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Musical Act Morgan Jay Performs in the Comedy Clash Round – Bring The Funny (Comedy Clash)


– ♪ I like the vibe
in the room right now ♪ ♪ But Carrie and the booth,
can we make it ♪ ♪ A little bit
sexier in here? ♪ ♪ Just a little bit? ♪ Okay, oh,
I like that, Carrie ♪ [cheers and applause] ♪ You know what, I just need it
a little bit sexier, Carrie ♪ ♪ Just a little bit ♪ Okay, I think we ready, I think we ready,
I think we ready. All right, so this song
I’m gonna sing to you guys is about text fighting. And this is called
“Dot Dot Dot.” [laughter] Here we go. ♪ 7:00 on a Friday,
I’m all alone ♪ ♪ Gonna text my girlfriend
on her cell phone ♪ ♪ Hey, babe, do you want
to go see a movie? ♪ ♪ By the way,
she hits me back ♪ ♪ Tonight, I’m not free ♪ Well, maybe later,
I can see you ♪ ♪ I wait a moment or two,
and then, I see ♪ ♪ Dot, dot, dot ♪ Dot, dot, dot ♪ Dot, dot, dot ♪ And then the typing stops ♪ 10:00, gonna drop her
a message ♪ Just saying hi. [laughter] ♪ I wait and I wait ♪ Before I know it ♪ I send not one, not two ♪ Not three, not four ♪ But five
consecutive messages ♪ ♪ Oh, my God,
why did I do that ♪ ♪ Why did I do that,
why did I do that ♪ ♪ Why the hell did I do that ♪ Oh, my God she’s typing ♪ Hey that’s all she says ♪ That’s kind of whack,
I freak out ♪ ♪ Where are you,
why don’t you text me back ♪ ♪ Chill out babe,
everything’s fine ♪ ♪ It’s fine ♪ Me and my girls
we at the club ♪ ♪ We drinking lots
of rosé wine ♪ ♪ Okay just met know
if you need a ride ♪ ♪ No thanks,
I’ll just take an ♪ ♪ Uuuuuuuuu [modulating notes] – Wow.
– Whoo! – ♪ Uuuuu-uuuuu,
uuu-uuu-uuu-uuu ♪ ♪ Uuu-uuu-uuu Guys, there’s five minutes
of this part of the song. [vocalizing] ♪ Uuuu-uuuu-Uber ♪ Well where are you going ♪ Hee-hee-hee cat emoji ♪ What does that even mean ♪ Sorry that was
for somebody else ♪ ♪ Who ♪ Dot, dot, dot ♪ Dot, dot, dot ♪ And then the typing stops [laughter and cheering]

17 thoughts on “Musical Act Morgan Jay Performs in the Comedy Clash Round – Bring The Funny (Comedy Clash)

  1. Boy the judges were really off tonight. This dude took forever and wasn't exactly that funny. Smh What were the judges on tonight? Lol

  2. Ok just some constructive criticism, if you're going to present this show on YouTube, present the whole show! We want to see all the performances! You give us 4-5 videos with half the competition. You call is "VS." in the thumbnail but don't show the second half. Not a great way to get good ratings and followers!

  3. It's not that I didn't think he was funny, I just thought that Kristen Key was way funnier. I chuckled a few times watching his act, but I was laughing out loud for most of Kristens act

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