Hi, Kenny Sebastian.
What’s up? Awesome. Okay, some people… few of you know who I am and you are
wondering where is my hair? Yes. Yes. I cut it. And my mom is so happy. She is so happy.
My dad is still disappointed because he is a typical middle class
defense dad. Very easy to disappoint him. Try this. Want to disappoint your father?
Very simple. Just be on your bed
at 6 am in the morning. Just stay there and he will look at you
and be like… That’s how easy it is. To disappoint your father. It’s awesome. Sometimes I’ll just sit in the evening. Just on the sofa doing nothing.
He’ll look at me. It is sweet.
It is awesome. So, I’m Malayali.
Any Malayali’s in the house? Really? See, no one gives a shit. So, I’m Malayali and I recently had the privilege
of going to Amritsar. It’s like… for a Malayali to go to Amritsar
is like stepping into a Bollywood film, okay. I thought I was on the sets on Veer Zaara. It is awesome. So, on the flight
from Delhi to Amritsar, it was insane. Because the entire flight
was full of Sardars. And I look… And I’m like, okay. Everybody knows each other. That’s what I assume. Obviously, it’s a big family
travelling together. Then I realize,
nobody knows each other. And that’s when I realize that North Indians don’t have the problem
that South Indians do… Which is hesitation
to start conversation. Okay? So, on the flight… there’s this huge…
Everyone’s huge. I’m the tiniest guy on the flight. Like, people had booked middle seats
to put their biceps in it. It was huge. I’m just so small. And my seat’s on the aisle there was
a guy who was Punjabi. I knew he was Punjabi because he was
taking way more space than he needs. Because he was sitting like this. Like his leg was outside the window. I don’t know how that’s
even possible. So, I wanted to ask him, ‘Hey, can I put my bag down’. Now, if it was a South Indian guy
he would have just made a face… And waited for the air-hostess to come
and tell me you can’t put your bag down. But because this guy was Punjabi and I asked him,
‘Hey, can I put my bag down?’ There is no problem. We will deal with it later. I’m like, ‘Oh.
You are my best friend now.’ Like we just had
a heart to heart conversation. Even waiters are like that. Like, in South India you order. Can I have tea? Yes. In Bombay,
I’m like, ‘Can I get tea?’ Of course. Why not? Get him tea. He hasn’t got any.
Give him 2 kgs of tea. I love how they just start talking. Like, I’ll be in a taxi. I ask him what the time is. I came to Bombay 20 years back. I’m like, okay.