Laughter is the Best Medicine

Not Laughing at Jokes

Ask me if I’m an orange. Are you orange? No, I’m a person. That’s my joke for you. Awkward Since Birth Not Laughing at Jokes Do you know any funny jokes? I need- I need one for today. Heh. Um, why didn’t the chicken cross the road? Why? Because he is a chicken. No? Okay. I’m sorry, I’m not funny. What did the other muffin say? Oh my god, a talking muffin! Sorry. Is that one funny? What kind of bagel can fly?>What kind of-
>Plain bagel. Nah, that’s not very funny. Ask me how I feel about um, windmills. How do you feel about.. windmills? Big fan. It’s kind of stupid. No? Sorry. Do you have a funny joke? No, that’s it. How does a train eat? It goes chew chew. Is that funny? hahaha- Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana. Was that a joke? Yeah, because you’re saying like time flies like an arrow, and then fruit flies like banana. hahaha- hah- Learn sign languages, it’s very handy. Nevermind. Okay. Sorry. What do you call a cow with no legs? What is it? Ground beef. What? I was filming that for YouTube. Oh my god. Is it okay if we use the footage? Wait, that’s so awkward.

96 thoughts on “Not Laughing at Jokes

  1. Just a random joke I know. Don't know it it's funny but. Here it is
    Three provinces found a magic lamp. The provinces are. Manatoba Ontario and Quebec
    Manitoba wished first for. 10 million dollers Ontario wished for a giant wall around it. Blocking Quebec and Manitoba and Quebec wished to fill it

  2. I smiled at the windmill joke. Couldn't help myself. I've heard the Zilean joke a million times, so I couldn't smile at that one, lol.

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