Laughter is the Best Medicine

Red Dead Redemption 2 Funny Moments

“Aim weapon” or “Take map”​Just give me the map, I don’t have a gun​I only have a knife​This is a crocodile​You guys think I can ta-​I’m gonna take it on​Oh​Good luck, I hope you can beat the crocodile​Aaaaah!​
​​​Good luck, I hope you can beat the crocodile​
​​​Good luck, I hope you can beat the crocodile​
​​​Good luck, I hope you can beat the crocodile​
I never-​Ahhhhhhh!​Ahhhhhhh!​Are… Are you winning against the crocodile?​Man, I’m so lost​Oh! Oh!​What?!​I didn’t know you could jump, horsey​Now I’m stuck in a bush​Man, this is horrible​I think I failed​AAAAAH!​
​​​Ah, press B to open your satchel​
Ah, press B to open your satchel​Ahhhhhh​Louis!​Could you help me get to that place?​I need to try and get to…​Did you fall in a river?​
​​​Let me get-​
I’m sorry​No, I’ve been following the river​I’m really sorry​
​​​No, I’ve been following the river​
Aw f*ck​lol​Was there a river?​Aw, now I’m in trouble​I think it’s randomized​
​​​Aw, now I’m in trouble​
Oh, OK​I was probably not supposed to do that​Oh no​A lawman?​What?! What did I do?​What did I do?​I didn’t do anything!​I just looked at them​I just looked at-​“Disturbing the peace”?​I didn’t do anything​Why…​OK, I’m going to skin this wolf​I’m sorry, mister​I’m gonna-​OK, OK​I got some stuff​lol​No, why did you put it on my horse?​
Oh god, Subtitles​
lol​Aww, that’s gross​
lol​I fell off my horse​I have to pick up the corpse​lol​Subtitles​
lol​lol​Yeah​lol​How did you do that?​
lol​I’m so sorry​
I’m so sorry ×2​
I’m so sorry ×2​I didn’t see you, it’s dark​lol​
​​​I didn’t see you, it’s dark​
Oh, Pending, what are you doing?​Oh​
​​​Oh, Pending, what are you doing?​
I thought we needed to get that wagon​No…​lol​Pending​
​​​See, I knew that would happen​
That’s why I stopped​Can we- Wait, who’s this?​That’s Pending. I don’t know what he’s still doing​Well, come in Pending​
​​​That’s Pending. I don’t know what he’s still doing​
Well, come in Pending​
​​​We only have 9 minutes, come on​
Pending, hurry, press E​Pending, get on the… in the wagon​E?​
​​​Pending, get on the… in the wagon​
​​​Pending, get on the… in the wagon​
Hello​It’s OK, Jay King​
​​​Can I… Can I please sleep here?​
Ahhh!​I ended up choking him, I’m so sorry​I’m ​​so ​sorry, ​I’m ​so ​sorry, ​I’m ​so ​sorry​I didn’t mean to​I am so sorry​I am so sorry ×2​I didn’t mean to ×2​I just meant to talk to him​You are the worst outlaw​lol​
​​​I’m so sorry ×3​
I lost honor for attacking him?​I didn’t mean to ×3​Maybe if you didn’t grab at his throat​I just meant to talk to him, not grab and choke him​It was an accident​Can I just, like, dip myself in here and cry​Get on your horses​This isn’t gonna work​Oh, I ended up picking up a dead body​No, this is fine​
​​​Oh, I ended up picking up a dead body​
Wait! You forgot me​The mac and cheese is more important​No, I was- I was picking up a dead body​I didn’t mean to​Get to the…​lol​
​​​Nah, we keep going​
Moe cry​Wait up please​I want to be with you guys​lol​OK​
​​​I’m ready​
All right​Oh no​
lol​lol​There we go​
Everything’s fine now​
Ah, ah f*ck​Please wait for me, friends​I’m getting better at this game​You’re not, um… colored. Hold on​Owwww!​
​​​You’re not, um… colored. Hold on​
lol​Did I hit you?​Pending, Pending​Let’s go take his body and bring it to the butcher​Let’s see what happens​Ah, OK​Why are you making Pending carry the corpse?​Why not?​Hello Mr. Butcher​I think you’re…​
​​​Hello Mr. Butcher​
All right​Will it take him?​
​​​I don’t have-​
I don’t have the option to interact with the butcher right now​Is he- oh​
​​​I don’t have the option to interact with the butcher right now​
Is he- oh​Well, you can put it on your horse​lol​lol​lol​
lol​Am I going the right way or the wrong way?​
​​​I don’t know, look at- look at the map​
Press M​lol​Oh, is that you?​Yes. Don’t- Don’t-​
​​​Oh, wait, wait I see you​
Don’t run over me​I said, don’t run over me!​lol​
​​​Stop moving​
Time to look for the button for-​lol​
lol​What the f*ck is this?​
lol​lol​lol​lol​Come on man​
lol​The wailing screeches of the damned​lol​
​​​The wailing screeches of the damned​
I see- I see the camp​First…​Why are you…​Pending, why are you standing in the middle of the open?​Not crouched​
​​​Did I not?​
Are one of you Subtitles? No, neither of you are Subtitles​You could probably steal one​
​​​Are one of you Subtitles? No, neither of you are Subtitles​
You wanna steal one with me?​Ah, OK​lol​Ah, this horse hit me​
And then I’m trying to remember what the other was​lol​
​​​And then I’m trying to remember what the other was​
I’m gonna go from the front​Oh, we’re supposed to shoot?​I died​lol​Panting Moe noises​Gotta go here, gotta go here​What’s this white thing over here?​That’s called cum​What?​lol​Panting Moe noises​It’s so fast​Louis, can you get here?​Go to a fast travel station​Ohhh​
​​​It says “fast travel” on there​
I- I never knew that​
​​​Let’s assume-​
Let’s assume that I don’t have a horse and I’m nowhere near a fast travel​lol​
​​​Where is Subtitles?​
Louis, you’re out in the rain​Come here boy​Let’s go find you…​Wait, why is there a dead body here?​Hey​Dead hooker​Oh wait, is the chat private?​I don’t think it is​Oh, it’s quiet​They won’t accuse me of killing her, right?​
​​​Oh, it’s quiet​
Um​No, I didn’t do anything!​I didn’t do it​I didn’t do it ×2​It was just a dead body here​I just wanted to carry a dead body around me​What?​What happened?​I dunno​
​​​Did, did no one else hear that?​
Did, did no one else hear that?​No​
He just kicked him​
​​​Did someone…​
lol​Someone just​
​​​It’s not my horse​
lol​Oh wait, these aren’t you guys, these are random people​OK​lol​Wow, good job​
​​​You mistake them for randos​
Yeah​I just picked up the dead body and put it on their horse and left​lol​Oh, it’s my deer​Kiiiiill!​Get off my deer​
Get off my deer​
Noooo​lol​Stooop!​lol​You’re such a jerk​lol​Oh​
Oh​lol​Grrr​lol​That’s why​Wait, who are you?​Are you the blonde b*tch?​I’m…​No, I’m the one circling around​Over here​Wait, I don’t see you​
​​​Over here​
Oh​lol​Goddammit, Pending​
lol​I’m going to kill your horse​Don’t kill Subtitles​Oh, that wasn’t even me​That was the blonde girl​Someone shot your horse?​
​​​That was the blonde girl​
Yeah​Someone killed Subtitles​lol​All right, help me​Oh, what do I do?​Oh, shoot? OK​Shoot!​
​​​Oh, shoot? OK​
Hold up, I’m eating berries​Goddammit​I’m sorry​OK, there’s a red thing over here​Jogging Moe noises​At least this time I actually have my horse​Running Moe noises​If someone wasn’t eating berries​Panicking Moe noises​Wait, who’s with me?​Oh, they’re gone​
​​​Wait, who’s with me?​
I am​When did you get on me?​*gasp* Train!​Yep​Running Moe noises​Jumping Moe noise​*gasp*​Yeah!​Oh…​This was-​lol​lol​
I…​I was so proud too​lol​Yeah, no it looks very cool​Yeah​
​​​You look kinda psycho, Kill​
​​​Are we all on this train?​
Let me look at you, Pending​Oh yeah, yeah​
​​​Let me look at you, Pending​
You look like a clean boy​That’s the douche​
​​​You look like a clean boy​
​​​Thank you​
Let’s go​
​​​But I’ve seen some things​
​​​Mainly my own death many times​
Mainly my own death many times​Why…​Are you guys shooting at me? I can’t tell​We’re shooting at the horse​Is that-​
​​​That’s me​
Oh, that’s you?​Wait​
​​​Oh, that’s you?​
He’s on the train​
​​​He is on the train​
He’s right next to you​
​​​I thought that was you​
He’s right next to you​
He’s standing ​​right beside you​
​​​I thought that was you​
​​​You dumbf*ck​
You didn’t say​I did!​
​​​You didn’t say​
I did!​
​​​I can’t see your user-​
Oh, yeah, I can’t see your username​lol​
​​​Oh, yeah, I can’t see your username​
Oh, yeah, I can’t see your username​lol​Yeah, I, I killed him​
I got 5 experience for murder​Nice​Everyone was shooting at me,​including my own gang who can’t hit me​lol​
​​​including my own gang who can’t hit me​
Oh, that’s why you weren’t getting hurt​I-​
​​​Oh, that’s why you weren’t getting hurt​
Oh, that’s why you weren’t getting hurt​Yeah, I was, like, wow,​either I must be a really bad shot​Get on​Don’t run him over​I’m sorry​
​​​Don’t run him over​
That was his-​I’m sorry, that was his fault​That was​​not ​his fault​lol​
​​​That was​not ​his fault​
​​​Do not try to blame that on the NPC​
lol​I watched that happen​lol​Imma go play​lol​That didn’t work out in my favor​lol​
​​​That didn’t work out in my favor​

65 thoughts on “Red Dead Redemption 2 Funny Moments

  1. I guess you played it early on PC release of the game… But with JP Voice dub since it could be the best anime!!! 😇✌🏻

  2. Oof, first time on this channel, i mean i sub this long time ago but seems i forgot the notif bell. well that sucks, i love this voice.

  3. Here are the friends I play with if you want to check their stuff out.
    Canadian Giraffe:

  4. Glad to see you were enjoying yourselves with this!
    I might have to switch to the PC port, now that I've seen how much more stable the online is for it.

  5. Man, this video was super relatable. I hate when I try to talk to someone and accidentally end up choking them to death! Glad you know my plight, Moe!

  6. The silliness is reminiscent of Blazing Saddles. The only thing missing was either Moe or Pending punching out a horse unconscious.

  7. Thanks for uploading this Moe. This is great cuz not all of of us are able to watch the stream on time or is able to keep watching when you're streaming online. And also not all of ur fans have twitch acc. 😊

  8. The Wild West better watch out, Outlaw Moe and her gang are in town and they're completely clueless! She has a $1,000 dollar bounty for being too cute!

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