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Really Funny Dad Jokes


– Oh my God, hi, I’m really excited about today’s episode because
we’re doing dad jokes! R.I.P. boiled water, you will be mist! (laughs) That’s so good! I don’t trust stairs, they’re
always up to something. (laughs) If you want a job in the
moisturizing industry, the best advice I can give
you is to apply daily. (laughs) I hate perforated lines,
they’re tear-able. (laughs) When my wife told me to stop
impersonating a flamingo, I had to put my foot down. (laughs) What do you call a can of soup
that eats other cans of soup? A cannibal. It’s actually really funny. It’s not funny when you read it, but when you say it, it’s really good. Wanna hear a joke about construction? Nah, I’m still working on it. You heard the rumor going
around about butter? Never mind, I shouldn’t spread it. What concert only costs 45 cents? (laughs) (coughs) (bleeps) This is great! Oh my God, this is so good! Okay, let me do it again. What concert only costs 45 cents? 50 Cent featuring Nickelback. (laughs) What do they call Miley Cyrus in Europe? (laughs) This one is so shit, it’s funny! Kilometery Cyrus. What’s Forrest Gump’s Facebook password? 1Forrest1. I have kleptomania. Sometimes when it gets really bad, I take something for it. If a child refuses to take a nap, he is resisting arrest. (laughs) What’s the difference
between a hippo and a Zippo? One is really heavy, the
other is a little lighter. What does a house wear? Oh, address. (laughs) A furniture store keeps calling me, but all I wanted was a one night stand. (laughs) I ruined it, I ruined the delivery. But all I wanted was one nightstand. (laughs) That’s so good! Why does Peter Pan always fly? (laughs) Because he Neverlands. (gasps) I gave all my dead batteries
away today free of charge. (laughs) There’s just some that are so good! How do you drown a hipster? (laughs) In the mainstream. (laughs) Nostalgia isn’t what it used to be. (laughs) Why couldn’t the bicycle
stand up by itself? (laughs) This one’s so shit. (laughs) (mumbles) I can’t breathe. Why couldn’t the bicycle
stand up by itself? It was two-tired. (laughs)

100 thoughts on “Really Funny Dad Jokes

  1. 🀣…. so refreshing! what better start to the day! watching you crack up makes this even better…. I love when you shit yourself with laughter… hope you're well stocked on depends….
    keep the jokes coming!!

  2. DeadπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚I think your laugh is funnier than the jokes ChristianπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  3. My favourite joke of all time:

    I still remember the last thing my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket.

    "How far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

  4. I got all of of your jokes. Ha hah ha love it. For a new video idea you could do story time with Trish. That needs to happen

  5. You laughing made this video so much better πŸ˜‚ Although my dad and I always go through dad jokes whenever we hang out. Shittest one wins πŸ˜‚. They're great!

  6. Your laugh was what made this video for me. You really made my day because I could legit feel your amusement and joy with that laugh. You are awesome. Also dad jokes are a favorite for me. My boyfriend loves telling them at random times and gets me EVERY time lol.

  7. Omgoodness LMFAO @Christian Hull … I just discovered you today! I think you're completely awesome and a total riot! Thank you sweetheart! πŸ’–πŸ˜ŽπŸ’–

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