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PICKING UP GIRLS IN NEW ZEALAND : STAND UP COMEDY – Kenny Sebastian #InsidesOut


Are you guys dating? Then why don’t you
open your mouth? You guys are dating, right? Me, right? You and… How long have you
guys been dating for? For a year. A year. Why are you quiet, man? Has he kidnapped you? It’s okay. It’s been a year.
How did you guys meet? Travelling. Travelling. Are you guys double agents
or something? Are you international spies? Kenny,
we had an assignment to Russia. That’s where I met her. So, what’s your name? Kenny. Your name is Kenny? Oh my God. That’s why your so cool, man. I just get this vibe. Who is this amazingly, masculine,
good looking, talented guy. Name happens to be Kenny. Awesome. And madam, what’s your name? Elody. Okay, you are not Indian? You have gained my friend. Wow, are you from France? Belgium. From Belgium. Okay. Okay. It’s from there. The top. That part, right? Awesome.
So how did he ask you out? Did he ask you out or did he just… Anyone chocolate.
Chocolate. Now you’re mine. What did you do?
Give us some tips, bro. Dude, don’t be the…
I was just… I just sit
and two chicks come… Don’t be that guy.
Just tell us. So did you…
you guys met at work or…? You were at a trip and… Yeah. We were in New Zealand. In New Zealand. Who started the conversation?
You? Yeah, I think I did. Okay, I think drugs were involved. That’s why there is no memory. I’ll get back to you. Can I get my guitar?
Can I get my guitar for you? Can you guys keep cheering till
I get my guitar? So, Kenny. You were just going to tell us how you met this lovely lady. You were in New Zealand.
What happened? You guys were at
a party drinking too much. Yeah. Dancing. I just know your life, man. It’s exciting, man. It’s exciting. And the next morning was
the happiest morning of your life. I’m happy for you. For a year, it’s great. I’ve been dating for three years. I can’t get out now. It’s like engineering.
two years you can get out. Three years, might as well finish it off. Before I go,
I want to do a song for you guys. Can I do a song for you guys? This song is about Kenny and the Belgian girl
whose name I can’t pronounce. What’s your name again? Elody. Like Melody. No M. Elody. Thank you so much for… She is used to this. These dumb Indians
don’t know shit. Awesome! This song is for
Kenny and Elody. I hope you guys like this song. Some of us aren’t as
lucky as Kenny. ‘Coz we don’t have so much swag. So much swag. Kenny has so much swag. That he has to hide it
by wearing a cap. ‘Coz it overflows. And messes up the swag
energy in the room. ‘Coz when he was in New Zealand. He saw this amazing girl called Elody coz M is
too mainstream. And he was like… Girl. Coz he was under the influence
of many many many drugs. That even I can’t pronounce. And the next morning It was Christmas in New Zealand. For Kenny. ‘Coz that guy’s amazing. Come on any guy
named Kenny is amazing. Kenny,
someday you can write a book and save every guy
who doesn’t know what… This means. Thank you so much. I am Kenny Sebastian.
I hope you have a good night.

100 thoughts on “PICKING UP GIRLS IN NEW ZEALAND : STAND UP COMEDY – Kenny Sebastian #InsidesOut

  1. What did Kenny say after when he asked the guy "who started the conversation" and he said "I think I did" . Did not catch that one amidst the audience's cheering.

  2. I think this is the 10th time am watching this and I still laugh like am watching it for the first time

  3. Comedian as well as good singer๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž awesome song……….

  4. Woah. You can sing man!
    ๐ŸŽถ๐ŸŽคI saw this guy online ๐ŸŽถ His name is Kenny Sebastian ๐ŸŽถ He's a great amazingly good looking talented guy and cool comedian ๐ŸŽถ Yes I'm in love with an Indian ๐ŸŽถ ๐Ÿ˜˜

  5. Hey Kenny ๐Ÿ˜Š….Um๐Ÿค”.. Can You tell me… What's the Strumming Pattern?..๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜โœŒ๏ธ๐Ÿ™.

  6. I love you so much Kenny, being from a south indian family you stood up so strong and bold…. I wish I could meet you once … ๐Ÿ˜Eagerly waiting…. For dream to come true …

  7. I was dating for three years.And now i am out.I too felt like I can't ever.But its never been soo refreshing

  8. Before I knew Kenny is a Malayali.
    Me: "Umm yeah I am a malayali"
    After knowing Kenny is a Malayali.
    Me talking to a stranger :"Hey . I don't know who you are but you know what. I am a Malayali . Kenny is also a Malayali."

  9. Sooooo….kenny is Not Single……okay, okay….I'm okay……..juust okay….what are you reading out here, just leave me alone….please don't

  10. Elody- Hii my name is Elody with no M
    Indian Guy – Hi Elody can i be your Melody ๐Ÿ˜› and Bam its christmas

  11. Canโ€™t help it but love watching his videos again and again โœŒ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘great job Kenneth Sebastian

  12. Canโ€™t help it but love watching his videos again and again โœŒ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘great job Kenneth Sebastian

  13. Girl's are so lucky
    Girl's like "I love u" Kenny bla blaaaaaa..
    Guy's like nice bro because if v say love u then people assume that v r gay …

  14. Thanks Kenny for making us laugh. My mood was off due to some reasons, and then I watched your video and boom, my mood became normal and even more refreshing.

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