“Aim weapon” or “Take map”Just give me the map, I don’t have a gunI only have a knifeThis is a crocodileYou guys think I can ta-I’m gonna take it onOhGood luck, I hope you can beat the crocodileAaaaah!
Good luck, I hope you can beat the crocodileKyaaaa
Good luck, I hope you can beat the crocodilelol
Good luck, I hope you can beat the crocodileI never-Ahhhhhhh!Ahhhhhhh!Are… Are you winning against the crocodile?Man, I’m so lostOh! Oh!What?!I didn’t know you could jump, horseyNow I’m stuck in a bushMan, this is horribleI think I failedAAAAAH!
Ah, press B to open your satchelAh, press B to open your satchelAhhhhhhLouis!Could you help me get to that place?I need to try and get to…Did you fall in a river?
Let me get-I’m sorryNo, I’ve been following the riverI’m really sorry
No, I’ve been following the riverAw f*cklolWas there a river?Aw, now I’m in troubleI think it’s randomized
Aw, now I’m in troubleOh, OKI was probably not supposed to do thatOh noA lawman?What?! What did I do?What did I do?I didn’t do anything!I just looked at themI just looked at-“Disturbing the peace”?I didn’t do anythingWhy…OK, I’m going to skin this wolfI’m sorry, misterI’m gonna-OK, OKI got some stufflolNo, why did you put it on my horse?
lolOh god, Subtitles
lollolAww, that’s gross
lollolI fell off my horseI have to pick up the corpselolSubtitles
PendinglollolYeahlolHow did you do that?
lollolI’m so sorry
lolI’m so sorry ×2
lolI’m so sorry ×2I didn’t see you, it’s darklol
I didn’t see you, it’s darkOh, Pending, what are you doing?Oh
Oh, Pending, what are you doing?I thought we needed to get that wagonNo…lolPending
See, I knew that would happenThat’s why I stoppedCan we- Wait, who’s this?That’s Pending. I don’t know what he’s still doingWell, come in Pending
That’s Pending. I don’t know what he’s still doingWell, come in Pending
We only have 9 minutes, come onPending, hurry, press EPending, get on the… in the wagonE?
Pending, get on the… in the wagonlol
Pending, get on the… in the wagonlol
SorryHelloIt’s OK, Jay King
Can I… Can I please sleep here?Ahhh!I ended up choking him, I’m so sorryI’m so sorry, I’m so sorry, I’m so sorryI didn’t mean toI am so sorryI am so sorry ×2I didn’t mean to ×2I just meant to talk to himYou are the worst outlawlol
I’m so sorry ×3I lost honor for attacking him?I didn’t mean to ×3Maybe if you didn’t grab at his throatI just meant to talk to him, not grab and choke himIt was an accidentCan I just, like, dip myself in here and cryGet on your horsesThis isn’t gonna workOh, I ended up picking up a dead bodyNo, this is fine
Oh, I ended up picking up a dead bodyWait! You forgot meThe mac and cheese is more importantNo, I was- I was picking up a dead bodyI didn’t mean toGet to the…lol
Nah, we keep goingMoe cryWait up pleaseI want to be with you guyslolOK
I’m readyAll rightOh no
lollollolThere we go
lolEverything’s fine now
lolAh, ah f*ckPlease wait for me, friendsI’m getting better at this gameYou’re not, um… colored. Hold onOwwww!
You’re not, um… colored. Hold onlolDid I hit you?Pending, PendingLet’s go take his body and bring it to the butcherLet’s see what happensAh, OKWhy are you making Pending carry the corpse?Why not?Hello Mr. ButcherI think you’re…
Hello Mr. ButcherAll rightWill it take him?
I don’t have-I don’t have the option to interact with the butcher right nowIs he- oh
I don’t have the option to interact with the butcher right nowIs he- ohWell, you can put it on your horselollollol
lollolAm I going the right way or the wrong way?
I don’t know, look at- look at the mapPress MlolOh, is that you?Yes. Don’t- Don’t-
Oh, wait, wait I see youDon’t run over meI said, don’t run over me!lol
Stop movingTime to look for the button for-lol
lollolWhat the f*ck is this?
lollollollollolCome on man
lollolThe wailing screeches of the damnedlol
The wailing screeches of the damnedI see- I see the campFirst…Why are you…Pending, why are you standing in the middle of the open?Not crouched
Did I not?Are one of you Subtitles? No, neither of you are SubtitlesYou could probably steal one
Are one of you Subtitles? No, neither of you are SubtitlesYou wanna steal one with me?Ah, OKlolAh, this horse hit me
lolAnd then I’m trying to remember what the other waslol
And then I’m trying to remember what the other waslol
lolI’m gonna go from the frontOh, we’re supposed to shoot?I diedlolPanting Moe noisesGotta go here, gotta go hereWhat’s this white thing over here?That’s called cumWhat?lolPanting Moe noisesIt’s so fastLouis, can you get here?Go to a fast travel stationOhhh
It says “fast travel” on thereI- I never knew that
Let’s assume-Let’s assume that I don’t have a horse and I’m nowhere near a fast travellol
Where is Subtitles?Louis, you’re out in the rainCome here boyLet’s go find you…Wait, why is there a dead body here?HeyDead hookerOh wait, is the chat private?I don’t think it isOh, it’s quietThey won’t accuse me of killing her, right?
Oh, it’s quietUmNo, I didn’t do anything!I didn’t do itI didn’t do it ×2It was just a dead body hereI just wanted to carry a dead body around meWhat?What happened?I dunno
Did, did no one else hear that?Did, did no one else hear that?No
lolHe just kicked him
Did someone…lolSomeone just
It’s not my horselolOh wait, these aren’t you guys, these are random peopleOKlolWow, good job
You mistake them for randosYeahI just picked up the dead body and put it on their horse and leftlolOh, it’s my deerKiiiiill!Get off my deer
Kiiiiill!Get off my deer
lolNoooololStooop!lolYou’re such a jerklolOh
lolOhlolGrrrlolThat’s whyWait, who are you?Are you the blonde b*tch?I’m…No, I’m the one circling aroundOver hereWait, I don’t see you
Over hereOhlolGoddammit, Pending
lollolI’m going to kill your horseDon’t kill SubtitlesOh, that wasn’t even meThat was the blonde girlSomeone shot your horse?
That was the blonde girlYeahSomeone killed SubtitleslolAll right, help meOh, what do I do?Oh, shoot? OKShoot!
Oh, shoot? OKHold up, I’m eating berriesGoddammitI’m sorryOK, there’s a red thing over hereJogging Moe noisesAt least this time I actually have my horseRunning Moe noisesIf someone wasn’t eating berriesPanicking Moe noisesWait, who’s with me?Oh, they’re gone
Wait, who’s with me?I amWhen did you get on me?*gasp* Train!YepRunning Moe noisesJumping Moe noise*gasp*Yeah!Oh…This was-lollol
lolI…I was so proud toololYeah, no it looks very coolYeah
You look kinda psycho, KillMmhmm
Are we all on this train?Let me look at you, PendingOh yeah, yeah
Let me look at you, PendingYou look like a clean boyThat’s the douche
You look like a clean boyOh
Thank youLet’s go
But I’ve seen some thingslol
Mainly my own death many timesMainly my own death many timesWhy…Are you guys shooting at me? I can’t tellWe’re shooting at the horseIs that-
That’s meOh, that’s you?Wait
Oh, that’s you?He’s on the train
He is on the trainHe’s right next to you
I thought that was youHe’s right next to you
OhhhhHe’s standing right beside you
I thought that was youlol
You dumbf*ckYou didn’t sayI did!
You didn’t sayI did!
I can’t see your user-Oh, yeah, I can’t see your usernamelol
Oh, yeah, I can’t see your usernameOh, yeah, I can’t see your usernamelolYeah, I, I killed him
lolI got 5 experience for murderNiceEveryone was shooting at me,including my own gang who can’t hit melol
including my own gang who can’t hit meOh, that’s why you weren’t getting hurtI-
Oh, that’s why you weren’t getting hurtOh, that’s why you weren’t getting hurtYeah, I was, like, wow,either I must be a really bad shotGet onDon’t run him overI’m sorry
Don’t run him overThat was his-I’m sorry, that was his faultThat wasnot his faultlol
That wasnot his faultlol
Do not try to blame that on the NPClolI watched that happenlolImma go playlolThat didn’t work out in my favorlol
That didn’t work out in my favor