Mega Store. Hey, how’s it going? CASTLE MEGA STORE ATTENDANT
(PHONE): Pretty good, and
yourself? Good, thanks. Do you have those
pumps for the penis, the suction penis
enlarging pumps? Yeah.
We sure do. JIMMY (PHONE): You do. That’s great. And what are– what’s the
price range on those things? They range anywhere in
price from about $30 up to, for a whole set, probably
about $500, $600, $700. Whoa. [dialing] $500, $600, $700. Hold on a second– hold on a second. Hey, mom. Hang up the phone. Oh. I’m sorry. JIMMY (PHONE): I’m on the phone. Please hang up. Who is the voice. JIMMY (PHONE): It’s–
don’t worry who it is. Just hang up the phone. I’m on the telephone. Well, now, I have to know. It’s a pizza place. I’m ordering a pizza.
OK? Please hang up the phone. Well, I was making dinner. JIMMY (PHONE): I know
you’re making dinner. I want to order a pizza. Do you mind if I eat a pizza? I’m 35 years old. Thank you. Anyway, $700? Yeah, the [inaudible] pumps– What’s the name of that one? Boston Pump– Pump Works. JIMMY (PHONE): And how
does that work exactly? You put your [bleep]
and balls in there. You pump it. The suction– JIMMY’S MOM (PHONE):
You know what? If you’re gonna get
pizza, I’ll have pasta. Mom, hang up the phone. If you’re gonna get
pizza, I’ll have pasta. Do they have pasta too? I’ll order you pasta. Hang up the phone please. Well, like, what kind? Jesus Christ. What kind of pasta do you have? Well, we’ve got a– we’ve got lasagna. They have lasagna. You like lasagna. No, cause it is cheese. What’s the tubes? JIMMY (PHONE): It’s
rigatoni or something. You have rigatoni? Yeah, we sure do. They got rigatoni.
OK? I’ll get you a rigatoni. That’s not the tubes. That is the tubes. It’s the big tubes. It’s the thick ones. You want the penne? Do you have penne?
– Yeah. We sure do.
– They have penne. Is that what you’re looking for? The thin tubes. Yes.
JIMMY (PHONE): OK. All right. Can you hang up, please? Well, I’d like to have
a sauce on the tubes. This is what my son does. He’s impatient. What kind of sauces do you have? We have the marinara
sauce and the Alfredo sauce. They got the marinara
and the Alfredo. OK?
– That’s it. I have two choices?
– Yeah. That’s all we have. JIMMY (PHONE):
That’s all they have. What do you want? Marinara. Please– OK. Marinara. We’ll get you an order of
the penne with marinara. OK?
– And a side salad. JIMMY (PHONE): All right.
Thanks, mom. Hang up, mom. [interposing voices] Please hang up. Just hang up, OK? Oh, this woman. Thank you for doing
that, by the way. Oh, it’s not a problem. JIMMY (PHONE): I appreciate it. So the penis pump, the
Boston Pump, it’s $700. Is it worth it? Well, the pieces– you buy the pieces individually. It’s like Legos that you
would put your [bleep] into. CASTLE MEGA STORE
ATTENDANT (PHONE): Yeah,
kind of. – Right, ok. I like to prefer– you know, like, it’s more
of like an erector set. It’s more like an erector set. OK. So like an erection
set is what it’s like. CASTLE MEGA STORE
ATTENDANT (PHONE): Yeah. I guess.
Yeah. Can I return this if it
doesn’t enlarge my penis? What– what
enlarges your penis? JIMMY (PHONE):
Hang up the phone. Does the pizza
enlarge your penis? You’re buying more toys? That you don’t have enough under
your bed that’s in my house. I told you to
hang up the phone. Now, hang it up. I’m having a personal call here. Please hang up the phone. I pay the phone bill. I pay for my own calls. This man is on the telephone. He’s trying to do business. Hang up. OK. You take credit cards? Yeah, Visa, MasterCard,
Discover, and American Express. OK, I’ll be by around 8:00 then. CASTLE MEGA STORE ATTENDANT
(PHONE): Alright, you have a
good night. I’ll see you then. CASTLE MEGA STORE
ATTENDANT (PHONE): Goodbye.