[dramatic music] – Vikings! Today, we will scare the Saxon
scum limb from limb. [yelling] Their blood will flow as
a river beneath our feet. [yelling] Our blades shall silence their
pathetic cries for mercy. [laughter] Let us prepare for battle! [yelling] With yoga and dream journaling! [laughter] – Yoga and dream journaling?
– Yes. You can’t take care
of your enemies if you don’t take care
of yourself. Namaste. But Ragnar, today,
we kill the Saxon king, and claim old Britain
for our own! [yelling] – Too true! And how will we celebrate
this great victory? – Burn their crops!
– Rob their riches! – Feast on the flesh
of our enemies! – Take a steamy bath! In blood! [yelling] And lavender!
If I can find it. – Ragnar, why? – I have this amazing
new bath bomb. – Does it explode?
– It’ll blow your mind. That’s for sure. – Let us forget about bathing. Let us fuel ourselves for war
with meat and ale! [yelling] Or, we whip up some acai bowls. [laughter] – Enough distractions! Let us finish arming ourselves
for battle. Where are our helms?
– Ah, yes. I have replaced your helmets
with this. Sunhat.
Different kind of protection. But if you survive the day,
your skin will thank me. [laughter] – Ragnar, have you
lost your mind? Our enemies approach
as we speak, and yet, you are– what are you doing?
– Are you all this tense? That’s it.
Massage train. Captain’s orders. And I know what
you’re thinking. I’ll be the caboose.
Come on, come on. So tense– [clamoring] – No, the Saxons are upon us!
– Pagan devils! I have bested
your great leader. Now, I will make you watch as I record it in
my gratitude journal. [laughter] It’s important that we
remember these things. [laughter] [upbeat music]