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riverdale | crack #3


I really do appreciate the support you all give me. It really means alot. Not trying to get all emotional Now, are you familiar with the gear shift? You mean, the PRNDL? The What? The PRNDL. You referring to the shift level that says PRNDL? I’m not a child, Moseby. I know how to spell PRNDL. Too soon? I was hoping… …Maybe you could talk to Archie… …Maybe he could convince Fred to sell? Yeah, sure Mom, no problem… …I’ll just sexually manipulate Archie into doing my bidding. As long as you’re in control. You Motherf***ing, dried up, saggy t***ed wench of a woman… …Masquerading as a sadistic, narcissistic piece of s***. I’m sorry, Cheryl. Sorry, Cheryl Bombshell… …My Speciality’s Ice. Daddy!! Valerie? Boy Bye! Your Thirsty Ass! No, you cannot have my number! All you want is my body! All you wanna do is hurt me! SHE CAME TO HIS HOUSE!! Do you guys need anything? Some snacks? A Condom? Let me know, oh! God Love Ya! Too dark? Oh MY GOD, THIS IS MY SONG!! OH MY GOD!! *Every Riverdale Fan now*

100 thoughts on “riverdale | crack #3

  1. the frozen reference though XD great job keep it up
    "sorry cheryl bombshell my speciality ice!" *elsa appears with veronica head *

  2. Honestly not a huge Varchie shipper… they move too fast. But Bughead all the frickin way so if they're occupied then good

  3. 2:25 so i have shipped veronica and archie since the start so this is very exciting for me. they are rushing it tho. like, bughead went out for at least a week or so before the trailer scene. varchie, however are like a few hours of OFFICIALLY dating and BOOM right in there. just saying.

  4. "MM WHATCHA SAY" I started crying fRED DIDNT DESERVE THIS DAMMIT JE WAS THE ONLY PURE AND GOOD CHARCTER

  5. Omg when u did my love by sia and believer by imagine dragons I sang my heart out 😂(even though my love had no words I sang 😂)

  6. THE MOMENT WHEN CHERYL WAS BURNING HER HOUSE DOWN AND YOU ADDED THAT MEME IT KILLED ME BECAUSE THATS WHAT I IMAGINED WHILE WATCHING IT AND MY FRIEND WAS JUDGING ME FOR LAUGHING SHE PAUSED IT WAS LIKE " anna this is a sad scene don't laugh," and i showed her the meme😂

  7. Me rn:
    It's summer and earlier this day i made jugheads beanie so rn i am in my bed in a beanie sweting, feeling disgusted on my growing pimble and watches everysingle riverdale crack video on yt.

    "i am a weirdo i mean have you ever seen me without this stupid hat on?"

  8. I'm still so shocked that it went from innocent little comics about some dorky highschool kid to murder, sex, and everyone is crazy hot. It blows my mind, but I'm not complaining.

  9. OML maybe you can talk to Archie
    Yeah I’ll just sexually manipulate Archie into doing my bidding
    As long as your in control
    WTF BITCH

  10. Guys this is the biggest plot twist ever but remember that scene where there is a vughead kiss and Jughead said bughead what happens if he was referring to burger x jughead

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