Laughter is the Best Medicine

Old Lady’s and Their Vibrators – Old lady jokes w/ Raphael Hernandez

– I’m not very superstitious but I thought my house was haunted until I realized I’m just fat,
lazy, and forgetful. ♪ Blazo, Blazo ♪ ♪ La la la la la ♪ ♪ Blazo, Blazo ♪ ♪ La la la la la ♪ ♪ Blazo ♪ – Oh, my God, who opened
all the fuckin’ drawers? Oh, my God, it’s a poltergeist. You know what I’m saying? I don’t know. Someone ransacked the fridge. What’s going on here, you know? I woke up from like a nap, I go oh, who jerked me off? Oh, my God. (laughing) Fucking ghost plasma everywhere, you know. I work at a nursing home and a lot of people thought
that place was haunted. Some people were experiencing
some weird things. I don’t believe that. The weirdest thing I’ve ever experienced working at a nursing home was helping some lady out with her breakfast and I saw in the corner she
was charging her vibrator. (laughing) All right, yeah. I was like yo, this is a sweet old lady and it turns out she was just
like a whore in a gray wig. Like what the fuck?
(laughing) Get out of here. Do not pinch my cheeks again. That’s way too sticky. (laughing) It was weird because it wasn’t even like a regular vibrator, it
was an old timey vibrator. It was like the ones just
for clitoral stimulation. It’s not a dildo, it’s just like vibrating and they put it on their clit. They just like pop it right on their pussy like a retard with ice cream, just blat, (laughing) Just put it right on top of there. I forgot that shit, why don’t you want. I’m just saying, that was weird to me, you know what I’m saying, because it’s like dude,
if that old lady dies, she’s definitely gonna
be the scariest ghost haunting that place, you
know what I’m saying. Nah, ’cause think about it, the classic ghost noise is the same noise like an old lady makes when
she’s having an orgasm. (laughing) It’s like woooooooo (laughing) Ohhhhhhhh, fuck, You know something like that. (laughing) Ohhhhhhhh, I remember
prohibition or whatever. (laughing) Guys, have a wonderful night. Thank you so much, thank you. (applauding) ♪ Blazo, Blazo ♪
♪ La la la la la ♪

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