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Seth’s Favorite Jokes of the Week: Trump’s Rhetoric, Hillary Clinton’s Presidential Run


♪♪ -Hey, that’s Michael. I’m Seth. These are our favorite jokes
of the week. Despite the man allegedly
responsible for the bombs mailed to Democrats last week
being a vocal Trump supporter, President Trump claimed
this weekend that his rhetoric is not to
blame for the attempted attacks, which is kind of like saying the first domino
isn’t responsible for the last domino falling over. No, not directly, but you could’ve guessed
it would happen. According to new research, the most commonly fantasied
about politician among both Republicans
and Democrats is Sarah Palin. “Who was number two?” asked a shockingly confident
Mitch McConnell. Police in Canada are conducting
an investigation after a man reported that someone trespassed
onto his property and cut his horse’s hair. Even weirder,
they gave it the Rachel. Special counsel Robert Mueller’s
office has asked the FBI to investigate reports that
women were offered money to fabricate sexual harassment
allegations against Mueller. Though I don’t think anyone
would’ve believed it anyway. I mean, look at him. Mueller has never even touched
his own butt. He thinks nodding at someone
from across the room is third base. When a woman in a low-cut dress
walks in, he says, “Your eyes are up there.” Following reports
that Hillary Clinton is considering
another presidential run, her advisers denied the claim, saying, “She’s more likely
to win Powerball.” Of course,
even if she did win Powerball, they’d probably give the money to somebody
who only got five numbers.

31 thoughts on “Seth’s Favorite Jokes of the Week: Trump’s Rhetoric, Hillary Clinton’s Presidential Run

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  2. Obama is getting booed off stage.
    Youtube: WATCH: Protesters Interrupt Obama as He Stumps for Gillum, Nelson in Florida

  3. Must be said. To Republicans:
    "At no point in your rambling, incoherent governance were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational action. Everything in this country is now more corrupt for having observed it. I award you the consequences of your crimes, and may God have mercy on your soul."

  4. Why do we have to pretend that Robert Mueller is a hero? As head of the FBI during the Bush administration, Robert Mueller ignored mass civilian casualties and secret torture prisons. He's no champion of Truth and Justice. Neither was Obama and neither is Trump. If this society wants Justice then Bush, Obama and Trump will go to prison for crimes against humanity. But that would hurt the economy, and money is the only motivator for this disposable plastic culture's continued existence.

  5. I hope people understand that this is just the Hollywood losers trying to tell who to vote for see it does not matter to them who wins or loses they just want you to be broke. Black unemployment , Hispanic lowest ever. Vote Republican keep going up.

  6. You can open your eyes
    And not be a sheep
    And don't be a clown being bound
    From a lying suit of meat
    We can't believe the things
    That you're preaching about
    When you open up your mouth
    And just puke comes out

    You want us to vote for you
    You need us to vote for you
    You love us to vote for you
    And we know your policies
    Only apply to the right
    Cuz we watch it
    All day and all night
    You reveal the secrets
    That you think you keep
    When you're talking to your sheep
    You reveal the secrets
    That you think you keep
    When you're taking to your sheep

    When you hold a press conference
    Late at night
    You gotta know you're
    Stepping into the spotlight
    And all your schemes that
    You plot deep inside
    You're exposing unspoken secrets
    Body language just can't hide

    You want us to vote for you
    You need us to vote for you
    You love us to vote for you
    And we know your policies
    Only apply to the right
    Cuz we watch it
    All day and all night
    You reveal the secrets
    That you think you keep
    When you're talking to your sheep
    You reveal the secrets
    That you think you keep
    When you're talking to your sheep

    You can open you eyes
    And not be a sheep
    Kinda like king Midas just
    No gold brings only misery
    You want us to vote for you
    You need us to vote for you
    You love us to vote for you
    And we know your policies
    Only apply to the right
    Cuz we watch it
    All day and all night
    You reveal the secrets
    That you think you keep
    When you're talking to your sheep
    You reveal the secrets
    That you think you keep
    When you're talking to your sheep
    You reveal the secrets
    That you think you keep
    When your talking to your sheep

  7. Republicans or Democrats….There's more than 2 kinds of people in America. Don't vote Clinton and DEFINITELY DONT vote 🍄rump

  8. I am surprise no one has try to kill Seth Meyers yet ! Pouring out his lies onto the american people poisoning the minds of young people ! He is alot like Tokyo rose the propaganda japanese woman during world war two !

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