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Seth’s Favorite Jokes of the Week: Melania Makes a Run for It, Trump’s NFL Tirades

♫♫ -Hey, I´m Seth. That´s Jennifer. These are our
favorite jokes of the week. North Korea said today
that since President Trump has declared war on the country, it has the right to shoot down
United States strategic bombers even when they are not inside
their airspace border. “Oh, no, you don´t”… said Trump to
a black athlete kneeling. Melania Trump this weekend took her first solo trip abroad
as First Lady, and everything was going great until Secret Service found her
and brought her back. Senate republicans announced
today they will not hold a vote on the Graham-Cassidy bill to
repeal and replace Obamacare after they were unable
to secure enough support. But Republicans plan to
come back with a new plan where they just slash the tires
on all the ambulances. After President Trump called
for pro athletes to be fired if they didn´t stand
for the national anthem, Nike released a statement
yesterday in support of athletes and their right
to freedom of expression. Then they introduced a new line
of $400 kneeling shoes. A new study has determined
that people in relationships can detect infidelity
in their partner´s voice, especially when their voice
says, “Oh, you´re home early!” ♫♫

18 thoughts on “Seth’s Favorite Jokes of the Week: Melania Makes a Run for It, Trump’s NFL Tirades

  1. this show is fantastic. it's funnier than the daily show. my favorite trump joke is one I read on craigslist : a stable owner declared: "whenever I see trump on television i'm reminded that the horse's tail needs brushing".

  2. Sending B-52 bombers to fly along the edges of their airspace is old-school cold war hijinks. The Russians did the same and it wasn't uncommon for the two bombers to fly side by side. The Russians would hold up bottles of Pepsi.

  3. Trump has declared war on our own country, the U.S. Kim doesn't need to lift a finger. Trump will take care of things for him.

  4. I have come to the conclusion that without Trump this channel is nowhere. Just look at the views… If the subject isn't about Trump then the views won't even be able to reach 100.000.

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