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Seth’s Favorite Jokes of the Week: Trump Defends Kavanaugh, Presidential Emergency Alerts

-Hey, that’s Jewfon
and I’m Seth, and these are our favorite
jokes of the week. A college classmate of Supreme
Court nominee Brett Kavanaugh has said that he often
saw Kavanaugh “staggering from
alcohol consumption.” That’s nothing. I saw him screaming and crying
at a job interview while totally sober. President Trump defended Supreme Court nominee
Brett Kavanaugh today and said it is “a very scary
time for young men in America,” adding, “you can be accused before you prove
your innocence.” Okay, but that’s usually
the order it goes in. If you call the police
out of nowhere and tell them
you didn’t murder your wife, they’re gonna send a car around. According to ESPN,
the NBA will ban Kanye West’s new
Adidas Yeezy basketball shoe because the material they’re
made out of is too reflective. Not too reflective —
Kanye West. Everyone using a cellphone
in America received a text alert
from President Trump today. “How did he get my number?”
yelled Melania. A flight from Phoenix to Boston
this week was forced to make
an emergency landing after a passenger allegedly
refused to stop doing pull-ups using the plane’s overhead bins. Said flight attendants, “This is why we don’t give you
the full can of Coke.”

30 thoughts on “Seth’s Favorite Jokes of the Week: Trump Defends Kavanaugh, Presidential Emergency Alerts

  1. Ford's ex bf said she lied about fear of flying and about telling anyone and prepping for a polygraph test. So she lied to Congress. #lockherup
    Also When you make a claim it is your responsibility to prove that claim. Zero evidence has been provided. Believing accusers got โ€œwitchesโ€ burned and black boys hung.

  2. The Supreme Court Justices will need to stock up on diapers and warm milk to handle Barf O'Kavanaugh's temper tantrums. He's really going to leave a STAIN on the court.

  3. Mommy. .The Neighbor Keeps Exposing Himself. .
    Well, …. He Said He Didn't. .. So. Keep Quiet and Learn To Live With It. ..
    No Evidence, No Conviction.
    M.A.G.A. ๐Ÿ˜ƒ ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ

  4. Heโ€™s going to be impeached so donโ€™t worry enjoy your ROBE for couple weeks Kavanuagh and trump is next

  5. Maybe it really is a scary time for men right now but it's always been a scary time for women. ๐Ÿ’™

  6. Trumpertantrums don't belong on the Highest Court in the country. Neither do ANTI-SECULAR FORCED BIRTHERS. Vote Blue for Secular Principled Democracy and HUMANITY.
    Theocratic Terrorists are destroying our fundamental Values and Individual Freedoms. My American Dream is FREEDOM FROM RELIGION and RELIGIOUS TYRANNY.

  7. "It's a scary time for men in America…. It is.. it's true.. it's true.. nearly Halloween.. spooky.. spooky stuff, folks. You should see all the vampires we got in here.. Miller's been working on his costume since I started working here.. spooky."

  8. If you want the truth about Trump, go no further than this channel. They can't get 25,000 views on a video unless they mention Trump…then it's 2 million hits. Ha…Trump owns Seth. He wouldn't have a show without him…MAGA

  9. What is the point of Seth Meyers? I mean really what it the point? The fact he has his own talk show remains utterly mystifying to this day. He is about as charismatic as a sandbag; I genuinely can't think of anyone less interesting.

  10. Geeze! How many vacations do these guys get?!? They (Colbert, Meyers, Noah, Bee, etc) weโ€™re just off on Vaca for TWO weeks a little over a month ago and now no Meyers or Colbert again this week!? They get weekends off! That should suffice! What about your fans!?

  11. it's so cool when others comedians and journalists have to stretch themselves to deliver new jokes or information and for Seth every week its just Trump Trump Trump Trump Trump blah blah blah, Trump Trump Trump Trump Trump blah blah blah and another paycheck ๐Ÿ˜‰

  12. I'd like to suggest a topic for your show. How about having fun with tRump's reason for trying to deny refugees asylum. Perhaps he confused the the meaning of the word "Asylum" with that scary place the men in the white coats offered a free tour. I'm sure you could have a lot of fun with this idea.

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