Laughter is the Best Medicine


Hi, Kenny Sebastian.
What’s up? Awesome. Okay, some people… few of you know who I am and you are
wondering where is my hair? Yes. Yes. I cut it. And my mom is so happy. She is so happy.
My dad is still disappointed because he is a typical middle class
defense dad. Very easy to disappoint him. Try this. Want to disappoint your father?
Very simple. Just be on your bed
at 6 am in the morning. Just stay there and he will look at you
and be like… That’s how easy it is. To disappoint your father. It’s awesome. Sometimes I’ll just sit in the evening. Just on the sofa doing nothing.
He’ll look at me. It is sweet.
It is awesome. So, I’m Malayali.
Any Malayali’s in the house? Really? See, no one gives a shit. So, I’m Malayali and I recently had the privilege
of going to Amritsar. It’s like… for a Malayali to go to Amritsar
is like stepping into a Bollywood film, okay. I thought I was on the sets on Veer Zaara. It is awesome. So, on the flight
from Delhi to Amritsar, it was insane. Because the entire flight
was full of Sardars. And I look… And I’m like, okay. Everybody knows each other. That’s what I assume. Obviously, it’s a big family
travelling together. Then I realize,
nobody knows each other. And that’s when I realize that North Indians don’t have the problem
that South Indians do… Which is hesitation
to start conversation. Okay? So, on the flight… there’s this huge…
Everyone’s huge. I’m the tiniest guy on the flight. Like, people had booked middle seats
to put their biceps in it. It was huge. I’m just so small. And my seat’s on the aisle there was
a guy who was Punjabi. I knew he was Punjabi because he was
taking way more space than he needs. Because he was sitting like this. Like his leg was outside the window. I don’t know how that’s
even possible. So, I wanted to ask him, ‘Hey, can I put my bag down’. Now, if it was a South Indian guy
he would have just made a face… And waited for the air-hostess to come
and tell me you can’t put your bag down. But because this guy was Punjabi and I asked him,
‘Hey, can I put my bag down?’ There is no problem. We will deal with it later. I’m like, ‘Oh.
You are my best friend now.’ Like we just had
a heart to heart conversation. Even waiters are like that. Like, in South India you order. Can I have tea? Yes. In Bombay,
I’m like, ‘Can I get tea?’ Of course. Why not? Get him tea. He hasn’t got any.
Give him 2 kgs of tea. I love how they just start talking. Like, I’ll be in a taxi. I ask him what the time is. I came to Bombay 20 years back. I’m like, okay.

100 thoughts on “NORTH INDIANS CAN TALK TO ANYBODY – STAND UP COMEDY : Kenny Sebastian

  1. Ohhhh man πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ you are the best…..
    Every time you prove that you are an south Indian….. Awsome Kenny….semaaaaaa😍😍😍

  2. For us anything above us, is north india…whether gujarat or mumbai or delhi or amritsar..u r all north of us dudes…

  3. If everyone is asking did when Mumbai become North India then I ask since when mallu people become madrasis yaaar

  4. 2:46 Best/priceless/Answer πŸ˜†
    K :: What's the Time ?
    B :: Bhai 20 saal ho gae mere Toh.
    K :: πŸ˜‘πŸ˜Ά

  5. Malayali? You know cardinal Gracious and Bishop Franco they joined and raped the Nuns in kerala, and your mp called your kerela women are all prostituting themselves…

  6. Please don't generalise that South Indians think twice to start a conversation….I have lived in a few parts of North India….and ….forget it….but pls ….this statement is not comedy

  7. Very easy to disappoint a father in a middle class familyπŸ˜₯πŸ˜₯ I know that pain but by now I have got myself adapted to that.πŸ˜‚

  8. I am not from India, I am Indian, North Indian in fact just not born in india. . I find the comments here weird. . "south Indians " are shy. .!?!! …really. ? …they are the ones that insist on chatting on fb. .and yes. .
    From India. .south Indians, kerala guys too, ..hmmmm! ?!
    … how strange. ..

  9. Yes bro we South Indian's hesitate to start conversation first. But you Indian's don't because aapko sharam naamka koi chez nahi hey…

  10. Hahaha.. you are great.. but Mumbai is not north India… And everyone who speaks hindi is not north indian.. infact – there is no place called NORTH INDIA

  11. I am living in south, it's true but I love south Indians man they hesitate but when they speak u will enjoy talking to them

  12. I don't know about others but I get offended when Mumbai is considered as North India part. We are neither up nor down. Just right on the west coast.. get that geography right man! Kenny sir you are great! Love you.

  13. That's y I feel very lonely when I visit south india especially Chennai they know little bit of hindi ..

  14. Malayali here!😁..And yes,we are of reserved nature comparatively, more stiffer and distant I guess..
    But you give out the best stuff❀..always a pleasure watching πŸ‘

  15. Chutiye, south people are not like how you told. May be in your Kerala people behave how you told but not in karnataka.

  16. This actually happened with me. On my first day in Mumbai the auto driver told me his whole life story πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  17. Kenny I love u and all ur performances… But dude …. MUMBAI IS NOT NORTH INDIA … pllllzzzzz πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  18. Whether SOUTH OR NORTH all are crazy after BOMBAY, especially North Indian are mad after Bollywood Stars

  19. m punjabi too and my south Indian friends also think m v cool but m doing nothing special just being me still πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  20. ShitπŸ˜‚ u people are speaking only hindi, come to South we have variety dosa and variety language. and take some tip with aravind sa, brahmmanandham, vadivalu etc ur comedy is really comedy lessπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  21. People has booked middle seats fir their biceps!!!!!! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  22. Who all came here after comicstaan season 3 episode 7 and realised tat he redid this in comicstaan?

  23. This is so so true. Today I took a taxi from school to home.. and in 10 minutes drive, sardar ji told me how he changed his career in last 20 years πŸ˜‚

  24. Nahi hasi bilkul b nahi aii…ar jo log hash rehe uski waja a ha ki wo tumhari liye hash rehe ha q ki tum in kiliye hasogay…okkk

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