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“New Car / Volkswagen Beetle” – Gabriel Iglesias- (From Hot & Fluffy comedy special)

Oh my God, yeah But I can handle it though, ya know? I can handle that people say Well you know, Gabriel you go up there And you make fun of yourself No I don’t… I come up here and I tell you
the things that I heard people say There’s a difference you know? Sometimes
I set myself up for jokes And I don’t realize it Three years ago… I bought a beetle… Not even thinking That’s not the joke, shut up See, I can’t even tell you guys a story…
Already I wasn’t thinking I bought the car cause
it was affordable, economical Brand new freaking beetle for like 17 grand I was like… First new car I go to show it off at my
friend Martin’s house I thought it was nice I pull up, ya know… Martin!!!! He lives in the hood I don’t get out the
car… Across the street there are these gang
members The kind of gang members… They don’t really get into… ya know, like
shooting people stuff like that They just hang out on the porch and talk a
lot of smack So I’m there in a beetle and across the
street I hear this right? I’m like, Martin!!!! Over here I hear… Orale… Hey, what’s up guys? How’s it going? How’d you get in there esse? Hurry up Martin! Two months later, I go back to pick him up… Now I’ve had some time to work on the car, right? I put some rims on it Some stickers… I put a chip in the motor so it goes faster I thought it was bad, right? I pull up… Martin!!!!!!! Orale… Nuh uh, I’m not turning around Aye! Aye! I don’t see you… Yoo hoo…. What?!?!?! Check it out aye? It’s the fat and the furious I didn’t even wait man Got rid of that car man… I traded it in And got myself a big ol SUV It was nice for a while This car
freaking sucked on mileage though, man It got 11 miles to the gallon Oh you cannot be badass in a car that kills gas Like I kill tacos You can’t… You can’t be at the stoplight Trying to
intimidate other cars, ya know? What? What what?! 20 bucks, right there Hell no man… But it was kind of cool It had a GPS navigational system in it And Onstar which was really cool, ya know? I’m driving and all of a sudden this girl’s talking to me Right turn, up ahead In three-quarter tenths of a mile… Left turn And I’m like, whatever you say baby…

100 thoughts on ““New Car / Volkswagen Beetle” – Gabriel Iglesias- (From Hot & Fluffy comedy special)

  1. I remember that there was this one joke that he’s like something about a cop and he’s like IS THAT A PRIUS HEY CAN I CHARGE MY PHONE but I don’t know what it was called

  2. Came back after his new "One Show Fits All" special and that was just amazing with him and the Houston Texas crowd was amazing they said everything with him. I just had to come back and see this. Long live the king of the Mexicans πŸ˜‚. 20 years of of the best comedians and my personal favorite of all and R.I.P Mrs. Iglesias she will never be forgotten.

  3. just watched his recent Netflix special, he performed this very act at the end and I’ve never felt so proud and happy.

  4. cum to Virginia again I'm dieing without hearing your jokes. plus I'm jealous my cousin in Oregon got to see ya he's a retarded huskey kid..

  5. I had to come back here after watching the new Special
    It was amazing and so beautiful to re-watch this joke
    Fluffy you are a Legend!!

  6. 🍰 So enjoying some donuts and b's after this video. Gonna put up some Delta Parole and AFI rock music while I bake em up then come back to this vid.

  7. " Hey check it out it's the fat and the furious!" I laughed so hard! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£

  8. Just watched your Netflix special. This joke NEVER gets old! Thank you Gabriel!! Also, looking forward to season 2 of Mr, Iglesias. Finished season 1 in a day ❀️

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