Life/Erin: [Triöxide/Everyone Else], do you wanna know what we’re doing today? *pained_laugh.exe* Dan/Triöxide/Everyone Else: Yeah that’d be great, I would love it Life/Erin: Alright.
Dan/Triöxide/Everyone Else: Okay *fuckin yeets away responsibilities* Dan/Triöxide/Everyone Else: More [She-Ra]?!
Life/Erin: That’s right son! Dan/Triöxide/Everyone Else: *gLuG gLuG gLuG* Dan/Triöxide/Everyone Else: NoW I’m dRuNk! [WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE] 🎵 My Chemical Romance – Welcome To The Black Parade 🎵
*depression_music.mp4* [actually nah, thx for the heads up] *intense decision making* Glimmer: uUuHhHhH.. Glimmer: That one! [Ayeee] [You gotta buy a new hamster, Triöxide]
op note: bold to assume I ever had one lol *She-Ra theme song but everyone & Spinel is sad* Elsa/Glimmer: *gasp* It’s coronation day! *freezes* Castaspella: You’re right, Castaspella: They’re awful. Castaspella: BURN THEM AT ONCE! Castaspella: Also, you’re fired! *lowkey Patrick crying* Glimmer/Yondu: That’s *not* what I said! op note: in retrospect, i actually don’t really like that bit *Glimmer’s overlapping enthusiastic attempts to distract Frosta* Casta: Just like your mother- er- erm *sighs* Glimmer: Uhhhhh *literally the sailing-into-the-wrong-direction meme* Glimmer: I bet Mermista would *love* to do the flowers! Perfuma: WHAt? Perfuma: NOoO! Perfuma: WhY-! [Mental breakdown Number 1]
*sets up one million counter* *gravity.exe has stopped working* [You’re about to see why Hordak needs that armor] *wheelchair noises* Hordak/iDubbbz: I have crippling depression. [Everyone liked that information] Catra: It was Entrapta who- (!!) Hordak: *AGHHHH*! *bass boosted rage* [Why are my ears bleeding? Also, Breakdown No 2] Hordak: Fortunately for you- Hordak: My signal to Horde Prime went through.
Monitor: *playing Triöxide’s Crab Rave Edit* [still bopping chief]
op note: appreciate it ✌️ Glimmer: We’ll fix the robe, Bow has the lantern- *!!* Glimmer: -and I’ll have you guys by my side the whole way! Bow: I don’t know where the lantern is! Adora/Jakeneutron: Y̸̧̨̨̨̧̢̛͓̮̻̮͚̯͍̺̬͚̖̫̟͔̬̟͍̰̟͔͙̘̠̰̼̼͈̟̭̙̱̫͇͙͖͚̼͈̯̖͖̤̲̤̻͚̫̲͍̯͎̪̯̖̗̲̹͔̻̫̺͙̦̬̞̣̭̯̟͕͊̈́̈́̌̉̆͆̈̉̾̊̌̿͊̋͐͛͊́̀͌́̌͋͋́̐̍̊̇̓̿͛̑̀́̅̚̕̕͘͝͠ͅͅƠ̷̧̭̣̱̮̥̭̻̹̼̰̳̪͈̮̱̙͌̆̿̃̋͆̓̉͗̐͒̆̉̽͒̀̑̌̈́̽͛̓͐̽̊̋͆̃̄̈͗̈́̍͑̊̂̏̕̕͝͝Ư̵̡͕̮͉̣̝̦͈̟̯̟̥͍͎̜̪͚̰̥͎͚͈͔̭̠̪̩̮̱̠̥͇̺̺̙̙̹̲̹̜͇̝̰͍̰̹̙̬͍̳̼̿͐̔̇́́̆͌̏͆̋̈́̒̓͊̽̚̚͜͜͝͝ͅ ̴̨̨̡̛̘̭̝͔͕̦͔̺̖̹̩̹̺̯͍͕̘͇̠̹͖̘̼̜̟͕̰̭͙̙̠̺̦͕̲̭͓̥̤͙̟̤͈͉̠̳̯̠͓̬̥̜̞͓͎̼̜̝͇̥̰͈͖͚̪̪͍̄̀̌̈́̽̅͂́͌͌̍̾͐̆̐̓̒̇͋̍̿̌̓͘̕̕͜͜͜͠ͅJ̷̧̢̢̡̯͓̠̳̳̤̱̠̼͓̠͉̫͔̩̹̰̩̻͇͖̱͙͔̟͇͖̦̘̯͎̼̻̭̫̯͈̥̹̮̬̟̦̦̯͚̟̹͔͕̺̺̩͇̜̱̬̯͍̻̞͇̤̯͓͙̰͆̿̿̌̍̿̽̽͆̂̀̌̋͑͆͗̃̇͆̒̃̓͋̋͌͋̓͑͆͊̇̊̃͗̉̀̄̓̄̈́̔̍͒̈̇̽̉̆̋̀̈́̿͘͘̚͘͘͜͝͝͝ͅƯ̶̡̛͚̱̩͎̹̲̫̯̥̲̒̈́͌͑͛̏̉̈́͒͋̔̑̀̿̋̽̅̋̋̂̊̓͊̽̀̒͒̀̑̕̚̕̚͘̕͝͝͝͝͝S̵̡̢̢̨͎͎͔̫̥̘͍̩̠͔͓̤͙͕̫̳͖̫̹̥͉̻̩̩̺̗̝̰͊̀̈́̉̾͗͐̂̈͐̍́͒̈́̈́̈́͑̄̃̌̏̀̽̆̽͌͆̊̀̐̄͂̉̃̊́͆́̂̀́̃̔̄͋̉̌̋̿̔̉̇̌̔͋̉̚̚̕̚̕͝͠T̵̨̨̢̨̧̨̧̡̧̡͉͇̭̦̭̺̬̱̮̗̤̱̻̫̤̼̣͍̝̦̼̬͍͎̥̭̼̹̥̝̞̟͉̙͖̱͈̮͇̮̣͈̳̤̥̤͇̪̦͕̲͙͔̠̩̥̮̜̖͉̭̭̣̪̉̂̊̊͌̀̇̓̌̅̂̅̂̀̈́͂̍͑̾̈́̚͜ͅ ̷̢̨̧̢̛̻͉̭̠̭͉͎̱̦̱̫͍̻͉̠̦̝̠̟͙̙̩̬̙̤̫͙̹̳̝̩̣͎̝͓̬͔̙̯̤͈̯̜͎͍͓͉̟̣̮̩̤͕͚̙̱̗̗̝͉͇̅̀̽̔̓̔̏͋͐͆̃̈͊̾̈̆̋́́̋̔̅̈́̍̃̊͛̀͂̒͊̀̏͑̽͌͗͋̇̔̉̚͜͜͝͠͠F̵̢̨̢͇̗̠͚̩̞͙̹̟̻̣̤̘͈̻̼̲̮͇̺̠̙̗̙̗̫͇͍͈͉̝̭̟̦̗͍̻͓́̽͌̋̒͋͂̎̇̀̚͠Ȕ̸̡̨̨̢̟͉̮̱̗͉͇̥̰͓͙̪͖̲͔͎̰̦̝̗̘̘̣͚̫̰͕̱͈̲͚͓̫͖͉̦̦̜̜̰͇̲̘̱͖̹͈̝̳͖̳͔͈͖̝͓̼̱̩̞͚͚̖̼̤͂̃̈́̉͌́̅͊̈́̈̕̚͜ͅĈ̷̡̢̢̧̨̡̡̡̡̢̤̼̞̩̖̰͍̤̠̮̣̝̹̪͓̲̮͈̩̥̖͇̼̬̞̞̫̝̥̳̟̙̰̬̣̭̥͖͙̙͓̬̥̼̫̺̩̗͓̠̺̬͕̼͈͍̺͓͖͉̦̞̳͚͖̲̤͇͍͕̭̝̳̐́̅́̅̿͛͂̄́̉̏̽̆̎̂̌̆̾̈́̎͑̄́̄̈́̊̂̈̓͌͊̽̀͋̃̚̕̕͜͠ͅK̶̡̧̡̨̧̡̡̛̝̙̝̜͓̤̞̝̜͔̹͕͓͉̥̰̟̳̪̟̬͕͙̮̫̖̭̞̥̯̯̱͈̟̪͔̮̹̰͓͓̪̣͇̞͉͍̬̣̗͕͍̠̭͍̻̰̲̜̬̫͍͋̃̈̂̀̈́̏̓̈́̑̿̿̂̽͂̉̃͊̐̾̎͋̏̆̌̈͒́̏̋̌̿̑͂͌̾̾̋̓̄̿͑̒̐̕̕͘͜͜͠͠͝͠ͅͅͅI̸̧̛̛̮̯̥͇̱̻͈̱̳͙͓̯͚͍̙̞̺̞̪̫̞̺̘̒̎̀͌̒͑N̷̢̧̡̢̛̥̟͈̥̫͖̰̦̟̖̲̙̙̼̟͍̬̪͍̻̯̟̩͓͎̱̝͖̻͊͗͆̑̾̿͑̑͌̓̑̍́̈́͊̃̿́̒͂͗͆̄̓̃̀̐̀͌͛̈̆͒̄̿̊̈́̆͊̀̓͑̓̃̈́̚͘̕͘͝Ġ̴̢̧̨̢̡̨̨̛̻͇̹̜̳͈̹̗̞̝̞̬̠̱̗̯̹͈̟͓͔̟̝͈̘̙͚͉͈̦̱̫̹̖͍̬̠̘͕͎̣̺̥̤̣͓̮̞̘͎̜͉̹̝̣͍̹̾̋͛̋͊̾͌̉̑̄͑̌͌̾̈́͂̍̉̈̓͒͊̍͋̋̊͋̾͘̚͘̕͜͜͜͜͠ͅ ̸̢̧̡̨̛̛̛̝̪̜̳͈̦̘̘͓̦̯̪̮̻̬̪͚̬̠̞͍͙̙̳̲͓̞͚͓̙̞͍̮̰̭̱́̓̄͐̌́͆́̃̈́͛͒̅̃̎́͂̋̄̈́̽̌͒̌͊̒͗̒̈́̒̊̀̀̌̍̐̽̔̂̾͒̈́͑̑̈́̌̉͌̋͌̈́͒͊̑͂̽̈́̓͒̾͘͘͜͜͠͝͝͝͝͝͝͝͠͠ͅḨ̸͈̪̗̺̯̰̯̗̝͓̘͍͓̜̠͊̓̉̎̌́̒̈́̈́̉͗̇͛́̄̇͒̕͘ͅẢ̸̡̨̨̡̛̛͚̺̮̗̺̹͉̰̞̰̱̹̹̭͚̦̜͎͚̣̙͚̯̗͙͇̝͎̭͉͕̣͖̱̻͖̭̭̰̏̂̑͌͗́͒̀͊̂̀͗̄̎̅͆͘͜͜͜͠D̶̢̨̛̛̜̙͙̪͙̼͈̱͙͔̣̰͎̲̫̰̻̪͉̳̰̰̬͔͈̭̄̐̑̌̉͒̽́̈́́̀̾͆̌̀͆̏̂͌̊̀͗̅́̄̅̂͋̊̓̋̀̀͒̚̕͘͜͜͜͠ ̵̢̨̨̡̧̧̳͚̫͔͈͇̲͚͎̤̼͔̗͚͍̰̭͍̳̜̺͕̳̥̬̥̮̣͍͖̤̯̠̘̗͔̼̟̰̗̖͓̣̺̱̙͚͍͖̺̝̮͍͉̞̪̘̲͎̳̠̥̣̦͚̫͉͋̇͜͜͜ͅͅĪ̴̡̧̧̧͈̭͎͚͔̭̦̬̫̲̜̮̼̳̯̤͙̙͙͈̬͖̳̹̫͓̫̰̜̝͉̱̝͖̳͓̗̙̜̤̱̇͑̿̊́̒͂͒̈̂̏͌̔́͊̇̏̓͛̔͂̋̃̾͆́͒͐͂̂̓͂̒͛̽̑̃̀̎̕͘͜͜͝͝͝͝T̴̡̞̣͍͈̤͙̖̤̂̑̏̌͗́̎͆̆͒̄̋̅̿̐̀̐͗̕͘̕̕͝-̸̧̨̨̨̧͙̟̳͇̬̱͙͈̙̟̬̲̦̫̺̝̭̥͔̦̦̦̝̝̲͙̻͙̬̟͚̫̱̭̪͔̥̱͈͔͚̝͎̗̹̫̗͓̞̈́̀̌̏̐́̓̐͒͊̓̈̊͜͜͝ [now they really bleed chief]
op note: oopsie Adora: Thanks Swifty- Swift Wind: And *I’ll* present it to Queen Glimmer! Adora/God: UH I THINK TF NOT YOU TRICKASS BI- Scorpia: I mean, she’s our friend..
Lapis: -garbage. *friendship gets crushed* Catra/Bill Wurtz: Oh hi, thanks for checking in. I’m- Catra/Bill Wurtz: ♫ still a piece of garbage ♫ [that’s the song of my life and the one of breakdown No 3] Patrick/All Of Us: LOOK AT IT!!! Glimmer/Terry: This bitch empty! Glimmer/Terry: YEET *gets hit by lantern and breakdown No 4* Bow: I think *this *is the chamber of queens! Adora/Peter Quill/Everyone: That was quick. [Let’s make a Kickstarter page to rename Bow into Captain Obvious]
op note: ehhhhhhhhhh Bow: What? Why not? Glimmer: bEcAuSe i hAvEn’T bEeN rEcHaRgInG mY pOwErS! [That’s Number 5 chief] Adora/Steven Universe: ♫ Let me give you a thought. ♫ Adora/Steven: ♫ I’m gonna be right by your side no matter what ♫ 🎵 No Matter What (Steven Universe: The Movie OST) 🎵 *and they still fought with each other later* Glimmer/God: Begone Glimmer/God: *THOT* [mcfuccen dies] Angella/Luke Skywalker: We’ve passed on all we know. *FX from Rise of Skywalker Teaser* Angella/Luke: A thousand generations live in you now. Angella: I love you.
Elder Reactor: Wow, that was so powerful… *sob* Glimmer: I love you too, Mom
Elder Reactor: Academy Award *sad chuckle* [This vid deserves one too!] Shane Dawson/Glimmer: [Pre-S4 Glimmer] can’t come to the phone right now. Shane/Glimmer: Why? Shane/Glimmer: Because [she’s] been REPLACED! Garret Watts/probably Adora: Ughh! [wheeze pause] Glimmer/Stacker: Today, we face the monsters that are at our door, Glimmer/Stacker: and bring the fight to them! Glimmer/Stacker: Today, we are *cancelling* the apocalypse! [Imagine Glimmer in a Jaeger 0.0]
op note: she’s a wrecking ball as is *now* PewDiePie: Officer! [Catra was] simply committing a vibe check on this fellow man. PewDiePie: Oh very well, feel free to go. PewDiePie: Vibe check! Barkhad Abdi/Abduwali Muse/Catra: Look at me.
Tom Hanks/Captain Phillips/Hordak: Sure. Barkhad Abdi/Abduwali Muse/Catra: Look at me!
Tom Hanks/Captain Phillips/Hordak: Sure! Barkhad Abdi/Abduwali Muse/Catra: I’m the [Horde Lord] now. [We know she was all along folks] Adora: The Crimson Waste is a desert? Adora: Doesn’t Mermista need like, water to use her powers? *sounds of dial-up* Glimmer: The Waste has *tons* of plants, which *you* can use to bring the ship back! Adora:Ţ̴̩̠̠̜͕̏͛̏̈̄͂̽͗̌̀̾͒̋̚͠ͅͅh̵̢̛̯͈̼̭̫̋̾̆̈̕͠e̶̢̞̗̰̫̗͚̠͉̥͉͍͍͎̋̅͌͌͜ ̷̩̱͈͈̻̻̙̀́̆̈͒̓̈́̌̕͠Cr̸̢̜̣̪̟̟̪̤͖̦̠̘̗̍̓̀͌̽͗̀͌̕̚͝i̶̖̭̻̯͘͠m̶̹͍̘͉̒͆͐͜s̴̪̺̣̺̻̹̟̬͕̥͖͑̊̈́̔͋̒͒̊̂̿͘͠ô̸̧̦̥̊͗͒̌͑̉͆n̶͓̈́̔̋͘ ̵̨̭̳̦͔͚̬̃͛͋̈̈̓̽͌̿̿̕̚͜Wą̴̛͉͙̙̰̳̫̪̹̹̗̹͖̝̮͊̓̒̐̄̊͌̆̈́s̷͇͓̳͕̦̀̀̀̎̌͊̿̅̄͒͌̓̕ẗ̶̟͈̮́̃ͅȩ̴͖̪̼̰̞͖͖̥̩̍͜ ̵̫̦̹̬̭̹̖͇̰͎̞̤͍̀͜ỉ̵̱̪̙̟͇͎͖̦͕͚́̃s̶͈͔̝̊̄̓̾̈́́̍͛̇̕̕ͅ ̴̺͍̽̋͛͂́̃̓̿͝ä̷̡̡̧̩̰̫̬̠̮͖͍͙̒̑̾̆͛̄̊̎͜͠ ̷̧̹̪̥̲̯̮̝̺͔̱̝͔̖̃̓̒̏̽̓͑̂̾̑͘d̴̡͕̭̰̦͗̐̽͠ͅë̷̠̗̯̮̳̓̆̂s̴͍͉͖̼͆͐̕͘ę̶̲̟͖͍̲̀̒̾̈͑́̑ŗ̷̦̱͓̯̈́̀̃̈́̋̔͂͗͌͆̊̓̆t̴͇͉̥̖̯̰̂̈́̿̂̀͋̅̈́̇̈́̊̔̚͜͝͝?̵̢̤̙̘̖̞̩̗͓͙͐̀ [You deserve it *brother*] Perfuma: It’s just something I’m blessed to be able- *hentai.exe* Perfuma: *taken by complete surprise*
*hentai.exe* Huntara: Uh-huh. “Blessed”. [The censoring got me wheezing so hard mate] Huntara: I think all this time with the princesses has made you, Huntara/2015!Biff: ℂℍ𝕚𝕔𝕜𝕖𝕟[.] *shook.mp4* *chicken sounds* [PEACE WAS NEVER AN OPTION] *lesbian panting* Perfuma: What are you-?! [I thought a website’s theme song was about to play-]
op note: pffft Michael Scott/Everyone: OH MY GOD, OKAY IT’S HAPPENING Michael Scott/Everyone: EVERYBODY STAY CALM Dwight Schrute/She-Crew: What’s the procedure, everyone? What’s the procedure? Michael Scott/Everyone: STAY F*CKING CALM [screams] Huntara: You afraid to fight, flower girl? *awwww* Catra: We need this junk intact, so Hordak can make new weapons. *scorpia being a clumsy bae* Scorpia: Oh, I am SO sorry about that!
*scorpia being a clumsy bae* [She’s the best, admit it]
op: bold to assume I ever denied it lmaoo *boop*
Catra: That was fast- 🎵 Ying Yang Twins – Wait (The Whisper Song) 🎵
Scorpia/Double Trouble: Hey how ya doin’ 🎵 Ying Yang Twins – Wait (The Whisper Song) 🎵
Scorpia/Double Trouble: doin’ lil mama, lemme whisper in ya ear [IM DYING HERE CHIEF] Grax: This is the Crimson Waste; Grax: Trust No One 🎵 RL Grime – Core x 4B & Teez – Whistle (YOOKiE Remix) 🎵 🎵 RL Grime – Core x 4B & Teez – Whistle (YOOKiE Remix) 🎵
Grax: I GOT THE REBEL INTRUDERS! 🎵 RL Grime – Core x 4B & Teez – Whistle (YOOKiE Remix) 🎵 Grax: You’ve gone Grax: 🆂🅾🅵🆃 Huntara/Dee: I WILL EAT YOUR BABIES BITCH! [They don’t taste that great-] *fanatic beeping* Glimmer: Urgh, I’m in the middle of the most b̷̤͊̃͗̍͋̋́̅̃õ̶̘̦̖͔̫͖̳̃̓ȓ̶̡̛͖̫̜̦͙̅̽̅͘̕͜i̷̧̛̝̮̯̰͕̺͎̯͙̓̈̂͛̐̚n̴̡͎̭̯̰̒͑̀g̸̭̀̓̔́̑ͅ meeting Double Trouble: Sometimes I just get so *lost* in my character. *wet transformation sounds* Double Trouble: TADA! Double Trouble: A-Thank you, Thank you!
*applause* [You have to admit DT is hawt] Perfuma: I love and honor all things EXCEPT Perfuma: CACTI Perfuma: And I don’t like spitting or the Crimson Waste; Perfuma: It is *full* of negative energy! [What if I am the negative energy?] Adora: But it’s gonna depend on you Perfuma Perfuma/Peridot: Haven’t I caused you enough trouble? [aww, no] *superhero landing, Deadpool would be proud* Obi Wan Kenobi/She-Ra: Hello there! [GENERAL KENOBI] Perfuma: These cacti have the most powerful- Perfuma: These cacti have the most powerful-
Huntara/Spinel: WHAAAAAAA???? 🎵 Childish Gambino – This Is America 🎵 [no comment] Catra: -were Very Busy.
Adora: -more Important to do. [Catra & Adora in unison]: It was fun distracting you though [Catradora is canon, don’t change my mind] Connie: I’m here! Where’s the fight?
Glimmer: *arrival noises* Catra: I grew up with Adora, and you fooled her DT: *WOW* [You see, that’s where the trouble started-] DT/Jacksfilms: Stay thirsty, my virgins! *sips water* Dan Howell: Oh, do you hear that faint hum, something coming from a deep dark place too powerful to control? Adora: Why did you do it?! Dan: It’s the self-hatred [and guilt-induced nightmares]. Dan: She’s Here! Dan: And she’s only ḡ̶͓̹̜̈́̄̚e̵͊̊̃͋̌̽̂͝ͅt̷̗͈͖͚̜͙͚̲̙̭̓͒̑̉͊͒t̸̩̉̂̾́͜î̸̢̹͉̰̖͍̓̂̓̏̈́̋̕ͅn̸̞͙̓ͅģ̵̘̻̲͓̞̣̟͇̣̋́̈́̋ ̴̢̠̫͉̩̩͎̠̽̀̀̉̈́̈̏̎s̷̡̘̺̻̏̃̑͗̒ţ̶̻̠̖͕̣̜̱̯̇̉̒͊̈́̿͑ạ̴̭͕́̓ͅŗ̵͉͈͙̩̼̱̇̈́͌̎̒͊t̶̳̭̳͎͇̬̠̰͐̕ė̷̩̟͇̂̏d̸͙̈͂̉̿̕! 🎵 Three 6 Mafia – Slob On My Knob 🎵
Slob on my knob, 🎵 Three 6 Mafia – Slob On My Knob 🎵
Like corn on the cob, 🎵 Three 6 Mafia – Slob On My Knob 🎵
Check in with me, 🎵 Three 6 Mafia – Slob On My Knob 🎵
And do your job 🎵 Three 6 Mafia – Slob On My Knob 🎵
*BASSBOOSTED* Jacksfilms: Forehead jokes! [Ey, don’t disrespect my wife!] Catra: Lord Hordak, I’d like to introduce you to Double Trouble. 🎵 Dr. Dre – The Next Episode (ft. Snoop Dogg, Kurupt, Nate Dogg) [ID Remix] 🎵
Smoke weed everyday Catra/Rosa: I only had [Double Trouble] for a day and a half, Catra/Rosa: But if anything happened to [them], Catra/Rosa: I would kill everyone in this room and then myself. Hordak: Their technological capabilities have increased since… Hordak: Since Entrapta returned to them. Hordak: Since Entrapta returned to them.
Nightmare!Entrapta: What did you do to me? [well, she did bring this one on herself] Glimmer/asdfmovie character: KNOCK KNOCK! Adora/asdfmovie character: Who is there? Glimmer/asdfmovie character: A MIRROR! Glimmer/asdfmovie character: I am lonely [omfg] Adora: Yep, I’m sure it’ll be super boring! 🎵 Owl City – Hello Seattle (Remix) 🎵 🎵 Owl City – Hello Seattle (Remix) 🎵
Glimmer: What is it? What’s going on?- Villager: You saved us! *lesbian Adora chuckle* Adora: I mean, it’s my job *lesbian laugh* it’s what I do *lesbian.exe has stopped working* Flutterina: -united the princesses, and you saved Etheria,
Spinel: *laughs* Flutterina: -united the princesses, and you saved Etheria,
Spinel: Boop! Now it’s Your turn! Flutterina: AND YOU ARE-
Spinel: Boop! Now it’s Your turn! *gay Flutterina breathing* [Is this considered a bone-] Adora: -for a minute and then (!!) ME-CAKE! Adora: THERE’S A ME-CAKE! [same brother] Bow: *gasp* Bow: THIS IS THE BEST PARTY EVER! Bow: THIS IS THE BEST PARTY EVER!
Galantis: SPREAD IT LIKE- 🎵 Galantis – Peanut Butter Jelly 🎵 [I’ve heard this songs a thousand times before but don’t know the name ;-;]
op note: you’re welcome Anthony Fantano/Swift Wind Stans/Triöxide: DAMN BOY HE THICC, Anthony Fantano/Swift Wind Stans/Triöxide: BOI Anthony Fantano/Swift Wind Stans/Triöxide: THAT’S A THICC ASS BOI Anthony Fantano/Swift Wind Stans/Triöxide: DAMN *trauma inducing chicken sounds* [Too late] Adora: Hey everyone, just wait till you hear abaha- 🎵 John Carpenter – Halloween Theme (Halloween OST) (1788-L Remix) 🎵 [Is that music from Zelda?]
op note: close, its a halloween remix *forcefield-getting-f*cked.mp4* [Katniss has more style doing it tho] *It’s [a trap] my dudes* Adora/Swift Wind/Wednesday Dude: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA “I don’t think [you did]” Catra: Stop badgering me! Stop hovering around me. Catra: Just back off! 🎵 Juicy J, Wiz Khalifa & Ty Dolla Sign – Shell Shocked 🎵
Catra: I don’t have to explain myself to you. Catra: We’re not friends! [Naww, that face] Catra: Those idiots don’t know what hit ’em. Flutterina: *giggle* Berleezy/Everyone: What? [We have been tricked, we have been backstabbed and we’ve been, quite possibly, bamboozled] Glimmer: Are you all okay? Bow: Never been better! *p-rnhub.exe* Bow: Okay, we’ve been slightly better. Swift Wind: Did someone say- Glimmer: NO ONE SAID SWIFT WIND! Swift Wind: Buuuut you just did 🎵 Getto Boys – Damn It Feels Good to Be a Gangsta 🎵 Double Trouble: -when she realized she’d been outsmarted *again*! DT!Glimmer/Jesse Pinkman: [They] can’t keep getting away with iiit! Catra: When the time comes… DT/Triöxide: Ohhhh, foreshadowing. DT/Triöxide: Love this! CinemaSins: Foreshadowing *cinemasins ding* Shadow Weaver: You must decide for yourself, Shadow Weaver: What kind of queen you- Filthy Frank/Everyone: IT’S TIME TO STOP! Lance: [Wait,] where’s Pidge?
Bow: It could be a surveillance bot. *Both bots start beeping* *Both bots start exploding* Bow: *getting blown up*
Lance: CORAN, LOOK OUT- [TOP 10 VIDEOS TAKEN RIGHT BEFORE DISASTER] Catra: Show me She-Ra again! DT!She-Ra: I’m She-Ra! *fart* [Catra having her first and only real laugh this season] *starts funding website to collect hugs for Catra* DT/Jeffree Star: Wait, what gender am I, don’t remember. Shane/Catra: *laughing* Glimmer: What do these do? Shadow Weaver: Those are daisies. Shadow Weaver: I find them cheerful. *audience laughter* [IKR?!] Spinnerella: See, *this* is why no one comes to game night anymore. Spinnerella: Adora, tell her! Adora: Oh, I dont- Netossa: No one likes vegetable platters! Catra: Oh, it’s *you*. Glimmer/Dexter: Surprise motherfucka Glimmer: AUGH! [That’s what I thought too LMAO] *Catra licking and biting Glimmer and she’s Not into it* Catra: So you’d better choose: Catra: Me, or the bot! *you know what time it is* Netossa: Boom, Nets Netossa: Spinnerella refuses to accept that *I* busted two more bots than she did; Netossa: so I’m winning! Netossa: Just for the record, I’m being way quieter than you- Netossa: Two for one, still winning! Netossa: Ha, you wanna to fight some bots! Spinnerella: That was fourteen bots for me. Spinnerella: I win! Glimmer: Now that Shadow Weaver’s teaching me magic, I’ll be twice as effective! Adora: What?! Adora: SHADOW WEAVER’S TEACHING YOU??! Davie504/Triöxide: OMG [Well, it’s perfect mate!] *🎵 Rihanna – Bitch Better Have My Money 🎵 playing in the distant background* *🎵 Rihanna – Bitch Better Have My Money 🎵 playing in the distant background*
*coins rattling* *🎵 Rihanna – Bitch Better Have My Money 🎵 playing in the distant background*
DT: Marvelous! [Jeez, they be thirsty for dat money] *oof* *oof* Lonnie: Would you stop messing around back there, Kyle! Lonnie: Would you stop messing around back there, Kyle!
*oof* Lonnie: Would you stop messing around back there, Kyle! [Kyle got mistreated for so long ;-;] Light Hope: Once you balance the planet, Light Hope: all will be clear. Light Hope: It is your purpose as She- 🎵 Porter Robinson & Madeon – Shelter (Madeon’s Evil Edit) 🎵
Light Hope: She- x8 *bing* God: It was at this moment [Kyle] knew, he fucked up. Kyle: The woods are attacking us with very painful snow! *scared Kyle noises* Catra: Who the fuck are you? [*poor Kyle*] Light Hope: How may I assist you? [So you see, that’s where the trouble began. That smile, that damned smile] Light Hope: That is not right. Light Hope: Do not worry, I will fix it! Adora: NoNONONO *screams* *falls into the Upside-Down* [Now you gotta edit Stranger Things!]
op note: that’s gonna take Way too long Lonnie & Rogelio: One, two, three. [hUH?] Kyle: I beat Rogelio, but [Lonnie] beat me and Rogelio beat you, that means… Kyle: We’re all winners! [nO] *disappointed Rogelio noises* *a single G note* [This is sad, F in chat for Rogelio] *rapid bouncing* [Kyle is the trickshot kind ya’ll] Will Smith: Ah, its rewind time! Light Hope: Hello, my name is Light Hope. Light Hope: How may I assist you? Adora: *frustrated noises* Lonnie: Uh, that never happened. Lonnie: That was the weird fake portal reality. Kyle: Wait, what? Adora: -your information has loaded? Light Hope: I am back to full functionality! Light Hope: Disregard; that was incorrect. Light Hope: My system reboot is still at only 36%. [*Adora finna snap 0.0*] Mara: *laughing with joy* She-Ra Twitter/JonTron: That’s good shit right there She-Ra Twitter/JonTron: *sips beer* Kyle/Wednesday Dude: AAAAAAAAAAAAA *more Rogelio noises* Light Hope: This memory should have been purged, per directive of the Heart of Etheria Project. Light Hope: Permanently delete. *dumping high quality ship material* Patrick/Everyone: LOOK AT IT! 🎵American Dad Theme Song🎵 Scorpia/Emmet: Step 1: breathe Scorpia/Emmet: *extreme inhale* Scorpia/Emmet: *extreme exhale* Scorpia/Emmet: Okay, got that one down- Scorpia: I know, I know she said we’re not friends anymore. Scorpia: But she didn’t mean it! Scorpia: And maybe I misheard her- Catra/Dan: You did *not* mishear me; Catra/Dan: You repeated what I said- Scorpia/Erin: NOO- Jason Paige – Pokémon Theme
Scorpia: ♫ I’m wanna be the very best, like no one ever was ♫ *magic-error.mp4* [Glimmer’s mind]: UH OH! Catra: *laughing* Catra: Okay. Catra: *inhale* Catra: The princesses have no idea what’s coming!
*clusterfuck of my 3 fave tiktoks* Catra: Let them waste their time on some useless outposts.
*clusterfuck of my 3 fave tiktoks* Scorpia: -can’t say no to that cute little face (!!) Scorpia: Hey, I said you can come, where are you- Catra: Who’re you talking to? (!!) Scorpia: CATRA! Scorpia: Oh, are you okay? You don’t look so good. Catra/Garnet: [I] look awesome. Scorpia: Did you want any of the tea? Scorpia: You know what, it’s not a- Scorpia: It’s not- Catra: *swipes tea* *vigurous slurping* Catra/Goob: Ah, that’s good joe! [*whimpers in gets-no-brownies*] Scorpia: Yeah, maybe she just- Lonnie: When are gonna wake up?! French Spongebob Narrator: [Catra]: You wanna be next? *now she WOKE (up)* Adora: I don’t know why Glimmer suddenly okay with trusting Shadow Weaver after everything she’s done to us! Glimmer/Corinne: Well, *that’s* a little passive-aggressive! *anime blinking* Flutterina/Finn: *high pitched screaming* Scorpia: Anything yet? *cute Emily beeping* Scorpia: Super Pal [Sextent] op note: i’d say im sorry, but im really not weeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Entrapta: The only thing I’ll need in the northern reach is my miiind! [It’s big brain time] 🎵 Hans Zimmer – S.T.A.Y (Interstellar OST) 🎵 Scorpia: I- Scorpia: I miss her. Matthew McConaughey’s Character from Interstellar/Everyone: [ngl, I felt that pain] Scorpia: They’re deeply ingrained in your core processor and can’t be accessed without dismantling you completely? Entrapta: In addition to uploading backups of my logs into Emily’s hard drive- Entrapta, getting deeper: ʰᵃʳᵈ ᵈʳᶦᵛᵉ ʰᵃʳᵈ ᵈʳᶦᵛᵉ ʰᵃʳᵈ ᵈʳᶦᵛᵉ *emily.exe has crashed* Scorpia: I know a great place to hide- Scorpia: I-I mean think, not hide. Scorpia: We’re not hiding. We’re thinking. [*spams X*] Flutterina: Come on, work with me here! Horde Soldier 1: Uh, drop your weapons or the girl…gets it…? Horde Soldier 2/One of the ranger from that death bear episode from Regular Show: I wanna go home. Horde Soldier: I don’t, I really don’t! Glimmer/Shan: I don’t believe you Bow/Sherlock: You should, you know. [Where’s that from?]
op note: Sherlock, series 1, episode 2 Patrick/Eagle-eyed viewers: LOOK AT IT! Scorpia: I have granddad to thank for my opportunities in life. Scorpia: He made the alliance with Hordak. Scorpia: As part of it, our kingdom gave up our Runestone. Scorpia: Catra… betrayed her. Scorpia: She betrayed me, and I just let her take Entrapta away. CinemaSins: Yes, you did. End of sin. *no ding because you’re right*
[also lost count of the mental breakdowns]
op note: i wasn’t even keeping track lol Catra/Dr. Strange: You care Catra/Dr. Strange: SO MUCH Catra/Dr. Strange: DON’T YOU?! Scorpia/Christine: Goodbye, [Catra] Etika/Everyone: YO! Catra: What?! Scorpia: You’re a bad friend. Etika/Everyone: [She] really did it! [SHE] DID IT! op note: RIP Etika, still miss him 🙁 Catra: We don’t need anyone. Catra: FoRgEt ThEm AlL Catra: No one matters; *NOTHING* matters, but this mission! *heavy cat breathing* [My cat is in need of a therapy]
op note: fuck, shoulda greenscreened that monitor he was looking at Patrick/Triöxide: I WANT ALL OF YOU TO LOOK AT IT. [Erm, what?]
op note: look at this wholesome ass shit, that’s what Scorpia: But maybe I can still help Entrapta. 🎵 Illenium – Leaving (feat. EDEN)🎵
EDEN: But I’m drawing the line,
Scorpia: But maybe I can still help Entrapta. 🎵 Illenium – Leaving (feat. EDEN)🎵
EDEN: But I’m drawing the line, 🎵 Illenium – Leaving (feat. EDEN)🎵
EDEN: And say whatever you like, 🎵 Illenium – Leaving (feat. EDEN)🎵
EDEN: And say whatever you like,
Scorpia: Ready for a super pal duo field trip? 🎵 Illenium – Leaving (feat. EDEN)🎵
EDEN: But I’m leaving,
Scorpia: Ready for a super pal duo field trip? 🎵 Illenium – Leaving (feat. EDEN)🎵
EDEN: But I’m leaving, 🎵 Illenium – Leaving (feat. EDEN)🎵
EDEN: But I’m leaving,
Scorpia: We’re getting outta here Emily, 🎵 Illenium – Leaving (feat. EDEN)🎵
EDEN: I’m letting go of all I’ve ever known
Scorpia: For good. 🎵 Illenium – Leaving (feat. EDEN)🎵
EDEN: I’m letting go of all I’ve ever known 🎵 Illenium – Leaving (feat. EDEN)🎵 Like and subscribe or front-face Swift Wind will eat your toes! last op note: and a Huge s/o to
Adrian Kaufman, who managed to write the bulk of these captions within a Day 🎩