Anecdota

Laughter is the Best Medicine

“RACIST? OR FUNNY? Gift Basket Prank” – Gabriel Iglesias (uncensored)


Guys wanna hear the sickest practical
joke ever? But it’s kind of twisted though, some of
you might not want to laugh So everybody has to agree they want to hear it Are you still recording this in the back? I want to try to put this up on youtube later Can you do me a favor? Could you zoom in a little
bit more I promise I won’t move around a lot But I want people to see my face if
I do upload this story All right? I’ll keep it within here All right… You guys sure? All right, here we go Craziest practical joke ever I’m supposed to do a show in Northern
California with my friend Martin We usually fly But this particular day I was having problems with Southwest Airlines They wanted me to purchase an
extra seat for somebody who wasn’t Traveling with me Take your time, you’ll figure it out Anyway… So he said the hell with this let’s just drive So we jump in the car Head north Usually it’s about a six hour
drive We’re passing through the city of Fresno
and as we’re passing through we see Signs on the side of the freeway that say Performing this weekend at the Radisson hotel Directly from BET’s comic view and showtime at the Apollo Comedian G Riley And I look at Martin, my buddy right, I’m like Dude! G Riley’s in town Yeah I haven’t seen him forever G Riley’s an old comedy buddy of ours So we’re like lets stop by the hotel And say hi So we pull into the parking lot We walk in the hotel I tell my buddy Martin, I said Dude! I’m gonna… I’m gonna go to the front desk And I’m gonna crank call his room He goes what are you gonna
say? I go I want to tell him that I’m the front desk and that I just received a gift basket for him What’s so funny about that? I’m gonna describe the gift basket to him over the phone And I’m gonna make all the items
that are in the basket become items that Stereotypically A black person might like He’s like you’re crazy I go, I’ll tell you what… We’ve got two hours to kill How bout this… How about we go to the supermarket And we make an actual racist gift basket And we’ll have it delivered And we’ll wait outside the door to see what happens I said are you down So we go to the supermarket And we proceed to design The sickest practical joke ever So we go inside the store We’re like Ok, we need a shopping cart So we got a shopping cart We’re like alright first thing we need is a
basket So I find an old Easter basket that’s on
clearance You know, I take out the grass and the
little plastic eggs And we start going up and down the aisles First item I grab is a small little personal fried chicken I see some of you are laughing right now Some of you are like oh my God, where’s he going with this? Couple black people in the room are like… Couple black people are like mother fucker this better be funny Give me a second I’ll finish the story So… We do… And I heard you already you racist ass right here He goes what about watermelon? We found a little tiny personal one and
we put it in the basket next to the fried chicken Here’s where it gets interesting… We get employees of the store to help us finish design the basket And you’d be amazed
how comfortable people get with you When they know you’re doing something that is wrong One guy is stocking a shelf and we walk
up to him And we’re like excuse me sir, can you help us out? What do you need? My friend Martin and I are trying to make a racist gift basket for our black friend… Can you think of something we can put in
here? Without missing a beat the guy was like Oh!! You gotta have Kool Aid It’s at the end of the aisle on the right Malt liquor’s the next aisle over at the back of the store By the time we hit the register we got a
shopping cart With Kool Aid, freaking fried chicken, watermelon, grape soda, barbecue
potato chips Sunflower seeds, an Ebony magazine, a
Chris Rock DVD called bigger and blacker Here’s the icing on the cake We get a greeting card that’s on clearance from Halloween and it has a picture of three
ghosts on the front of the card… Wearing sheets I tear off the part that says Happy
Halloween And on the back of the greeting card I write Welcome to Fresno The Chamber of Commerce We stick it to the basket So we made it all nice and pretty Haul ass back to the hotel We pull up We walk in The basket’s all hot from the
chicken right so I’m like like aahhh ahhh We get to the front desk It is too perfect There’s a black girl
behind the counter As soon as I put the basket down she’s like… Is that chicken? Ohhh lemme see what you got! Hold on!!! What is, it what’s wrong? I go let me explain My name is Gabriel this is my friend Martin We’re comedians are about to play really a crazy practical joke on a friend of ours named Named G Riley Oh the guy that’s on the flyer? Yeah the guy that’s on the flyer We’re friends of his We’re comedians and that’s why you
could smell a… fried chicken Cause we’re playing a really messed up practical joke We made a racist gift basket And that’s why you also see watermelon And she was like Oooooohhhhh… That is so wrong… You need Jesus, that’s what you need
right there Girl you gotta come see dis! You GOT to come see dis… I go look… We think it would be
hysterical If you were to deliver the basket for us She lost it Oh hell no! Nuh uh! I know you didn’t just ask me to take that to a black man You out your damn mind sucka! Ooooh Lord! Lord!! Give me the strength… Give me the strength… To not kill nacho libre Look here, I am not doing it hell no I’ll give you fifty bucks Where that mother fucker at? We follow her to the hotel room We hide and she knocks on the door He opens the door Sees a beautiful black woman standing there Holding a gift basket This here basket is for you baby And she hands it to him and he’s like thank you Closes the door She walks away and my
friend Martin and I are hiding by the elevator And she’s like ya’ll still going to hell So she jumps in the elevator We walk over to the door And we start listening on the door This is what we hear OHHH! Chicken! Oh shit, Kool Aid! Malt liquor! Watermelon! He’s getting more excited… Every single item he finds He gets to the greeting card Welcome to Fresno The Chamber of Commerce Hell yeah that’s what I’m saying They know how to hook a brother up Then we feel him flip the card over Cause his voice changed He’s like yeah man I can’t believe they… What the fuck? Next thing we hear… Racist Bastards! When we heard racist bastards We lost it We’re like AAAHHH!! Aw we got him! We got him good We’re making noise in the hallway Housekeeping is freaking out Shhhhh We had to chill her out… We couldn’t take it We’re laughing, we’re crying We knock on the door He yells Who is it?! Too easy… Chamber of Commerce This fool runs over to the door Opens it and he’s got his fists up Like he’s gonna get crazy And he sees Martin and I and he’s like Aw! Damn! Aw I knew it! I knew it! Wassup G? Did you like your basket? Man, that was messed up Did you like it? Mother fucker, I love all that shit I ain’t gonna lie man… Another two seconds I’d have been looking for a white girl in that basket player How could you do that man? How would you like it if I did that to
you Gabe? I go what do you mean? Yeah how would you like it If I had the maid over there bring yo ass A piñata… And that sucka was full of candy and nachos and chimichangas… And tacos and burritos and a blanket with a big ass bottle of tequila What would you say? Thank you!

100 thoughts on ““RACIST? OR FUNNY? Gift Basket Prank” – Gabriel Iglesias (uncensored)

  1. Well. Those kind of stereotypes sre actually harmless, and actually fun! Theyre giving what they likely like, so.. yeah! Bring me that maple syrup with pancakes, a hockey game ticket, snow shoes and a red flannel and I'm gonna tell you "Youre an idiot" while laughing and enjoying it! Pumkin spice latte too, brother!

  2. greek gift basket:
    pitogyro
    frape
    cigarettes
    sunglasses
    tsipouro
    raky
    a bottle of olive oil
    feta
    a collection of songs from Greek traditional music from the last 50 to 60 years
    a cross
    a picture of Jesus, holy Mary or the saint they are named after
    beads
    and of course a bill with a detailed description of Greece's
    D E B T

  3. Que esta pasando aya, que andan asiendo que shhhh no me cayes hijo de tu pinche madre pinche gordo cabron te voy agarar con la escoba πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€£ that hade dead

  4. LolπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜„πŸ˜„πŸ˜„πŸ˜„πŸ˜„πŸ˜„πŸ˜„πŸ˜„πŸ˜„πŸ˜„πŸ˜„πŸ˜„πŸ˜„πŸ˜„

  5. as a Canadian , this is the funniest thing i ever heard! not racist at all πŸ˜› all you all need Jesus christ hahah love that line!

  6. WTF ITS FUNNY β€˜β€™*breathes hard* IM SHOOT THOSE BITCHES’’!πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜…

  7. Calls audience member a racist asshole for bringing up πŸ‰ proceeds to say he put a personal πŸ‰ in basket

  8. 9 years late for a comment but… who the hell doesn’t like fried chicken and koolaid?

    I’m half asian, half white, if you gave me a basket that included fried rice and starbucks I would devour it all in about 5 seconds.

  9. Yeh Mr. Big guy they should zoom in bit more as u r only center of attention. Love you Mr big, its true compliment and hope you don't mind me.

  10. I want a racist gift basket! Give me Copenhagen, Coors light, a bowhunting magazine, ranch dressing and a bag of potatoes.

  11. Racism Was So Offensive Back In The Day When Slavery Was Going On But Now In 2019 Racism Is Pure Comedy And Entertainment I'm White And I Have A Few Black Friends And I Crack Em Up With A Few Racist Jokes The Only Thing That's Offensive Is Saying The N Word That's An Insult Regarding Slavery Only Black People Are Allowed To Say It To Each Other Because They Went Through Slavery But My Personal Opinion Is That Black People Are Cool Asf

  12. I like fried chicken. I offered it to a black lady friend and she got offended. I honestly did not know. What a snowflake.

  13. I can never understand the whole oh black people love fried chicken thing. People in every Ethnicity loves fried chicken not just black people.

  14. Gotta love that supermarket manager, very helpful. Sad, sick, and funny thing: I bet a lot of supermarket managers could do that….for virtually any race/kind of person.

  15. You are neck and neck with Kevin Hart, well at least to me this was the greatest shit I have seen in my life

  16. 7:16 when you’re playing with your friends online and your Mexican mom comes in the room with a laundry basket

  17. "Mexican Americans" ~ Cheech & Chong: I grew up on this stuff!
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LLqqZmNFa_A

  18. I was drinking MTN DEW
    I started laughing
    It is all over me πŸ˜‚
    1 like= saving me from choking on MTN DEW

  19. Dude, how do you still have this video up without getting flagged in 2019? Seriously, with your light skin tone, someone might have claimed you were white and privileged and you would have gotten flack for it by now! I don't mean any insult because you were hilarious!

  20. Dude it's definitely on YouTube people using that as memes for everything and seriously freaking God that's as bad as when I scared the s*** out of a friend of mine.

  21. I'm thinking to much but imagine this:

    German basket:
    Green basket full of wurst, mashed potatoes, sourcrout, beer, and a little card that says "For a true German" and the inside of the card says "Not those bastards with brown hair and eyes"

    Italian basket:
    A red basket stuffed with Spaghetti, Pizza, Tomatoes, Chesses, Garlic, a book labeled "How to pick up Bella's", and a card that says "For those with a Tomato problem"

    Japanese basket:
    A white basket filled with manga, anime CDs, sake, mochi, a body pillow, tea boxes, ramen and a red card that says "How come your girls look cuter in 2d?"

    Mexican basket:
    A colorful basket stuffed with churros, tequila, salsa, nachos, a sombre, and a card that says "To those from New Spain" but cross out the new Spain and put "Mexico" under it

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *