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My Blackberry Is Not Working! | The One Ronnie – BBC

I bought Champagne from you last week and i’m very disappointed Oh yeah What’s the problem Yeah well why My Blackberry Is not working Correctly *Laughing* HAHA What’s the matter, it ran out of juice? No no it’s completely frozen in to ice *The man hits the blackberry on the table* with anger Oh yeah I can see that. I’ll tell you what lets try it on orange That’s got a few black spots, you see Ohh dear yeah Sorry bout that But there I am using my black berry working Well there could be an application issue Where do you store that blackberry You could try using a mouse drag the blackberry to the trash and after you done that you might launch the blackberry from the desktop Well I already tried that few times I mean all it did was mess up windows Well it might be worth to wait for couple of weeks they got the latest blackberry coming in then Could you give me a date? Certainly Let me put that date in my diary Anything else I can help you with? Yes,yes I also got a problem to be honest. With my apple Ohh dear oo dear that is an old apple isn’t when’d you buy that Last week Last week?! Oh we have two new apples since then What’s the problem with it? It wont fit Oh yea An how bigs your dongle Well I dont know much about these things but my wife seen a few dongles in her time and she says a little bit on the smaller size Oh friend there’s not a lot I can do bout that Tell you what? Let me try booting it That is crashed Anything else I can help you with? Well funnily enough. Yes My Grandson birthday soon Now he already got an apple and a blackeberry I mean have you got anything else that he might just like? Oh we doing a special offer on these I mean I can’t make head or tail of them but the kids seems to like them,eggs boxs 360

100 thoughts on “My Blackberry Is Not Working! | The One Ronnie – BBC

  1. How can 1.7 thousand people give this a thumbs down? This is classic brilliant humour. 'my blackberry is broken." Lol. "My wife's had a lot of experience" with dongles. "Let me see if I can get this apples booted". From the start am laughing away.

  2. Corbett ……I can't get my dongle in Enfield …pauses then says how big is . …..,. Corbett replies my says she's seen a few in her time Enfield struggling to keep a straightt face. 😊 Corbett goies on to say she says its too small PMSL!!! 😄😄😄😄😄 This sketch is a good as FOUR (FORK) CANDLES & MASTERMIND 😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄. GENIUS!!!

  3. Sarcasm, Wit, Black humor – the British teach everyone how it's done on TV. (Of course then the American TVs copy it and market it as theirs) 😂😂

  4. Have you tried disabling cookies?

    I once bit the leg off a gingerbread man..

    (It's not in this sketch but it should have been.. )

  5. That's what I think about computers, they are all a bunch of rubbish. The more they sell the less we get and the more money they make to make the next one so they can make more rubbish.

  6. つゆつゆちりちすわせをくるくせゆせゆするちんちりつりつ!!けけゆくをくをややれゆくをせをせるせ!?!

  7. †ᴡ̶ᴀ̶ɪ̶ɴ̶ᴢ̶ɪ̶ᴇ̶ᴍ̶ᴏ̶ᴅ̶ᴢ̶ʜ̶ᴅ̶† says:

    The joke of 2010

  8. †ᴡ̶ᴀ̶ɪ̶ɴ̶ᴢ̶ɪ̶ᴇ̶ᴍ̶ᴏ̶ᴅ̶ᴢ̶ʜ̶ᴅ̶† says:

    My mouse is dead

  9. Ipad, Windows and wifi:
    Has a round pad on his eye:
    What's that? Oh it's my eye pad some dust got in it last night when the misses opened the windows, my wife eyes are OK though.

  10. The punchline is outstanding and I will not "spoiler-alert" it. Harry & Ronnie I think set out to somehow equal the Four Candles shop, and did good for the modern era. Anybody got any O's?

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