I guess I have to start kissing some
lesbians Or you can just start by…. You know why tonight’s fun? Because everyone is so gay Everyone is just who they are, and who they are is just There’s father’s day, there’s mother’s day! There’s no….. Lesbian lover day! I just… I do what most lesbians do, just star at women hungrily and pray somebody else will make the first move I spent all that time trying to get through to you Dean calls once and now it’s “hello” So… what, you… you like him better or
something? Dean and I do share a I wasn’t gonna mention it! Wait are you holding his hand?!
– Yeah Why are you holding your hand while you’re kissing me?! What’s wrong with that?! I feel like I might as
well have a big neon sign above my head that says gay di-di gay gay gay I mean
you’ll need a long extension cord but You have to just let nature take
its course just like this webcam I’ve been watching it’s a live stream of wild
otters I forget, is it the small hairy man or the tall not hairy man? Small hairy, but these are actual otters, look She wants everybody that thinks she’s
such a perfect princess just ’cause she’s tall and glamorous and has cappuccino
skin and curves everywhere and kind of turned on You know you two are the perfect example of why You’re a gay guy So are you! hmmmm I’m gender-fluid Is it? I don’t know Hey hey hey hey! No no no no! Let them kiss, you monster! Motorcycles are dead machines! I have three kids, I’m not risking it! Are you saying… my life matters less because I don’t conform to society’s
heteronormative child-centric ideals Are you really playing the gay card right now?!