What’s up, hottie? What did you call me? Hottie. -What’s wrong with you?
-What’s wrong with me? -Who did you call hottie?
-You my love! Since when
do you call me hottie? -What do you mean?
-Why did you tell me hottie? Because I saw you
and you looked hot. Oh, yes, surely, with this belly,
I’m really hot! I’m fat! -Who the fuck do you call that?
-Nobody, love. -It was just affection.
-Affection no. Affection like this is for
your little sluts, “hottie”. -Tell me who do you call that!
-Nobody, love. Stop lying. You call me “pretty,”
you don’t call me “hottie”. But today I didn’t say “pretty”,
forgive me, love. -Why didn’t you call me “pretty”?
-I don’t know. I don’t know. Because you were surely
thinking of someone, you bastard. No, there is nobody else.
Pretty, listen to me. Will you call me “pretty” or will
you call me “hottie”. Choose! -You’re pretty and hottie.
-Don’t call me “hottie” again. What the hell. What? Surely, you call
your little whores like that. -What whores?
-Tamara. -Tamara who?
-The bumpy slut, all stiff. -Ah, Valeria…
-Valeria, Tamara, who cares. Looks like a transvestite
from Veracruz, so you know, she’s a whore. There’s nothing wrong
about being a transvestite. Now you defend transvestites? Do you like transvestites?
Since when? So petty little taste you have!
And I? Nothing interesting. That’s why
you don’t like me at all, because you like transvestites,
all nasty. Now you are very respectful,
the lord of the transvestites. Can we forget all this
and watch TV? Listen to me.
I’m gonna gain 50 pounds and you’ll never call me
“hottie” again And I’m going to be grubby,
dirty, filthy, just to fuck with you
and you’ll say: “Oh, honey, I don’t care.” Because I’m too much of a woman
to you. You can’t handle me! Love, you could be gigantic,
and I would love you still. -Seriously?
-Yes. Well… Come here. Pass me the remote, Valeria. What? Pretty.
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