Anecdota

Laughter is the Best Medicine

She-Ra: Twists & Turns (WARNING: LOUD)


Life/Erin: [Triöxide/Everyone Else], do you wanna know what we’re doing today? *pained_laugh.exe* Dan/Triöxide/Everyone Else: Yeah that’d be great, I would love it Life/Erin: Alright.
Dan/Triöxide/Everyone Else: Okay *fuckin yeets away responsibilities* Dan/Triöxide/Everyone Else: More [She-Ra]?!
Life/Erin: That’s right son! Dan/Triöxide/Everyone Else: *gLuG gLuG gLuG* Dan/Triöxide/Everyone Else: NoW I’m dRuNk! [WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE] 🎵 My Chemical Romance – Welcome To The Black Parade 🎵
*depression_music.mp4* [actually nah, thx for the heads up] *intense decision making* Glimmer: uUuHhHhH.. Glimmer: That one! [Ayeee] [You gotta buy a new hamster, Triöxide]
op note: bold to assume I ever had one lol *She-Ra theme song but everyone & Spinel is sad* Elsa/Glimmer: *gasp* It’s coronation day! *freezes* Castaspella: You’re right, Castaspella: They’re awful. Castaspella: BURN THEM AT ONCE! Castaspella: Also, you’re fired! *lowkey Patrick crying* Glimmer/Yondu: That’s *not* what I said! op note: in retrospect, i actually don’t really like that bit *Glimmer’s overlapping enthusiastic attempts to distract Frosta* Casta: Just like your mother- er- erm *sighs* Glimmer: Uhhhhh *literally the sailing-into-the-wrong-direction meme* Glimmer: I bet Mermista would *love* to do the flowers! Perfuma: WHAt? Perfuma: NOoO! Perfuma: WhY-! [Mental breakdown Number 1]
*sets up one million counter* *gravity.exe has stopped working* [You’re about to see why Hordak needs that armor] *wheelchair noises* Hordak/iDubbbz: I have crippling depression. [Everyone liked that information] Catra: It was Entrapta who- (!!) Hordak: *AGHHHH*! *bass boosted rage* [Why are my ears bleeding? Also, Breakdown No 2] Hordak: Fortunately for you- Hordak: My signal to Horde Prime went through.
Monitor: *playing Triöxide’s Crab Rave Edit* [still bopping chief]
op note: appreciate it ✌️ Glimmer: We’ll fix the robe, Bow has the lantern- *!!* Glimmer: -and I’ll have you guys by my side the whole way! Bow: I don’t know where the lantern is! Adora/Jakeneutron: Y̸̧̨̨̨̧̢̛͓̮̻̮͚̯͍̺̬͚̖̫̟͔̬̟͍̰̟͔͙̘̠̰̼̼͈̟̭̙̱̫͇͙͖͚̼͈̯̖͖̤̲̤̻͚̫̲͍̯͎̪̯̖̗̲̹͔̻̫̺͙̦̬̞̣̭̯̟͕͊̈́̈́̌̉̆͆̈̉̾̊̌̿͊̋͐͛͊́̀͌́̌͋͋́̐̍̊̇̓̿͛̑̀́̅̚̕̕͘͝͠ͅͅƠ̷̧̭̣̱̮̥̭̻̹̼̰̳̪͈̮̱̙͌̆̿̃̋͆̓̉͗̐͒̆̉̽͒̀̑̌̈́̽͛̓͐̽̊̋͆̃̄̈͗̈́̍͑̊̂̏̕̕͝͝Ư̵̡͕̮͉̣̝̦͈̟̯̟̥͍͎̜̪͚̰̥͎͚͈͔̭̠̪̩̮̱̠̥͇̺̺̙̙̹̲̹̜͇̝̰͍̰̹̙̬͍̳̼̿͐̔̇́́̆͌̏͆̋̈́̒̓͊̽̚̚͜͜͝͝ͅ ̴̨̨̡̛̘̭̝͔͕̦͔̺̖̹̩̹̺̯͍͕̘͇̠̹͖̘̼̜̟͕̰̭͙̙̠̺̦͕̲̭͓̥̤͙̟̤͈͉̠̳̯̠͓̬̥̜̞͓͎̼̜̝͇̥̰͈͖͚̪̪͍̄̀̌̈́̽̅͂́͌͌̍̾͐̆̐̓̒̇͋̍̿̌̓͘̕̕͜͜͜͠ͅJ̷̧̢̢̡̯͓̠̳̳̤̱̠̼͓̠͉̫͔̩̹̰̩̻͇͖̱͙͔̟͇͖̦̘̯͎̼̻̭̫̯͈̥̹̮̬̟̦̦̯͚̟̹͔͕̺̺̩͇̜̱̬̯͍̻̞͇̤̯͓͙̰͆̿̿̌̍̿̽̽͆̂̀̌̋͑͆͗̃̇͆̒̃̓͋̋͌͋̓͑͆͊̇̊̃͗̉̀̄̓̄̈́̔̍͒̈̇̽̉̆̋̀̈́̿͘͘̚͘͘͜͝͝͝ͅƯ̶̡̛͚̱̩͎̹̲̫̯̥̲̒̈́͌͑͛̏̉̈́͒͋̔̑̀̿̋̽̅̋̋̂̊̓͊̽̀̒͒̀̑̕̚̕̚͘̕͝͝͝͝͝S̵̡̢̢̨͎͎͔̫̥̘͍̩̠͔͓̤͙͕̫̳͖̫̹̥͉̻̩̩̺̗̝̰͊̀̈́̉̾͗͐̂̈͐̍́͒̈́̈́̈́͑̄̃̌̏̀̽̆̽͌͆̊̀̐̄͂̉̃̊́͆́̂̀́̃̔̄͋̉̌̋̿̔̉̇̌̔͋̉̚̚̕̚̕͝͠T̵̨̨̢̨̧̨̧̡̧̡͉͇̭̦̭̺̬̱̮̗̤̱̻̫̤̼̣͍̝̦̼̬͍͎̥̭̼̹̥̝̞̟͉̙͖̱͈̮͇̮̣͈̳̤̥̤͇̪̦͕̲͙͔̠̩̥̮̜̖͉̭̭̣̪̉̂̊̊͌̀̇̓̌̅̂̅̂̀̈́͂̍͑̾̈́̚͜ͅ ̷̢̨̧̢̛̻͉̭̠̭͉͎̱̦̱̫͍̻͉̠̦̝̠̟͙̙̩̬̙̤̫͙̹̳̝̩̣͎̝͓̬͔̙̯̤͈̯̜͎͍͓͉̟̣̮̩̤͕͚̙̱̗̗̝͉͇̅̀̽̔̓̔̏͋͐͆̃̈͊̾̈̆̋́́̋̔̅̈́̍̃̊͛̀͂̒͊̀̏͑̽͌͗͋̇̔̉̚͜͜͝͠͠F̵̢̨̢͇̗̠͚̩̞͙̹̟̻̣̤̘͈̻̼̲̮͇̺̠̙̗̙̗̫͇͍͈͉̝̭̟̦̗͍̻͓́̽͌̋̒͋͂̎̇̀̚͠Ȕ̸̡̨̨̢̟͉̮̱̗͉͇̥̰͓͙̪͖̲͔͎̰̦̝̗̘̘̣͚̫̰͕̱͈̲͚͓̫͖͉̦̦̜̜̰͇̲̘̱͖̹͈̝̳͖̳͔͈͖̝͓̼̱̩̞͚͚̖̼̤͂̃̈́̉͌́̅͊̈́̈̕̚͜ͅĈ̷̡̢̢̧̨̡̡̡̡̢̤̼̞̩̖̰͍̤̠̮̣̝̹̪͓̲̮͈̩̥̖͇̼̬̞̞̫̝̥̳̟̙̰̬̣̭̥͖͙̙͓̬̥̼̫̺̩̗͓̠̺̬͕̼͈͍̺͓͖͉̦̞̳͚͖̲̤͇͍͕̭̝̳̐́̅́̅̿͛͂̄́̉̏̽̆̎̂̌̆̾̈́̎͑̄́̄̈́̊̂̈̓͌͊̽̀͋̃̚̕̕͜͠ͅK̶̡̧̡̨̧̡̡̛̝̙̝̜͓̤̞̝̜͔̹͕͓͉̥̰̟̳̪̟̬͕͙̮̫̖̭̞̥̯̯̱͈̟̪͔̮̹̰͓͓̪̣͇̞͉͍̬̣̗͕͍̠̭͍̻̰̲̜̬̫͍͋̃̈̂̀̈́̏̓̈́̑̿̿̂̽͂̉̃͊̐̾̎͋̏̆̌̈͒́̏̋̌̿̑͂͌̾̾̋̓̄̿͑̒̐̕̕͘͜͜͠͠͝͠ͅͅͅI̸̧̛̛̮̯̥͇̱̻͈̱̳͙͓̯͚͍̙̞̺̞̪̫̞̺̘̒̎̀͌̒͑N̷̢̧̡̢̛̥̟͈̥̫͖̰̦̟̖̲̙̙̼̟͍̬̪͍̻̯̟̩͓͎̱̝͖̻͊͗͆̑̾̿͑̑͌̓̑̍́̈́͊̃̿́̒͂͗͆̄̓̃̀̐̀͌͛̈̆͒̄̿̊̈́̆͊̀̓͑̓̃̈́̚͘̕͘͝Ġ̴̢̧̨̢̡̨̨̛̻͇̹̜̳͈̹̗̞̝̞̬̠̱̗̯̹͈̟͓͔̟̝͈̘̙͚͉͈̦̱̫̹̖͍̬̠̘͕͎̣̺̥̤̣͓̮̞̘͎̜͉̹̝̣͍̹̾̋͛̋͊̾͌̉̑̄͑̌͌̾̈́͂̍̉̈̓͒͊̍͋̋̊͋̾͘̚͘̕͜͜͜͜͠ͅ ̸̢̧̡̨̛̛̛̝̪̜̳͈̦̘̘͓̦̯̪̮̻̬̪͚̬̠̞͍͙̙̳̲͓̞͚͓̙̞͍̮̰̭̱́̓̄͐̌́͆́̃̈́͛͒̅̃̎́͂̋̄̈́̽̌͒̌͊̒͗̒̈́̒̊̀̀̌̍̐̽̔̂̾͒̈́͑̑̈́̌̉͌̋͌̈́͒͊̑͂̽̈́̓͒̾͘͘͜͜͠͝͝͝͝͝͝͝͠͠ͅḨ̸͈̪̗̺̯̰̯̗̝͓̘͍͓̜̠͊̓̉̎̌́̒̈́̈́̉͗̇͛́̄̇͒̕͘ͅẢ̸̡̨̨̡̛̛͚̺̮̗̺̹͉̰̞̰̱̹̹̭͚̦̜͎͚̣̙͚̯̗͙͇̝͎̭͉͕̣͖̱̻͖̭̭̰̏̂̑͌͗́͒̀͊̂̀͗̄̎̅͆͘͜͜͜͠D̶̢̨̛̛̜̙͙̪͙̼͈̱͙͔̣̰͎̲̫̰̻̪͉̳̰̰̬͔͈̭̄̐̑̌̉͒̽́̈́́̀̾͆̌̀͆̏̂͌̊̀͗̅́̄̅̂͋̊̓̋̀̀͒̚̕͘͜͜͜͠ ̵̢̨̨̡̧̧̳͚̫͔͈͇̲͚͎̤̼͔̗͚͍̰̭͍̳̜̺͕̳̥̬̥̮̣͍͖̤̯̠̘̗͔̼̟̰̗̖͓̣̺̱̙͚͍͖̺̝̮͍͉̞̪̘̲͎̳̠̥̣̦͚̫͉͋̇͜͜͜ͅͅĪ̴̡̧̧̧͈̭͎͚͔̭̦̬̫̲̜̮̼̳̯̤͙̙͙͈̬͖̳̹̫͓̫̰̜̝͉̱̝͖̳͓̗̙̜̤̱̇͑̿̊́̒͂͒̈̂̏͌̔́͊̇̏̓͛̔͂̋̃̾͆́͒͐͂̂̓͂̒͛̽̑̃̀̎̕͘͜͜͝͝͝͝T̴̡̞̣͍͈̤͙̖̤̂̑̏̌͗́̎͆̆͒̄̋̅̿̐̀̐͗̕͘̕̕͝-̸̧̨̨̨̧͙̟̳͇̬̱͙͈̙̟̬̲̦̫̺̝̭̥͔̦̦̦̝̝̲͙̻͙̬̟͚̫̱̭̪͔̥̱͈͔͚̝͎̗̹̫̗͓̞̈́̀̌̏̐́̓̐͒͊̓̈̊͜͜͝ [now they really bleed chief]
op note: oopsie Adora: Thanks Swifty- Swift Wind: And *I’ll* present it to Queen Glimmer! Adora/God: UH I THINK TF NOT YOU TRICKASS BI- Scorpia: I mean, she’s our friend..
Lapis: -garbage. *friendship gets crushed* Catra/Bill Wurtz: Oh hi, thanks for checking in. I’m- Catra/Bill Wurtz: ♫ still a piece of garbage ♫ [that’s the song of my life and the one of breakdown No 3] Patrick/All Of Us: LOOK AT IT!!! Glimmer/Terry: This bitch empty! Glimmer/Terry: YEET *gets hit by lantern and breakdown No 4* Bow: I think *this *is the chamber of queens! Adora/Peter Quill/Everyone: That was quick. [Let’s make a Kickstarter page to rename Bow into Captain Obvious]
op note: ehhhhhhhhhh Bow: What? Why not? Glimmer: bEcAuSe i hAvEn’T bEeN rEcHaRgInG mY pOwErS! [That’s Number 5 chief] Adora/Steven Universe: ♫ Let me give you a thought. ♫ Adora/Steven: ♫ I’m gonna be right by your side no matter what ♫ 🎵 No Matter What (Steven Universe: The Movie OST) 🎵 *and they still fought with each other later* Glimmer/God: Begone Glimmer/God: *THOT* [mcfuccen dies] Angella/Luke Skywalker: We’ve passed on all we know. *FX from Rise of Skywalker Teaser* Angella/Luke: A thousand generations live in you now. Angella: I love you.
Elder Reactor: Wow, that was so powerful… *sob* Glimmer: I love you too, Mom
Elder Reactor: Academy Award *sad chuckle* [This vid deserves one too!] Shane Dawson/Glimmer: [Pre-S4 Glimmer] can’t come to the phone right now. Shane/Glimmer: Why? Shane/Glimmer: Because [she’s] been REPLACED! Garret Watts/probably Adora: Ughh! [wheeze pause] Glimmer/Stacker: Today, we face the monsters that are at our door, Glimmer/Stacker: and bring the fight to them! Glimmer/Stacker: Today, we are *cancelling* the apocalypse! [Imagine Glimmer in a Jaeger 0.0]
op note: she’s a wrecking ball as is *now* PewDiePie: Officer! [Catra was] simply committing a vibe check on this fellow man. PewDiePie: Oh very well, feel free to go. PewDiePie: Vibe check! Barkhad Abdi/Abduwali Muse/Catra: Look at me.
Tom Hanks/Captain Phillips/Hordak: Sure. Barkhad Abdi/Abduwali Muse/Catra: Look at me!
Tom Hanks/Captain Phillips/Hordak: Sure! Barkhad Abdi/Abduwali Muse/Catra: I’m the [Horde Lord] now. [We know she was all along folks] Adora: The Crimson Waste is a desert? Adora: Doesn’t Mermista need like, water to use her powers? *sounds of dial-up* Glimmer: The Waste has *tons* of plants, which *you* can use to bring the ship back! Adora:Ţ̴̩̠̠̜͕̏͛̏̈̄͂̽͗̌̀̾͒̋̚͠ͅͅh̵̢̛̯͈̼̭̫̋̾̆̈̕͠e̶̢̞̗̰̫̗͚̠͉̥͉͍͍͎̋̅͌͌͜ ̷̩̱͈͈̻̻̙̀́̆̈͒̓̈́̌̕͠Cr̸̢̜̣̪̟̟̪̤͖̦̠̘̗̍̓̀͌̽͗̀͌̕̚͝i̶̖̭̻̯͘͠m̶̹͍̘͉̒͆͐͜s̴̪̺̣̺̻̹̟̬͕̥͖͑̊̈́̔͋̒͒̊̂̿͘͠ô̸̧̦̥̊͗͒̌͑̉͆n̶͓̈́̔̋͘ ̵̨̭̳̦͔͚̬̃͛͋̈̈̓̽͌̿̿̕̚͜Wą̴̛͉͙̙̰̳̫̪̹̹̗̹͖̝̮͊̓̒̐̄̊͌̆̈́s̷͇͓̳͕̦̀̀̀̎̌͊̿̅̄͒͌̓̕ẗ̶̟͈̮́̃ͅȩ̴͖̪̼̰̞͖͖̥̩̍͜ ̵̫̦̹̬̭̹̖͇̰͎̞̤͍̀͜ỉ̵̱̪̙̟͇͎͖̦͕͚́̃s̶͈͔̝̊̄̓̾̈́́̍͛̇̕̕ͅ ̴̺͍̽̋͛͂́̃̓̿͝ä̷̡̡̧̩̰̫̬̠̮͖͍͙̒̑̾̆͛̄̊̎͜͠ ̷̧̹̪̥̲̯̮̝̺͔̱̝͔̖̃̓̒̏̽̓͑̂̾̑͘d̴̡͕̭̰̦͗̐̽͠ͅë̷̠̗̯̮̳̓̆̂s̴͍͉͖̼͆͐̕͘ę̶̲̟͖͍̲̀̒̾̈͑́̑ŗ̷̦̱͓̯̈́̀̃̈́̋̔͂͗͌͆̊̓̆t̴͇͉̥̖̯̰̂̈́̿̂̀͋̅̈́̇̈́̊̔̚͜͝͝?̵̢̤̙̘̖̞̩̗͓͙͐̀ [You deserve it *brother*] Perfuma: It’s just something I’m blessed to be able- *hentai.exe* Perfuma: *taken by complete surprise*
*hentai.exe* Huntara: Uh-huh. “Blessed”. [The censoring got me wheezing so hard mate] Huntara: I think all this time with the princesses has made you, Huntara/2015!Biff: ℂℍ𝕚𝕔𝕜𝕖𝕟[.] *shook.mp4* *chicken sounds* [PEACE WAS NEVER AN OPTION] *lesbian panting* Perfuma: What are you-?! [I thought a website’s theme song was about to play-]
op note: pffft Michael Scott/Everyone: OH MY GOD, OKAY IT’S HAPPENING Michael Scott/Everyone: EVERYBODY STAY CALM Dwight Schrute/She-Crew: What’s the procedure, everyone? What’s the procedure? Michael Scott/Everyone: STAY F*CKING CALM [screams] Huntara: You afraid to fight, flower girl? *awwww* Catra: We need this junk intact, so Hordak can make new weapons. *scorpia being a clumsy bae* Scorpia: Oh, I am SO sorry about that!
*scorpia being a clumsy bae* [She’s the best, admit it]
op: bold to assume I ever denied it lmaoo *boop*
Catra: That was fast- 🎵 Ying Yang Twins – Wait (The Whisper Song) 🎵
Scorpia/Double Trouble: Hey how ya doin’ 🎵 Ying Yang Twins – Wait (The Whisper Song) 🎵
Scorpia/Double Trouble: doin’ lil mama, lemme whisper in ya ear [IM DYING HERE CHIEF] Grax: This is the Crimson Waste; Grax: Trust No One 🎵 RL Grime – Core x 4B & Teez – Whistle (YOOKiE Remix) 🎵 🎵 RL Grime – Core x 4B & Teez – Whistle (YOOKiE Remix) 🎵
Grax: I GOT THE REBEL INTRUDERS! 🎵 RL Grime – Core x 4B & Teez – Whistle (YOOKiE Remix) 🎵 Grax: You’ve gone Grax: 🆂🅾🅵🆃 Huntara/Dee: I WILL EAT YOUR BABIES BITCH! [They don’t taste that great-] *fanatic beeping* Glimmer: Urgh, I’m in the middle of the most b̷̤͊̃͗̍͋̋́̅̃õ̶̘̦̖͔̫͖̳̃̓ȓ̶̡̛͖̫̜̦͙̅̽̅͘̕͜i̷̧̛̝̮̯̰͕̺͎̯͙̓̈̂͛̐̚n̴̡͎̭̯̰̒͑̀g̸̭̀̓̔́̑ͅ meeting Double Trouble: Sometimes I just get so *lost* in my character. *wet transformation sounds* Double Trouble: TADA! Double Trouble: A-Thank you, Thank you!
*applause* [You have to admit DT is hawt] Perfuma: I love and honor all things EXCEPT Perfuma: CACTI Perfuma: And I don’t like spitting or the Crimson Waste; Perfuma: It is *full* of negative energy! [What if I am the negative energy?] Adora: But it’s gonna depend on you Perfuma Perfuma/Peridot: Haven’t I caused you enough trouble? [aww, no] *superhero landing, Deadpool would be proud* Obi Wan Kenobi/She-Ra: Hello there! [GENERAL KENOBI] Perfuma: These cacti have the most powerful- Perfuma: These cacti have the most powerful-
Huntara/Spinel: WHAAAAAAA???? 🎵 Childish Gambino – This Is America 🎵 [no comment] Catra: -were Very Busy.
Adora: -more Important to do. [Catra & Adora in unison]: It was fun distracting you though [Catradora is canon, don’t change my mind] Connie: I’m here! Where’s the fight?
Glimmer: *arrival noises* Catra: I grew up with Adora, and you fooled her DT: *WOW* [You see, that’s where the trouble started-] DT/Jacksfilms: Stay thirsty, my virgins! *sips water* Dan Howell: Oh, do you hear that faint hum, something coming from a deep dark place too powerful to control? Adora: Why did you do it?! Dan: It’s the self-hatred [and guilt-induced nightmares]. Dan: She’s Here! Dan: And she’s only ḡ̶͓̹̜̈́̄̚e̵͊̊̃͋̌̽̂͝ͅt̷̗͈͖͚̜͙͚̲̙̭̓͒̑̉͊͒t̸̩̉̂̾́͜î̸̢̹͉̰̖͍̓̂̓̏̈́̋̕ͅn̸̞͙̓ͅģ̵̘̻̲͓̞̣̟͇̣̋́̈́̋ ̴̢̠̫͉̩̩͎̠̽̀̀̉̈́̈̏̎s̷̡̘̺̻̏̃̑͗̒ţ̶̻̠̖͕̣̜̱̯̇̉̒͊̈́̿͑ạ̴̭͕́̓ͅŗ̵͉͈͙̩̼̱̇̈́͌̎̒͊t̶̳̭̳͎͇̬̠̰͐̕ė̷̩̟͇̂̏d̸͙̈͂̉̿̕! 🎵 Three 6 Mafia – Slob On My Knob 🎵
Slob on my knob, 🎵 Three 6 Mafia – Slob On My Knob 🎵
Like corn on the cob, 🎵 Three 6 Mafia – Slob On My Knob 🎵
Check in with me, 🎵 Three 6 Mafia – Slob On My Knob 🎵
And do your job 🎵 Three 6 Mafia – Slob On My Knob 🎵
*BASSBOOSTED* Jacksfilms: Forehead jokes! [Ey, don’t disrespect my wife!] Catra: Lord Hordak, I’d like to introduce you to Double Trouble. 🎵 Dr. Dre – The Next Episode (ft. Snoop Dogg, Kurupt, Nate Dogg) [ID Remix] 🎵
Smoke weed everyday Catra/Rosa: I only had [Double Trouble] for a day and a half, Catra/Rosa: But if anything happened to [them], Catra/Rosa: I would kill everyone in this room and then myself. Hordak: Their technological capabilities have increased since… Hordak: Since Entrapta returned to them. Hordak: Since Entrapta returned to them.
Nightmare!Entrapta: What did you do to me? [well, she did bring this one on herself] Glimmer/asdfmovie character: KNOCK KNOCK! Adora/asdfmovie character: Who is there? Glimmer/asdfmovie character: A MIRROR! Glimmer/asdfmovie character: I am lonely [omfg] Adora: Yep, I’m sure it’ll be super boring! 🎵 Owl City – Hello Seattle (Remix) 🎵 🎵 Owl City – Hello Seattle (Remix) 🎵
Glimmer: What is it? What’s going on?- Villager: You saved us! *lesbian Adora chuckle* Adora: I mean, it’s my job *lesbian laugh* it’s what I do *lesbian.exe has stopped working* Flutterina: -united the princesses, and you saved Etheria,
Spinel: *laughs* Flutterina: -united the princesses, and you saved Etheria,
Spinel: Boop! Now it’s Your turn! Flutterina: AND YOU ARE-
Spinel: Boop! Now it’s Your turn! *gay Flutterina breathing* [Is this considered a bone-] Adora: -for a minute and then (!!) ME-CAKE! Adora: THERE’S A ME-CAKE! [same brother] Bow: *gasp* Bow: THIS IS THE BEST PARTY EVER! Bow: THIS IS THE BEST PARTY EVER!
Galantis: SPREAD IT LIKE- 🎵 Galantis – Peanut Butter Jelly 🎵 [I’ve heard this songs a thousand times before but don’t know the name ;-;]
op note: you’re welcome Anthony Fantano/Swift Wind Stans/Triöxide: DAMN BOY HE THICC, Anthony Fantano/Swift Wind Stans/Triöxide: BOI Anthony Fantano/Swift Wind Stans/Triöxide: THAT’S A THICC ASS BOI Anthony Fantano/Swift Wind Stans/Triöxide: DAMN *trauma inducing chicken sounds* [Too late] Adora: Hey everyone, just wait till you hear abaha- 🎵 John Carpenter – Halloween Theme (Halloween OST) (1788-L Remix) 🎵 [Is that music from Zelda?]
op note: close, its a halloween remix *forcefield-getting-f*cked.mp4* [Katniss has more style doing it tho] *It’s [a trap] my dudes* Adora/Swift Wind/Wednesday Dude: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA “I don’t think [you did]” Catra: Stop badgering me! Stop hovering around me. Catra: Just back off! 🎵 Juicy J, Wiz Khalifa & Ty Dolla Sign – Shell Shocked 🎵
Catra: I don’t have to explain myself to you. Catra: We’re not friends! [Naww, that face] Catra: Those idiots don’t know what hit ’em. Flutterina: *giggle* Berleezy/Everyone: What? [We have been tricked, we have been backstabbed and we’ve been, quite possibly, bamboozled] Glimmer: Are you all okay? Bow: Never been better! *p-rnhub.exe* Bow: Okay, we’ve been slightly better. Swift Wind: Did someone say- Glimmer: NO ONE SAID SWIFT WIND! Swift Wind: Buuuut you just did 🎵 Getto Boys – Damn It Feels Good to Be a Gangsta 🎵 Double Trouble: -when she realized she’d been outsmarted *again*! DT!Glimmer/Jesse Pinkman: [They] can’t keep getting away with iiit! Catra: When the time comes… DT/Triöxide: Ohhhh, foreshadowing. DT/Triöxide: Love this! CinemaSins: Foreshadowing *cinemasins ding* Shadow Weaver: You must decide for yourself, Shadow Weaver: What kind of queen you- Filthy Frank/Everyone: IT’S TIME TO STOP! Lance: [Wait,] where’s Pidge?
Bow: It could be a surveillance bot. *Both bots start beeping* *Both bots start exploding* Bow: *getting blown up*
Lance: CORAN, LOOK OUT- [TOP 10 VIDEOS TAKEN RIGHT BEFORE DISASTER] Catra: Show me She-Ra again! DT!She-Ra: I’m She-Ra! *fart* [Catra having her first and only real laugh this season] *starts funding website to collect hugs for Catra* DT/Jeffree Star: Wait, what gender am I, don’t remember. Shane/Catra: *laughing* Glimmer: What do these do? Shadow Weaver: Those are daisies. Shadow Weaver: I find them cheerful. *audience laughter* [IKR?!] Spinnerella: See, *this* is why no one comes to game night anymore. Spinnerella: Adora, tell her! Adora: Oh, I dont- Netossa: No one likes vegetable platters! Catra: Oh, it’s *you*. Glimmer/Dexter: Surprise motherfucka Glimmer: AUGH! [That’s what I thought too LMAO] *Catra licking and biting Glimmer and she’s Not into it* Catra: So you’d better choose: Catra: Me, or the bot! *you know what time it is* Netossa: Boom, Nets Netossa: Spinnerella refuses to accept that *I* busted two more bots than she did; Netossa: so I’m winning! Netossa: Just for the record, I’m being way quieter than you- Netossa: Two for one, still winning! Netossa: Ha, you wanna to fight some bots! Spinnerella: That was fourteen bots for me. Spinnerella: I win! Glimmer: Now that Shadow Weaver’s teaching me magic, I’ll be twice as effective! Adora: What?! Adora: SHADOW WEAVER’S TEACHING YOU??! Davie504/Triöxide: OMG [Well, it’s perfect mate!] *🎵 Rihanna – Bitch Better Have My Money 🎵 playing in the distant background* *🎵 Rihanna – Bitch Better Have My Money 🎵 playing in the distant background*
*coins rattling* *🎵 Rihanna – Bitch Better Have My Money 🎵 playing in the distant background*
DT: Marvelous! [Jeez, they be thirsty for dat money] *oof* *oof* Lonnie: Would you stop messing around back there, Kyle! Lonnie: Would you stop messing around back there, Kyle!
*oof* Lonnie: Would you stop messing around back there, Kyle! [Kyle got mistreated for so long ;-;] Light Hope: Once you balance the planet, Light Hope: all will be clear. Light Hope: It is your purpose as She- 🎵 Porter Robinson & Madeon – Shelter (Madeon’s Evil Edit) 🎵
Light Hope: She- x8 *bing* God: It was at this moment [Kyle] knew, he fucked up. Kyle: The woods are attacking us with very painful snow! *scared Kyle noises* Catra: Who the fuck are you? [*poor Kyle*] Light Hope: How may I assist you? [So you see, that’s where the trouble began. That smile, that damned smile] Light Hope: That is not right. Light Hope: Do not worry, I will fix it! Adora: NoNONONO *screams* *falls into the Upside-Down* [Now you gotta edit Stranger Things!]
op note: that’s gonna take Way too long Lonnie & Rogelio: One, two, three. [hUH?] Kyle: I beat Rogelio, but [Lonnie] beat me and Rogelio beat you, that means… Kyle: We’re all winners! [nO] *disappointed Rogelio noises* *a single G note* [This is sad, F in chat for Rogelio] *rapid bouncing* [Kyle is the trickshot kind ya’ll] Will Smith: Ah, its rewind time! Light Hope: Hello, my name is Light Hope. Light Hope: How may I assist you? Adora: *frustrated noises* Lonnie: Uh, that never happened. Lonnie: That was the weird fake portal reality. Kyle: Wait, what? Adora: -your information has loaded? Light Hope: I am back to full functionality! Light Hope: Disregard; that was incorrect. Light Hope: My system reboot is still at only 36%. [*Adora finna snap 0.0*] Mara: *laughing with joy* She-Ra Twitter/JonTron: That’s good shit right there She-Ra Twitter/JonTron: *sips beer* Kyle/Wednesday Dude: AAAAAAAAAAAAA *more Rogelio noises* Light Hope: This memory should have been purged, per directive of the Heart of Etheria Project. Light Hope: Permanently delete. *dumping high quality ship material* Patrick/Everyone: LOOK AT IT! 🎵American Dad Theme Song🎵 Scorpia/Emmet: Step 1: breathe Scorpia/Emmet: *extreme inhale* Scorpia/Emmet: *extreme exhale* Scorpia/Emmet: Okay, got that one down- Scorpia: I know, I know she said we’re not friends anymore. Scorpia: But she didn’t mean it! Scorpia: And maybe I misheard her- Catra/Dan: You did *not* mishear me; Catra/Dan: You repeated what I said- Scorpia/Erin: NOO- Jason Paige – Pokémon Theme
Scorpia: ♫ I’m wanna be the very best, like no one ever was ♫ *magic-error.mp4* [Glimmer’s mind]: UH OH! Catra: *laughing* Catra: Okay. Catra: *inhale* Catra: The princesses have no idea what’s coming!
*clusterfuck of my 3 fave tiktoks* Catra: Let them waste their time on some useless outposts.
*clusterfuck of my 3 fave tiktoks* Scorpia: -can’t say no to that cute little face (!!) Scorpia: Hey, I said you can come, where are you- Catra: Who’re you talking to? (!!) Scorpia: CATRA! Scorpia: Oh, are you okay? You don’t look so good. Catra/Garnet: [I] look awesome. Scorpia: Did you want any of the tea? Scorpia: You know what, it’s not a- Scorpia: It’s not- Catra: *swipes tea* *vigurous slurping* Catra/Goob: Ah, that’s good joe! [*whimpers in gets-no-brownies*] Scorpia: Yeah, maybe she just- Lonnie: When are gonna wake up?! French Spongebob Narrator: [Catra]: You wanna be next? *now she WOKE (up)* Adora: I don’t know why Glimmer suddenly okay with trusting Shadow Weaver after everything she’s done to us! Glimmer/Corinne: Well, *that’s* a little passive-aggressive! *anime blinking* Flutterina/Finn: *high pitched screaming* Scorpia: Anything yet? *cute Emily beeping* Scorpia: Super Pal [Sextent] op note: i’d say im sorry, but im really not weeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Entrapta: The only thing I’ll need in the northern reach is my miiind! [It’s big brain time] 🎵 Hans Zimmer – S.T.A.Y (Interstellar OST) 🎵 Scorpia: I- Scorpia: I miss her. Matthew McConaughey’s Character from Interstellar/Everyone: [ngl, I felt that pain] Scorpia: They’re deeply ingrained in your core processor and can’t be accessed without dismantling you completely? Entrapta: In addition to uploading backups of my logs into Emily’s hard drive- Entrapta, getting deeper: ʰᵃʳᵈ ᵈʳᶦᵛᵉ ʰᵃʳᵈ ᵈʳᶦᵛᵉ ʰᵃʳᵈ ᵈʳᶦᵛᵉ *emily.exe has crashed* Scorpia: I know a great place to hide- Scorpia: I-I mean think, not hide. Scorpia: We’re not hiding. We’re thinking. [*spams X*] Flutterina: Come on, work with me here! Horde Soldier 1: Uh, drop your weapons or the girl…gets it…? Horde Soldier 2/One of the ranger from that death bear episode from Regular Show: I wanna go home. Horde Soldier: I don’t, I really don’t! Glimmer/Shan: I don’t believe you Bow/Sherlock: You should, you know. [Where’s that from?]
op note: Sherlock, series 1, episode 2 Patrick/Eagle-eyed viewers: LOOK AT IT! Scorpia: I have granddad to thank for my opportunities in life. Scorpia: He made the alliance with Hordak. Scorpia: As part of it, our kingdom gave up our Runestone. Scorpia: Catra… betrayed her. Scorpia: She betrayed me, and I just let her take Entrapta away. CinemaSins: Yes, you did. End of sin. *no ding because you’re right*
[also lost count of the mental breakdowns]
op note: i wasn’t even keeping track lol Catra/Dr. Strange: You care Catra/Dr. Strange: SO MUCH Catra/Dr. Strange: DON’T YOU?! Scorpia/Christine: Goodbye, [Catra] Etika/Everyone: YO! Catra: What?! Scorpia: You’re a bad friend. Etika/Everyone: [She] really did it! [SHE] DID IT! op note: RIP Etika, still miss him 🙁 Catra: We don’t need anyone. Catra: FoRgEt ThEm AlL Catra: No one matters; *NOTHING* matters, but this mission! *heavy cat breathing* [My cat is in need of a therapy]
op note: fuck, shoulda greenscreened that monitor he was looking at Patrick/Triöxide: I WANT ALL OF YOU TO LOOK AT IT. [Erm, what?]
op note: look at this wholesome ass shit, that’s what Scorpia: But maybe I can still help Entrapta. 🎵 Illenium – Leaving (feat. EDEN)🎵
EDEN: But I’m drawing the line,
Scorpia: But maybe I can still help Entrapta. 🎵 Illenium – Leaving (feat. EDEN)🎵
EDEN: But I’m drawing the line, 🎵 Illenium – Leaving (feat. EDEN)🎵
EDEN: And say whatever you like, 🎵 Illenium – Leaving (feat. EDEN)🎵
EDEN: And say whatever you like,
Scorpia: Ready for a super pal duo field trip? 🎵 Illenium – Leaving (feat. EDEN)🎵
EDEN: But I’m leaving,
Scorpia: Ready for a super pal duo field trip? 🎵 Illenium – Leaving (feat. EDEN)🎵
EDEN: But I’m leaving, 🎵 Illenium – Leaving (feat. EDEN)🎵
EDEN: But I’m leaving,
Scorpia: We’re getting outta here Emily, 🎵 Illenium – Leaving (feat. EDEN)🎵
EDEN: I’m letting go of all I’ve ever known
Scorpia: For good. 🎵 Illenium – Leaving (feat. EDEN)🎵
EDEN: I’m letting go of all I’ve ever known 🎵 Illenium – Leaving (feat. EDEN)🎵 Like and subscribe or front-face Swift Wind will eat your toes! last op note: and a Huge s/o to
Adrian Kaufman, who managed to write the bulk of these captions within a Day 🎩

99 thoughts on “She-Ra: Twists & Turns (WARNING: LOUD)

  1. Like i said in the one before this:
    Aight, now we gotta wait for next season & this but from the next one.

    Otherwise, rest in piece ears.

    + CATRAREDEMPTIONARCINCOMING

  2. Part II coming maybe next month or sooner, I honestly have no idea.

    Edit: before asking what song/clip that was, check the sources playlist at the end of the video bc its most definitely there

  3. The girl holding that can of be gone isn’t she from the tv show the mighty bee??? Or maybe I’m wrong but I feel like I’m right

  4. OMG, YOUR VIDEOS ARE VERY GOOD DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY YOU HAVE SO FEW SUB
    PD:I'm Mexican so I don't understand much about your videos but even if I see them, they're the best 🙌❤️

  5. I love Scorpia soo much ! ^^ and your video so much too by the way ! ^^ i'm such a huge and new french fan ! keep going ! <3

  6. I saw my baby boy Lance from the ~b l e s s e d~ time that was VLD season 1 and my heart skipped a beat
    Also omg that beginning I've never related more XD Great goofs all around, hyped for part 2!

  7. When you trying to insert more memes into the captions but you're 2 hours late… gg
    welp time to wait for e2. hopefully my school will still be [on its 4th week of] strike

  8. Once again, a high quality meme video, never had any doubt in you *brother*. Also, it doesn’t display who did the caption? looks at last 12h work Goddamnit 😂

  9. i’m dying of laughter and i love this.

    hello seattle remix made it ben better, i didn’t realise other people know that song haha

  10. The Meet the Robinsons reference was great. I honestly had to play that scene over and over again before I realized that’s the movie it was from but as soon as I realized it was from there I had this big like “ah-ha!”Moment 😂.
    But I just wanted to say. You are so good at these videos. Like every time you do one of these it always surprises me with what you come up with. I love your content. Keep up the amazing work. ❤️

  11. I love Scorpia, she’s just so precious and adorable. I’m so happy she got out of that toxic relationship, even though I think Catra is going to switch sides next season.
    Everybody against Horde Prime!

  12. GIVE US LITTLE BABY SCORPIA YOU COWARDS! I wanna see a scene with like…3 year old Scorpia with like…some kind of Hoard Nanny and shes like telling her Mother Goose style stories about Scorpia's family. "Yeah. They were our allies. And…uh…gave us the black garnet…and….you…because………….they were so loyal. Being loyal…yeah thats their whole thing."
    "Really!" Baby scorpia far to cute and precious for this world. "And I bet they gave the best hugs!" Hugs Hoard nanny.
    "Yeah…" Choking up. "Yeah they do."

  13. All that is gold does not glitter
    Not all who wander are lost
    The old that is strong does not wither
    Deep roots are not touched by the frost

    From the ashes a fire shall be woken
    A light from the shadows shall spring
    Renewed shall be blade that was broken
    The crownless again shall be King

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