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Patton Oswalt Performs Mike Huckabee’s Twitter Jokes


AROUND. YOU REMEMBER MIKE HUCKABEE? THE FORMER GOVERNOR — THERE HE IS, FORMER GOVERNOR OF ARKANSAS. HE RAN FOR PRESIDENT. HE ALSO HAPPENS TO BE THE FATHER OF WHITE HOUSE PRESS SECRETARY — [ LAUGHTER ] HEY, NOW. I DON’T THINK THAT’S ALLOWED IN AMERICA. AND THIS IS SOME FAMILY. MIKE HUCKABEE IS QUITE A JOKER ON TWITTER. EVERY DAY HE WRITES THESE JOKES THAT, I DON’T KNOW, MAYBE THEY’RE FUNNIER IN PERSON. I THINK YOU HAVE TO HEAR THEM TO APPRECIATE THEM. A FEW MONTHS AGO WE ASKED A GREAT COMEDIAN, SOMEONE WHO REALLY KNOWS HOW TO DELIVER A JOKE, TO COME ON OUR SHOW TO TEST SOME OF MIKE HUCKABEE’S ACTUAL ZINGERS AND IT WAS A SMASH, OUR RATINGS WENT WAY THROUGH THE ROOF. HERE HIS AGAIN, HIS NEW COMEDY ON NETFLIX CALLED “ANNIHILATION.” WITH THE TWEETS OF MIKE HUCKABEE, PLEASE GIVE A WARM WELCOME TO PATTON OSWALT! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]>>THANK YOU, THANK YOU! OH, BOY. WELL. IT IS GREAT TO BE HERE. I LOVE PUBLIC EVENTS. SPEAKING OF PUBLIC EVENTS. I WAS AT A PUBLIC EVENT, AND PEOPLE STARTED TAKING A KNEE. I WAS GOING TO WALK OUT IN PROTEST, BUT MY WIFE TOLD ME IT WAS OKAY, WE WERE AT CHURCH. [ LAUGHTER ] [ RIM SHOT ] YOU GUYS WATCH THE NEWS? [ LAUGHTER ] SPEAKING OF NEWS, CNN CLAIMS IT KNOWS CONTENTS OF SEALED FEDERAL JUDGE ORDER. CNN USUALLY BREAKS WIND, NOT NEWS. [ AUDIENCE MOANING ] IT’S A FART JOKE. HEY! YOU’VE HEARD THE LATEST FROM HOLLY-WEIRD? YESTERDAY’S HARVEY WEINSTEIN, TOAST OF THE TOWN. TODAY’S HARVEY WEINSTEIN, TOAST. [ RIM SHOT ] [ SCATTERED APPLAUSE ]>>Jimmy: ONE MORE, JUST ONE MORE, ONE MORE. >>OKAY. OH! I GOT A — I GOT 280, SO STRAP IN. WE’LL BE ON AT MARIA BART — BARTIROMO AT 10:00 A.M. EASTERN ON @FOXNEWS TO DISCUSS THE 33,000 DELETED HILLARY E-MAILS I FOUND ON THUMB DRIVE — [ LAUGHTER ] IN A BOX OF FROOT LOOPS LEFT IN A VACATION COTTAGE PREVIOUSLY RENTED BY JAMES COMEY #SERIALKILLER. TIP YOUR WAITRESSES, THANK YOU! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]>>Jimmy: PATTON OSWALT, EVERYBODY.

27 thoughts on “Patton Oswalt Performs Mike Huckabee’s Twitter Jokes

  1. The Huckabee's both look like they could be Jeff Dunham puppets. Sarah seems to have accidentally got left in the hot car though.

  2. lovely. two of hollywood's most miserable people, Patton on Kimmel. Just keeps getting more pathetic and bitter. What a road that leads to. Can't wait to see what's next!! :p

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