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Sean Spicer Press Conference Cold Open (Melissa McCarthy) – SNL


>>WE NOW GO LIVE TO THE DAILY
WHITE HOUSE PRESS BRIEFING WITH PRESS SECRETARY SEAN SPICER.
>>SIT DOWN. SIT DOWN.
SIT DOWN. FIRST I’D LIKE TO ANNOUNCE I
WILL AM CALM NOW. I WILL REMAIN CALM NOW AS LONG
AS YOU — SONS OF A — I’M NOT GOING TO DO THAT.
THAT IS THE OLD SPICY. THIS IS THE NEW SPICY.
I AM TOLD TO CUT DOWN ON THE GUM CHEWING.
I AM NOW LIMITING MY — MYSELF TO ONE SLICE A DAY.
I WILL ENJOY MY ONE AND ONLY. AND YOU CAN JUST SIT AND WATCH.
I WILL BE BACK TO PICK YOU UP LATER.
NOW I WOULD LIKE TO BEGIN WITH THE PRESIDENT’S SCHEDULE.
3:00 P.M., PRESIDENT TRUMP WILL MEET WITH THE LEADER FROM
CENTRAL, CENTRAL ASIA. PRESIDENT — OH, BOY.
AMAGA — TO DISCUSS REST AND UNREST IN —
KAZAKHSTAN. SPECIFICALLY, SPECIFICALLY IN
IN ADABADA — ADABADA — AND SO WRITE THAT.
THEY WILL ALSO JOINED BY HIS WIFE.
YOU KNOW WHAT? I’M GOING TO TAKE A PASS ON IT.
I AM JUST GOING TO CALL HER CONNIE.
ALL RIGHT. OKAY.
DID THAT. NOW I’M GOING TO OPEN THIS UP
FOR QUESTIONS. AND I AM GOING TO COMPLETELY
>>I JUST WANT TO KNOW WHAT THE PRESIDENT INTENDS TO DO NOW THAT
THE APPEALS COURT DENIED HIS REQUEST TO STOP THE TRAVEL BAN?
AWE.>>YOU’RE TESTING ME BIG GUY.
IT’S SIMPLE. IF THE APPEALS COURT WON’T DO
WHAT’S RIGHT, PRESIDENT TRUMP WILL SEE THEM IN COURT.
SPECIFICALLY, THE PEOPLE’S COURT.
>>THAT ISN’T REAL.>>DUH, THAT ISN’T REAL.
I’M GLENN. IT IS REAL, GLENN.
IT SAYS THAT RIGHT BEFORE EACH TAPE, GLENN.
THE CASES ARE REAL. THE RULINGS ARE FINAL.
DON’T — WITH ME GLEN. NEXT QUESTION, LET’S GO TO THIS
TURKEY.>>THE PRESIDENT HAS SAID THERE
SHOULD BE A TEST TO SEE IF IMMIGRANTS TRULY LOVE AMERICA.
WHAT WOULD THAT TEST EVEN BE?>>EASY AS EXTREME VETTING.
>>YEAH, WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?>>WHAT DOES IT MEAN?
IT MEANS THAT IT IS EXTREME. SPICY IS GOING TO EXPLAIN IT
STOW YOU DUMB BABIES CAN UNDERSTAND IT.
SO I GUESS I WILL WON’T USE MY BIG WORDS.
I’M GOING TO HAVE TO USE MY DOLLY.
READY FOR DOLLY. SO YOU CAN UNDERSTAND WHAT IS
GOING ON. HERE IT IS HOW IT IS GOING TO GO
DOWN. YOU HAVE YOUR TSA AGENT RIGHT
HERE. AND YOU HAVE BARBIE COMING IN.
NICE AMERICAN GIRL. BACK FROM A DREAM VACATION.
WE KNOW SHE IS OKAY, BECAUSE SHE IS BLOND.
AND SO SHE GETS IN. EASY.
WE UNDERSTAND THAT. PERFECT.
NOW, WHO IS UP NEXT? UH-OH.
UH-OH, IT’S MOANA. WHOA, SLOW YOUR ROLL, HONEY.
AND THEN WE ARE GOING TO PAT HER DOWN.
AND THEN WE ARE GOING TO READ HER E-MAILS.
IF WE DON’T LIKE THE ANSWERS, WHICH WE WON’T.
BOOM, GUANTANAMO BAY. ALL RIGHT, LET’S GO!
NEXT QUESTION! UH YES.
YES.>>EARLIER THIS WEEK YOU SAID
THERE WAS A TERRORIST ATTACK IN ATLANTA.
>>YES. BECAUSE I SAID THAT.
YOU WROTE IT. WHEN I SAID IT WRONG, YOU GUYS
SHOULD KNOW WHAT I MEAN. RIGHT OR WRONG.
THAT’S WHY YOU ARE HERE. OBVIOUSLY I MEANT ORLANTA.
>>ORLANDO. YOU KNOW WHAT!
OKAY. LOOK, THE PROBLEM
IS ALL OF THESE TERRORIST INSTANCES AND INCIDENTS THAT YOU
ARE NOT REPORTING ON. OKAY, I HAVE A WHOLE LIST HERE
THAT YOU NEVER EVEN WRITE ABOUT. NEVER COVERED THEM ONCE.
LET’S READ FROM THE LIST OECHLT KAY, THE BOWLING GREEN MASSACRE.
NOT THE KELLYANN ONE, THE REAL ONE.
OKAY, THE HORROR IN SIX FLAGS. OKAY.
THE SLAUGHTER AT FRAGGLEROCK. AND THE NIGHT THEY DROVE OLD
DIXIE DOWN. OKAY?
AND THEN THERE IS THE LIGHT TERRORISM THIS WEEK WHEN
NORDSTROM’S DECIDED TO STOP SELLING IVANKA
TRUMP’S LINE OF CLOTHING AND ACCESSORIES.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] OKAY, THAT’S NORDSTROM’S LOSS.
BECAUSE THESE ARE HIGH, HIGH QUALITY PRODUCTS.
IN FACT, I AM WEARING ONE OF HER BANGLES RIGHT NOW.
IT IS BEAUTIFUL. IT IS SHIMMERY.
IT’S ELEGANT. IT IS $39.99.
IT IS UNBELIEVABLE. UNBELIEVABLE.
DON’T GET ME STARTED ON HER SHOES.
ALL RIGHT. THESE BABIES ARE REAL HEAD
TURNERS NOW. WE HAVE A BRAND NEW ATTORNEY
GENERAL. EVERYONE IS VERY EXCITED ABOUT
HIM. HE IS GOING TO ANSWER SOME
QUESTIONS AS WELL AS HERE WE GO. YEAH!
JEFF SESSIONS. HI.
I JUST WANT TO SAY I APPRECIATE IT, THE FIERCE DEBATE AROUND MY
NOMINATION. LINDSAY GRAHAM CAME IN LIKE A
PORCUPINE. AND THEN MITCH McCONNELL, SWOOP
IN LIKE AN ALLIGATOR. BITE HIS HEAD OFF.
AND WE KNOW THERE ARE TWO KINDS OF CRIME, REGULAR AND BLACK.
>>ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.
CASE MADE. CASE MADE, THANK YOU, SECRETARY
SESSIONS. NOW YOU KNOW WE NEED SOME
ONE HERE TO BRING BACK LAW AND ORDER BECAUSE IN PLACES LIKE
CHICAGO, THE MURDER RATE IS OVER 80%.
80% OF PEOPLE IN CHICAGO HAVE BEEN MURDERED AND ARE DEAD.
THEY’RE DEAD. AND THAT’S ON YOU.
YOU DID THAT.>>YEAH, OKAY.
YOU KNOW WHAT, I’M LOOKING AT THE REAL NUMBERS HERE AND THEY
DIRECTLY CONTRADICT EVERYTHING YOU JUST SAID.
YOU KNOW WHAT THAT WAS? THAT WAS ME BLOWING AWAY THEIR
DISHONESTY. ANY OTHER QUESTIONS?
>>YEAH, UH, JUST MENTALLY THOUGH, ARE YOU OKAY?
>>ARE YOU KIDDING ME? ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
YOU DON’T HAVE A CHANCE! LIVE FROM NEW YORK IT’S SATURDAY
NIGHT!

100 thoughts on “Sean Spicer Press Conference Cold Open (Melissa McCarthy) – SNL

  1. I’m just gona pass on that one, let’s just call her konnie 😭😭😭 destroys me every time πŸ‘πŸΌπŸ‘ŒπŸΌπŸ˜‚

  2. Tom: Yes Diane, apparently the plane hijackings were supposed to be commuted by members of the group called- HOLY SHIT look at all of those vowels- Al QAY-EHA-DAH.

  3. LMAOOOO when the podium started moving β€œare you kidding me” πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  4. Children: Ivanka Trump, Donald Trump Jr., Tiffany Trump, Eric Trump, Barron Trump Trending. HELLO JIZ!

  5. Laughing so hard I’m coughing πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  6. Melissa should go back to comedy. Her tackling drama roles is beyond me. Why give up doing what you do best ?

  7. Probably the most hilarious SNL skit ever produced. Melissa McCarthy is the epitome of comic genius in this role.

  8. I lose it every time she rolls towards them with the podium, I really didn’t expect that the first time I watched this πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜­

  9. It would be really horrible to be Trump's press secretary. Sarah Sanders is complete garbage, just a puppet.

  10. I am a trump supporter, this is gold. 2 years on and I still can't help but laugh at Melissa McCarthy. Very talented comedian.

  11. I miss Spicy 🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣 for the comic material!!!!

  12. My God! This is woman is the 'H' in hilarious. Comedy GOLD! Why hasn't she won an oscar for this performance. I can't stop laughing here.

  13. WOW. Amazing. I mean… It's not like I haven't seen it before, but I will forever be blown away by that performance and by the writing. BRILLIANT. Well done, SNL. πŸ˜€ And thank you, Melissa McCarthy, you genius human!

  14. Oddly enough Jeff Sessions is the only major appointment to escape current administration without ending up in jail or being in bed with the Russians. He recused himself. Did not interfere with the investigation And say what you like, compared to Barr, he almost looks not too bad. I never thought I would say that.

  15. Carl Reiner tweeted this video in between asking for how to acquire some old movie and how to acquire a picture of a jolly roger (pirate) flag. All the responses to that were serious by the way, absolutely genius user base on twitter. "Just type it into google and you'll get many pictures". Just because he's like a hundred years old doesn't mean he's retarded or lost the ability to joke around!

  16. Why do l have a good laugh while watching Melissa but now also like to watch the Real Sean Spicer Old Real White House reports. She helped make Sean a Bigger Laugh then before! Now he just be Himself and joke.πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  17. Anyone else rewatching Melissa McCarthy as Sean Spicer after his debut on Dancing with the Stars? I cannot wait for the Melissa to spoof that

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