Nana & Grandpa – A VR Christmas (Animated British Comedy Sketch)

[Awful Music] [Awful Music]
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The Rev Jim Jones: With a degree of dignity. [MUSIC Last Christmas – Wham!] [MUSIC Last Christmas – Wham!]
Mum: How are you Feeling? [MUSIC Last Christmas – Wham!]
Dad: Oh, you know. [MUSIC Last Christmas – Wham!] [MUSIC Last Christmas – Wham!]
Mum: Look. I know we all miss Nana and Grandpa. And…this Christmas has been very…- [MUSIC Last Christmas – Wham!]
-different. Lonely almost without them.- [MUSIC Last Christmas – Wham!] [MUSIC Last Christmas – Wham!]
-And since the car crash last month. We’ve all been a little…down…- [MUSIC Last Christmas – Wham!]
-going through the grieving stages.- [MUSIC Last Christmas – Wham!]
-But I have a little something I think could cheer everyone up a little bit. [MUSIC Last Christmas – Wham!]
David: Look Mum, I appreciate everything
you’ve done over these last couple of weeks.- [MUSIC Last Christmas – Wham!]
-I think we all do but…no gift is going to make this any easier. [MUSIC Last Christmas – Wham!]
Mum: Well, before Nana and Grandpa died. I heard of this new…- [MUSIC Last Christmas – Wham!]
-thing. This…new technology- [MUSIC Last Christmas – Wham!]
-that can download people’s memories,
personality traits, appearance.- [MUSIC Last Christmas – Wham!]
-And with these newfangled VR headsets. We can…have them back…for a little while. [MUSIC Last Christmas – Wham!]
Dad: Are you telling me I can see my…Ma and Pa again? [MUSIC Last Christmas – Wham!]
Mum: Okay. Is everyone ready?
Andrew: Ready [MUSIC Last Christmas – Wham!]
David & Dad: Ready [MUSIC Last Christmas – Wham!]
Mum: Okay. Headset. Run Nana and Grandpa.exe [MUSIC Last Christmas – Wham! fading into I’m Dreaming of a White Christmas – Bing Crosby]
[COMPUTER SOUNDS Beep Bop Boob] [I’m Dreaming of a White Christmas – Bing Crosby] [I’m Dreaming of a White Christmas – Bing Crosby]
Dad: Ma? [I’m Dreaming of a White Christmas – Bing Crosby]
Nana/Ma: Oh would you look who it is? [I’m Dreaming of a White Christmas – Bing Crosby]
Dad: Ma! | Nana/Ma: You goddamn moron! I haven’t got any physical mass!- [I’m Dreaming of a White Christmas – Bing Crosby]
-You sad sack of an excuse for a son. What’s the matter with you? [I’m Dreaming of a White Christmas – Bing Crosby]
Mum: Hi Nana [I’m Dreaming of a White Christmas – Bing Crosby]
Nana/Ma: Oh it’s you. The one who didn’t like my jewelry and gave it away.- [I’m Dreaming of a White Christmas – Bing Crosby]
-You know one upside about being dead is not to see the disappointment my miserable son- [I’m Dreaming of a White Christmas – Bing Crosby]
-ended up with. I would say I’m turning in
my grave but I don’t want to waste my- [I’m Dreaming of a White Christmas – Bing Crosby]
-time or energy on him when I’m dead
considering how much I gave to him when- [I’m Dreaming of a White Christmas – Bing Crosby]
-I was alive! I gave my life to you on a silver platter and you’re a goddamn- [I’m Dreaming of a White Christmas – Bing Crosby]
-failure, a bum, a nobody!
Dad: Woah! This is really realistic [I’m Dreaming of a White Christmas – Bing Crosby]
Grandpa/Pa: Hey shut up will ya’?- [I’m Dreaming of a White Christmas – Bing Crosby]
-Fucking degenerates! I’m trying to hear what the Paki has to say on the TV! [I’m Dreaming of a White Christmas – Bing Crosby]
Dad: Wow! They’ve even got Pa’s racism to a tee! [I’m Dreaming of a White Christmas – Bing Crosby]
Grandpa/Pa: I get no respect, no respect at all.- [I’m Dreaming of a White Christmas – Bing Crosby]
-And the reason our son is a sack of shit and married to this cheap floozy is because of you – [I’m Dreaming of a White Christmas – Bing Crosby]
– you old bat. You and you’re subpar genes. [I’m Dreaming of a White Christmas – Bing Crosby]
Nana/Ma: Oh listen to him pipe up! You’re the one who crashed the car the day we died! [I’m Dreaming of a White Christmas – Bing Crosby]
Grandpa/Pa: And I’ll do it again just get away from me you old hagged witch! [I’m Dreaming of a White Christmas – Bing Crosby]
Nana/Ma: What’s the matter with you?
Grandpa/Pa: I had life insurance on ya [I’m Dreaming of a White Christmas – Bing Crosby]
Dad: Just like the good old days
Nana/Ma: I rue the day I met you! Andrew: This is best Christmas ever!
Nana/Ma: You goddamn moron! [Plate Smash]
Grandpa/Pa: Hey! David: Hur! I really thought I was gonna get hit by that plate Grandpa/Pa: Don’t go throwing things at me! [Deck the Halls by Jingle Punks]