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Most Epic Family Malfunctions Warren B Hall- Dry Bar Comedy

Here’s what I want you guys to remember: my name. People never remember your name after the show. Anyone remember my name? “Warren”? It was Warren. It was Warren. Warren B. Hall. Warren B. Hall. Can anyone guess what the B. stands for? Audience: “Bryce”, “Brave” Brave, I like that. It’s not Brave, but I like that. What was that? Audience: “Boss!” Bufforis? Are you making up stuff? *Laughter* She was like, “Give me two consonants. Give me two consonants and a vowel.” *Laughter* “We’re using it.” *Laughter* And her friends treat her like it was Family Feud. “Good answer! Good answer!” *Clapping and laughter* “Show me Bufforis!” *Laughter* No. I don’t have a cool middle name. It’s Bernard. It’s- Did you say that? Bernard. That’s not cool. Alright. But, it sounds cooler when you say it altogether. Warren Bernard Hall the Third. Alright? That sounds more- No, don’t get excited. I’m the First. Don’t get excited. Don’t. No. *Laughter* When I was little, I asked my Mom. I said, “Why- why would you name me that?” She was like, “When you grow up, if you come into money, I want you to have a name that sounds like you deserve money.” Right? Which is cool! But… What does that say about my sister, Tanika? *Laughter* That name clearly says, “You want fries with that?” *Clapping and laughter* My sister hates that joke, and that’s why I do it! *Laughter* She was a horrible little sister that got me in trouble. Who’s the oldest in the family? Oldest? Oldest? *Cheering and clapping* If you’re the oldest, you know what I know: It sucks to be the oldest. ‘Cause usually that means you get beat worse than any other kid in the family. Why? ‘Cause your parents don’t know what they’re doing yet! You were roughly the rough draft for your parents. Think of those early beatings. No technique. Just raw aggression. You’re in the room, messing up. Your Dad’s like, “What’d you say? “AAGHHHHHHHhhooohhhh that’s not good…” “That’s… that’s not right at all. That’s…” “Honey!” “Honey, write this down. Never hit him that hard again, honey. Write that down.” “Don’t cry, don’t cry. We’ll make another one, we’ll make another one. Don’t cry.” *Clapping and laughter* “I’ll take care of this. Just open the garage for me. Open the garage.” Yeah, that’s my childhood. Yeah. I had a hard- I was raised by just my Mom. Single Mom, you know I got beat. My Mom was hardcore. My Mom would beat you with anything, literally. Kay? Who here has ever been beat with a toaster oven? *Laughter* That’s what I thought. You guys think it’s funny. I’m still affected by that beating, to this day. Serious. Before that beating. Before that incident. My voice used to sound Black. *Laughter* Last time before the beating, I was like, (Deep voice) “Please Mama. Please don’t beat me. Please Mama. Please.” *Laughter* “Don’t beat me.” Next time, I was waking up on the kitchen floor hours later like, (High-pitched voice) “Phew! That was quite a beating you administered- MMMMGH!!” *Laughter* “MMMGHH!!!” “Well that’s peculiar- *clears throat*” [Subscribe to Dry Bar Comedy for even more of the world’s largest collection of clean comedy.]

100 thoughts on “Most Epic Family Malfunctions Warren B Hall- Dry Bar Comedy

  1. …..Thatโ€™s quite a beating you Administered…. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚Now that was hilarious….

  2. Lmao XXD
    My mom would take anything near her and throw it. I swear she wouldโ€™ve made a good arm for the Red Socks. Flip flops, books, almost threw a lamp but she remembered how expensive it was and put it back, then threw a decorative wine case.

  3. I only got hit by my parents about 4 times total, if there was another time I don't remember. And the times I did get hit were all because my parents got so worked up that they lost control of themselves. They always regretted it afterwards. I didn't grow up afraid of my parents or spoiled rotten. I didn't grow up worried about getting beat, I grew up hating to disappoint them because that's what they did. They didn't get mad, they got disappointed when I did sth wrong. And that was enough to put me in line. There are people in the comments saying beating is a form of discipline but I don't see how.

  4. Let's see…Things my parents, grand parents and various teachers have beaten me with.
    A Belt
    An Extension Cord
    A Garden Hose
    A Shoe
    An Open Hand
    Small Branches From Various Plants/Trees
    A Small Wooden Boat Paddle
    A Plank With A Handle That Had Holes Drilled In It

    I deserved every beating I ever received except for one, but the circumstantial evidence against me was overwhelming.

  5. I was the youngest and my parents were way stricter on me than on my sister. I was beet with a purse once

  6. My cousins middle name is danger this is completely literal after the third kid my aunt gave up and let my uncle name him that

  7. Warren, it could be worse. I'm the 11th out of a whole bunch of bebes kids.9 of my older brothers are marine corps snipers. My 5 little sisters are about to try for delta force,recon marines, army rangers and green berets. Tough is a huge understatement.

  8. Thereโ€™s plenty of โ€œblackโ€ voice impressions he couldโ€™ve done that doesnโ€™t sound ignorant or is that was โ€œsounding blackโ€ is 2 everyone ?

  9. Now, if you from the south you'll know this feeling, anytime you look at a weeping willow you can feel the heat of that switch on the backs of your knees while being bent over the arm of the couch at your grandmama's house. But, my momma also had a form of psychological torture she still finds hilarious whenever we talk about it at family gatherings. She cut the string off a paddle ball, wrote our names across each one, and hung them on the wall in front of the entry from the garage. So every time you walked in the house "yours" would just hang there and make its presence known. She only got me with mine once but, I'd just gotten out of the tub, so she used it on wet, naked booty. I became a quick learner lemme tell y'all!

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  11. The eldest child thing is too true. My parents flat out said one day "yeah we were a lot more strict with you than with your brothers". No "sorry", no real explanation. Just "yep, that was a thing".

  12. My mom beat me with a wooden welcome sign once, but I was the youngest so I didn't really get beat often or hard.

  13. I got slapped in the face for trying to talk back to my mom when I first became a teenager. My little brother tries to catch an attitude with her every day and only gets little scoldings๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿพโ€โ™€๏ธ

  14. lol – flat heeled shoes were the go to for my grandmother when I misbehaved and I once got beat with a Teddy Ruxben as she didn't have access to her shoes. Poor Ruxben was never the same after. I think it affected the bear more than it did me. Can't top a toaster oven though. I love dry bar comedy. It just goes to show you don't need to swear to have a laugh.

  15. "That's quite a beating you administered." ROFL… my mom hit us with her big metal prison kitchen spoon. Still got the ding in my skull.

  16. Hey the youngest get it to there just older and slower and we're like Timex take a licken and keep on ticken the baby always bad l was never scared

  17. Tanika clearly sounds like…… "You want fries with that" ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  18. i was going to make a joke about how inaccurate this is because there's never any fathers around to beat you in black households and then he just went and ruined it by saying that he was raised by only his mother. jeez, don't you hate when they ruin your joke by confirming the stereotype?

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