Anecdota

Laughter is the Best Medicine

Pool Boy – SNL


♪♪♪
>>>CHAD! CHAD!
>>OH, WHAT UP MISS HDLER?>>HEY.
>>OH, MY GOD. CHAD — NO, CHAD, WE CAN’T DO
THIS ANY MORE.>>OH, OKAY.
>>WAIT, I COULDN’T SLEEP LAST NIGHT.
>>I HATE THAT.>>WHAT AM I DOING?
AM I SOME BORED HOUSEWIFE WHO’S HAVING AN AFFAIR WITH HER
23-YEAR-OLD POOL BOY? I MEAN, WHAT IS THIS?
>>YOUR KITCHEN.>>NO, I MEAN US.
I HOPE YOU UNDERSTAND, BUT WE HAVE TO END THIS.
>>OKAY.>>I HAD NO IDEA IT WOULD BE
THIS HARD, IT’S JUST WHEN AT FIRST —
>>CHAD!>>WHAT UP?
>>YOU DESERVE AN EXPLANATION.>>OH, OKAY, COOL.
>>LOOK, YOU’VE DONE NOTHING WRONG, OKAY?
I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN BETTER, BUT I DON’T KNOW, IT WAS JUST — IT
WAS FUN. IT WAS NEW.
>>OKAY.>>BUT MY GOD, I’M A MARRIED
WOMAN WITH THREE KIDS. MY HUSBAND’S ON THE CITY
COUNCIL. I’M THE PTA PRESIDENT AT
MELANIE’S SCHOOL.>>WHO’S MELANIE?
>>MY DAUGHTER.>>OKAY.
>>IF THIS GOT OUT, IT WOULD RUIN MY LIFE, OUR FAMILY’S
LIVES.>>MY BAD.
>>ALL I WANT TO DO IS HAVE YOU CLEAR THE BAGS OFF THIS TABLE
AND TAKE ME RIGHT NOW.>>OKAY.
>>BUT YOU C’T.>>OH, OKAY.
>>BECAUSE I LEARNED THAT SOMETIMES GETTING WHAT YOU WANT
MEANS LOSING WHAT YOU ALREADY HAVE.
♪♪♪>>LOOK, I WROTE THIS FOR YOU
LAST NIGHT.>>OH, OKAY.
>>OH, MY GOD, I’M BLUSHING, I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW I’M NOT A
VERY GOOD WRITER, OKAY? AND IT’S NOT SOPHISTICATED, BUT
IT’S HOW I FEEL. I JUST — I MEAN EVERY WORD OF
WHAT I WROTE.>>WHOA!
I FOUND A DEAD SQUIRREL IN YOUR POOL.
[ LAUGHTER ]>>BYE CHAD.
>>HELLO?>>WHAT UP?
>>WHERE’S PHILLIP?>>MY UNCLE HIRED ME, I’M GOING
TO BE DOING YOUR HOUSE NOW. I’M TOBY ABOUT.
>>OH, [ BLEEP ].

100 thoughts on “Pool Boy – SNL

  1. I low-key think that snl finally realized that this dude is not funny, so they give him skits with very little lines so he can't mess up.

  2. Oh what up miss Handler
    Heyy
    Oh okey
    Ah i hate that
    Your kitchen
    Okey
    What up
    Oh okey cool
    Okey
    Who is melany
    Okey
    Ah my bad
    Okey
    Ohh okey
    Ohh okey
    Wooahh hey miss Handler i find a dead squirrel on your pool! Haha.

  3. First I found it really funny that women and men always fall in love with Chad but I came to realise that it's quite understandable. He's so chill you can talk to him about anything, he won't be angry or grossed out or bored. He does whatever you ask him without making any comments about it. He finds the little funny things in conversations amusing. He's always honest without being rude. He always admits his mistakes and apologizes immediately. Basically, he's the perfect human being.

  4. Hollywood advocating pedophilia and destroying marriages by saying women are powerful by fucking young stupid boys with a body attached to their hardons lol sorry ms. Jackson haha

  5. God this was not executed well! The timing was off, the actor wasn’t funny, and the fake audience laugh was cringe. SNL you lost your touch 😔

  6. Pete Davidson you little smarmy wanker, don't ever come to Ireland or if i ever run into you , you sad little scumbag we'll see how you like being mocked, Dan Crenshaw is an ally of mine while in the BAF and you keep you fucking mouth shut about active or veteran soldiers, you are about as funny as cancer you little dweeb , pussy

  7. Am I the only one who thinks they sort of got the idea for this sketch from the movie Extract? Not claiming they stole it but it's a similar concept. Dumbass poolboy, horny housewife… even the names… Chad/Brad.

  8. This is so many women looking for drama nowadays tbh

    Them: tryna start some shit

    Me: oh, okay. 👌🏿

    FYI im not sexist it’s just facts lmao i love everyone

  9. Davidson is so damn annoying every time he says "Oh OK" or just "OK." First it's crappy writing, but it reminds of the skit he did where it was like Scream and he constantly said the same thing. He's so damn annoying.

  10. Im sure he's a really smart dude, ive seen him on wild n out, but pete davidson plays such a perfect oblivious idiot

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *