Halloween is here and you have done
absolutely nothing to prepare. Step away from Pinterest. Don’t even look at your
Instagram. This is Slacker Mom’s Guide to Halloween. Pin Christmas ornaments all over. Throw some tinsel on
their head. Your kid’s a Christmas tree. Got a fedora and a trench coat? Pin some
jewelry inside. You’re a jewel thief! Balloons in a clear garbage bag and your kid’s a bag of jelly beans! Draws some dots on a crappy Tshirt. You’re a Dalmation! Costume jewelry, Mama’s ugly scarves and a tambourine.You’re a gypsy! This one’s self-explanatory. Did you forget to buy candy again this year? Give the kids your spare change. Or IOUS! Don’t tell me that you don’t hide in the bathroom with your phone. That’s beep! Beep? She beeped herself. She never beeps herself. I censored her over here. Beep beep beep beep! Subscribe! You click on the button below. The red subscribe button. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. it’s right here. Right here. I think… We don’t know. Where is it? It’s on Jen’s t*ts. Did she say t*ts?? Don’t watch these in front of your kids! Stop drinking the props!