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signs that markiplier/darkiplier is a murderer (joke)


Mark: It’s a weird website, you can buy all these things and it seems to know exactly what you want whenever you… don’t even think of wanting it. Can also… KILL PEOPLE! You can use it for tactics… Like fishing… O̫̰̹̪̹̹͎͝r̩͓ ͙̜͙h̲̺͕̘̝̟́ͅu̫̳̠͙̦̬̹n̦̠̻͎ti̙͔̳̱̠̜͢ͅn̠̻͓̲g̣̮̺.̶̼͔͚̱̬͉̖.̩̟.̡͙̞̙͚͖̰̮ O̧̹̟̤̲R̥̪͡ ̤H͏̤̟̙Ạ̴͔̞̙͍R̡͕͖͚̤̻P͉̯̥̺̺̙ͅÓ̦͚Ǫ̰̫̘N̷I̠̹͇͕͕N͜G.͔̹̘͔͇̯͝ͅ..̪̠̩̭͇̼ Uh, so you can dig as you chop… and then cut when you’re done digging… Ạ̸n̙̻̙̫̦͉͖͠d͏̻̞͓̱̲̼͖ ͙͍̮͔͚͟t͔̤h̜̫̤̮̬e̼͇ǹ̝̹̠̭ ͎͙͍̺̦̼͔̀y̥̻͎͚͘o͙͟ͅư͙̪͈͇̥ ͚͇̥̙͈͉̟c͈̫̣̙̱a͈̦̞͍̗n̩͖̕ ̗̝̯͞c̢ḥ͜o͖͇͈͕̼̭͇͡p̢̘̫̲ ͖̜͓̠͝o͕̦̝u̱͕̭͎̟̖͠ͅt͎͉̰̘̀ ͖̰͚̝̙̯ͅt͚̭̟̭̹͔͠h̼͍̥͡e͈̘͍̮̯ ̡̭̩͓̠̖̟̻h̴̲͙̖͉͚͔̲e̸̙̭̹a͎̠̦̼͞r̭̼͇͈̜t̞͘.̰͕́.̻͉͙̺.͖̝̘͙ A̤̖̥̫ͅͅN̵̹̤̜̱D̰ ̼̦͓T̞̤̖̣͖̙H͏E̱̹N҉ ̀Y̥̬̫̞̞̕O̠̭U͍͍ ̻͍̲̰C̣̞A͙͚N̗̻͟ͅ ̠̣̩̟̟͡T̯͝A̱̥̘K̰͕ͅE̬̳̳ ͝O̷̟̪̞U͍͍̭̖̜ͅT͇̲̕ͅ ̱̟̝̱̲̩͙͝T҉H͈̬͎̗̤E̞̞̲̞̘ ̖͔͍͠S͇P̥̮̮̜̘͟L̜͎̘̲̕E̫͖̹̫͖̥E̗N͔͇͕̥̲̮.̰̥͖.͈̭̦͓̲̰͞.̺̥̺͕͠ A̠͙ Ṋ ̥̪͉̯̯͠D̲̠̼͖̦̱ ͓͍̼T͎͎̯͢ ̡̜̰H̟͈̖͓͇̱ E ̸̺͈̻̰̼̯Ṋ̺ ̻Y̯̖̳̠̦ ͔O͏͇̯̫̠̹ ͏͇͙̲͉̝̪͚U̲͍̦͔ ҉̫C ̳͕̺A̢̩̹͈̜͖̠ͅ ͇̝̜̮͖͖͝N͔ ̧̻̦̹̭S̶̗̗̺̬̼͓ ̠̜̼͔͕L̵̖͎͕͈̩ Ị͙̣̦͉̬͙ ̬͖͓̝̰͟C̯̠͕͠ ̢̲̱͓͍͔̩̘E̖̫̼̳͍ ͚A̦͉͓ ̭̮̖̫͔̻̲N̛̻̩̺̩͕͍ ̲̣D̩̬̣͠ ҉̦ͅͅD̸̯̜̜ ̼̼͔̖̦̠͖Ȩ͓̬͕ ͏͍F̖͙̣̯ ̯̫͍̝͞I͏͎̳̳͖͇ ̷̼̣N̶̺ ͕̲̮͓̹͡ͅE̤̱̫̳ ̭̥Ŕ̤͔̳͚̰ ̠̩I͈̺͈͈̲ ̩̗͇͕̗͇̗B̯͝ ͎͉̠B̼͕ ̖̤͖̙ͅO҉͕̹̳͙͔ ̯̖N̟ ̖̮̲͙́S̻̟̬͇͎͘ͅ ̹̤̫ͅ!̜̞̟ After you’re done hunting. I’m not gonna discriminate on what you’re gonna be hunting with this… I said it had a million and one uses… I came up with a million! Y̩O͈͠Ù̙ ̼̲̫̞̫C̫͙̱͕̹̀AN̖͉̰͢ ̺̦͍̱̮̮ͅC̶̤͉̜O̱̠͎̖̻͡M̫̪̜͡E ̰͖̖̱̲̳͔̀U̸̥̘̭P͍̮̹̞̟ͅͅ ̱̫̬͚̻W̵͈̫̘̜̜͈I̸̝̦ͅT̨̤̯̠͇̞̗H͙̹̞́ ̵͔̠͕Ò̟N͇̙ͅE͙͎!͖!̪͕̹͝ You’re being stalked by something, slunking it’s way through the brush… You can hear it behind you, you can hear it around every corner… Oh… It thinks that you’re its prey, but no. You whip out, right from your crack. Your tactical shovel… And yes. It can do anything. So, not only are you being stalked by this, but it’s getting cold… The night air is blowing across your nips… And you need fire, so what do you do? *BIG BOI TOOT* I’M NOT GONNA DIE TO YOU, YOU BITCH!

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