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Seth’s Favorite Jokes of the Week: Beautiful Ted, Trump’s National Emergy

♪♪♪♪ -Hey, everybody, that’s Gerry,
I’m Seth. These are our favorite
jokes of the week. The White House
issued a statement today, condemning these
suspicious packages sent to the homes
of the Clintons, former President Obama, and CNN’s New York City
headquarters. Trump has ordered the FBI
to look at several suspects, including the Clintons,
Obama, and CNN. President Trump today blamed
Mexican police and military for failing to stop a caravan of
migrants from entering the U.S., adding, “I have alerted
border patrol and military that this is a national emergy.” [ Laughter ] Yeah, we can’t have
a bunch of people coming in who can’t write in English. [ Laughter ] We’d have to make them all
president. President Trump told reporters
today that he gets along well with Senator Ted Cruz, saying, “He’s not Lyin’ Ted anymore,
he’s Beautiful Ted.” [ Laughter ] Dude, if that’s Beautiful Ted,
then you’re Lyin’ Donald. According to a new poll,
38% of Americans say their finances have improved since President Trump
has taken office, and almost all of them
are liquor-store owners. Singer John Mayer
revealed this week that he has had sex
with around 500 women, to which his waiter replied, “I just asked if you wanted
still or sparkling water.” ♪♪♪♪

14 thoughts on “Seth’s Favorite Jokes of the Week: Beautiful Ted, Trump’s National Emergy

  1. Why is multiculturalism foisted on EVERY White country and ONLY on White countries? Why aren't ANY White countries permitted to maintain their own race and culture? This is not done to any non-White country.
    Assimilation and integration are foisted ONLY on White countries.
    They call this anti-racist, but the end result is the elimination of only one race, the White race.
    Multiculturalism is a codeword for White genocide.
    Anti-racist is a codeword for anti-White.

  2. I just got some weird spam. The spammer offered to sell me likes for my YT comments. It sounds ridiculous but I Googled and discovered that's actually a thing. You really can buy likes. It's insane and desperate but I guess it explains how some of these lamoid serial commenters and their weak comments have mysteriously big numbers. But just how low do you have to be to resort to buying comment likes. Embarrassing stuff.

  3. They are going to add emergy to the dictionary. Here's how it's defined online.
    Emergy is the amount of energy that was consumed in direct and indirect transformations to make a product or service. Emergy is a measure of quality differences between different forms of energy.
    So, is this a "National measure of quality differences between different forms of energy."?

  4. member when Seth broke character looked straight at the screen an said you're so an so from Pennsylvania and you're wanted for kidnapping. well so do other people.
    you're robots, just like me, and my younger sister directly asking me to be murdered as a human sacrifice was just too much to put up with after being gang raped a second time.

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