Halloween is here and you have done
absolutely nothing to prepare. Step away from Pinterest. Don’t even look at your
Instagram. This is Slacker Mom’s Guide to Halloween. Pin Christmas ornaments all over. Throw some tinsel on
their head. Your kid’s a Christmas tree. Got a fedora and a trench coat? Pin some
jewelry inside. You’re a jewel thief! Balloons in a clear garbage bag and your kid’s a bag of jelly beans! Draws some dots on a crappy Tshirt. You’re a Dalmation! Costume jewelry, Mama’s ugly scarves and a tambourine.You’re a gypsy! This one’s self-explanatory. Did you forget to buy candy again this year? Give the kids your spare change. Or IOUS! Don’t tell me that you don’t hide in the bathroom with your phone. That’s beep! Beep? She beeped herself. She never beeps herself. I censored her over here. Beep beep beep beep! Subscribe! You click on the button below. The red subscribe button. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. it’s right here. Right here. I think… We don’t know. Where is it? It’s on Jen’s t*ts. Did she say t*ts?? Don’t watch these in front of your kids! Stop drinking the props!
LOL! You are looking gorgeous in this video!
You girls are too much. This is the first video I've seen of yours – next to the trailer and I'm sure I'll be watching a lot more. Thanks for the laugh.
this was a fun video! #ytmm
The jewel thief is my fave! Clever!
Love Slacker Moms! This is great! I night actually have a costume this year!
Ha ha I love this!!!!
Brilliant so fun!
Haha, I love the Error 404 shirt. Clever ideas!
Hilarious!
LOL!! This was a fun video!!
#ytmm
I was a bag of jellybeans when I was 10! I think spare change is the best treat! #ytmm love
I needed a laugh!
This is hysterical – I think my favorite costume is the bag of jelly beans!
LOL this is too funny. #ytmm
beautiful costumes! lol funny maybe a five year old will fall for that lol!
Ha ha ha. Eat all the good Halloween treats and leave the suckers #Momsknow
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OMG – I absolutely loved it. I should be the 404.
My mom totally dressed me up as a "gypsy" when I was a kid!
Cute 🙂
Haha!!! I love it! I did the Dalmatian thing for my daughter a couple years ago lol. #ytmm
HILARIOUS!! My favourite part was the bite out of the chocolate bar laugh. Hahah!
This was so awesome. Also, "stop dining the props!" totally me. LOL #ytmm
Great ideas and funny ones too. I'll remember them for Halloween 2018!
I’m guilty of forgetting to buy candy one year for the trick-or-treaters and did fill up a big plastic pumpkin with loose change for the kids to grab a handful of coins. 🙂
You crack me up
Gypsy is considered a super derogatory term and shouldn't be a Halloween costume. It's a stereotype that is a huge problem for the Modern day Romani communities.